I am Jack's complete lack of hydration.

After running, everything else in your life got the volume turned down.

You are not your race. You're not how much prize money you can bank. You're not the number on your back. You're not the contents of your water bottle. You're not your farkin' jogging shorts

Careful there, subby. You don't want to make Edward Norton angry.

CtrlAltDelete: I am Jack's complete lack of hydration.

...

ok, I got nuthin.

I ran a mile this morning. Almost as impressive.

The first rule of marathon club is, you do not talk about marathon club.

You wanna finish her off?

oldebayer: Careful there, subby. You don't want to make Edward Norton angry.

Definitely not. And don't try to steal his truck, either.

Spad31: You wanna finish her off?

My God. He hasn't run like that since grade school.

This is Bob. Bob had athlete's foot.

Sweet, at least I know I could outrun him if I needed to. You know, in case I made him angry.

OMG, spoiler much!1!1!!

I beat both of them.
/TiVo

Edward Norton should do The Vagina Monologues
Get script approval and rewrites and make it all about him

Im more impressed but the fact he got to motorboat Salma Hayek :-(

He still farked Courtney Love.

In a related story, a local liposuction clinic is missing large amounts of fat from it's biohazard waste containers.

I run like you wanna run.

Dear_Leader: Salma Hayek

What Salma Hayek might look like.

Craptastic tagline there.

Could have been so much better :(

I am Jack's bloody nipples. (new window)

EdwardBlake: Dear_Leader: Salma Hayek

What Salma Hayek might look like.

I would still hit it

So, he lost?

I am out of breath
a marathon is hard work
Fight Club for the win