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(3 News New Zealand) Weird If you've abandoned a herd of cows in a local park, the council would appreciate it if you could remoove them as soon as possible   (3news.co.nz) divider line 41
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 10:26:55 PM  
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I'VE ABANDONED MY COWS!!!

I'VE ABANDONED MY HERD!!!

 
MuadDib [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 10:50:28 PM  
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texdent [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 01:29:19 AM  
That's udderly bad.

 
holiday_inn_in_cambodia 2009-11-02 01:30:14 AM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I'VE ABANDONED MY COWS!!!

I'VE ABANDONED MY HERD!!!


Best movie of the past 5 years.

I dare you to farking argue with that.

 
holiday_inn_in_cambodia 2009-11-02 01:31:48 AM  
texdent: That's udderly bad.

When asked how he felt about the cows, area resident commented that it was a "bunch of bull."

 
GranoblasticMan 2009-11-02 01:37:13 AM  
shiat, I never thought my exs would actually associate.

Sorry, guys.

 
TheMega 2009-11-02 01:37:46 AM  
Aliens did it!

Swiped them, did their anal probing, got lost and said fark em, just dropped them in the first open place they saw.

 
Darwin's Prophet 2009-11-02 01:43:56 AM  
TheMega: Aliens did it!

Swiped them, did their anal probing, got lost and said fark em, just dropped them in the first open place they saw.


No silly. Aliens anally probe humans. Cows they turn inside out. Get your species-specific extraterrestrial abuse standards right.

/On another note, who abandons cows? I'm pretty sure if you don't want them the slaughterhouse will always be happy to take them off your hands.

 
detfrost1 2009-11-02 01:45:20 AM  
I find the first (and currently only) comment FTA's comment section somewhat unnerving....

 
picturescrazy 2009-11-02 01:56:15 AM  
We heifer find out what happened, and hopefully steer this case in the right direction.

 
platedlizard 2009-11-02 02:00:33 AM  
I would be happy to give them a good home in my freezer.

 
upright_apes_r_us 2009-11-02 02:12:39 AM  
They look cud-ly but I'm not going to milk the situation.

 
paj 2009-11-02 02:13:25 AM  
A cow thread from NZ? Shear madness. Thanks for mutton, subby.

 
holiday_inn_in_cambodia 2009-11-02 02:14:12 AM  
detfrost1: I find the first (and currently only) comment FTA's comment section somewhat unnerving....

sweet my comment got posted too

 
holiday_inn_in_cambodia 2009-11-02 02:14:47 AM  
AtomPeepers: May I urge you, sir, to consider the chicken sandwiches? It must be very rich and tender by now. We cows have been force feeding them for months.

I think I'll have a salad.

 
thisispete [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 02:18:16 AM  
We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the buffalo
Or diiiie!

/watch out for chickens in choppers

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 02:26:07 AM  
holiday_inn_in_cambodia: Best movie of the past 5 years.

I dare you to farking argue with that.



:-/

*considers making an argument for The Happening - the single greatest comedy of the modern era - but quickly thinks better of it*

 
rprygro 2009-11-02 02:27:37 AM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I'VE ABANDONED MY COWS!!!

I'VE ABANDONED MY HERD!!!


Sorry, what movie is this from?

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 02:32:45 AM  
rprygro: Sorry, what movie is this from?

It was a parody of Daniel Day-Lewis' lines from There Will Be Blood.

Worth a look, easily.

 
Electriclectic 2009-11-02 02:34:26 AM  
Council: It's for the greater good. (the greater good)

/Also, the movie this quote is from is better than that other movie in this thread.

 
Foaming [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 02:47:38 AM  
It certainly would behoove you to get rid of them.

 
pcat [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 03:03:12 AM  
Herd of cows?
Of course I have.
/had to

 
holiday_inn_in_cambodia 2009-11-02 03:08:22 AM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: holiday_inn_in_cambodia: Best movie of the past 5 years.

I dare you to farking argue with that.


:-/

*considers making an argument for The Happening - the single greatest comedy of the modern era - but quickly thinks better of it*


TMLO thinking better of making a ridiculous argument?

What a twist!

 
John Hopoate 2009-11-02 04:18:03 AM  
Remove
/pet peeve

 
holiday_inn_in_cambodia 2009-11-02 04:21:18 AM  
John Hopoate: Re-mooooooooooo-ve
/pet peeve


ahdurrrrrr

 
Old enough to know better 2009-11-02 04:21:48 AM  
Feh. Americans would know how to solve this problem.

"Sharpen the knives and fire up the grill Charlie!"

 
AbbeySomeone 2009-11-02 05:44:28 AM  
thisispete: We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the buffalo
Or diiiie!

/watch out for chickens in choppers


We are free roaming bovine,we'll have it our way

 
Mister Peejay 2009-11-02 05:57:06 AM  
John Hopoate: Remove
/pet peeve


Oh *wow*.

I kept re-reading the headline after the ISWYDT and couldn't find anything out of the ordinary. Until you posted that.

The human brain: Truly, it will only let you see what it expects to see.

/SEP field, politics, etc

 
Stuckinacubicle 2009-11-02 06:19:48 AM  
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/hot like the streets of Ankh-Morpork on a summer day

 
The Dread Pirate Robertson 2009-11-02 06:40:46 AM  
The council sure will have a beef with whoever did this.

 
sonofslacker 2009-11-02 08:06:58 AM  
What an udder disgrace.

 
NaptownTerrorist 2009-11-02 08:27:52 AM  
Mr Exler says no local farmers are missing stock.

Cattle that magically appear. The hunger problem is solved.

 
Kaltros 2009-11-02 09:53:43 AM  
Submitter, that was lo-ooow...

 
tuna fingers [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 10:17:22 AM  
detfrost1: I find the first (and currently only) comment FTA's comment section somewhat unnerving....

I added to it, Sven, but now the link is farked.

 
holiday_inn_in_cambodia 2009-11-02 10:44:41 AM  
tuna fingers: detfrost1: I find the first (and currently only) comment FTA's comment section somewhat unnerving....

I added to it, Sven, but now the link is farked.


I'm Sven :(

 
Gough 2009-11-02 11:02:35 AM  
Ah, the tragedy of the commons....

 
tacojohn 2009-11-02 11:28:37 AM  
And I thought you only heard about missing cows on Facebook.

 
Boris S. Wort 2009-11-02 12:10:43 PM  
Who cares about a bunch of cows?

 
tacks 2009-11-02 12:35:56 PM  
A horadric cube and wirt's leg were also found at the scene

 
Foaming [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 04:41:23 PM  
Is this an ad for some facebook farm app?

 
theuntested 2009-11-02 06:02:04 PM  
BEEF! It's whats for dinner.

 
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