I am Jack's complete lack of hydration.

After running, everything else in your life got the volume turned down.

You are not your race. You're not how much prize money you can bank. You're not the number on your back. You're not the contents of your water bottle. You're not your farkin' jogging shorts

Careful there, subby. You don't want to make Edward Norton angry.

CtrlAltDelete: I am Jack's complete lack of hydration.

...

ok, I got nuthin.

I ran a mile this morning. Almost as impressive.

The first rule of marathon club is, you do not talk about marathon club.

You wanna finish her off?

oldebayer: Careful there, subby. You don't want to make Edward Norton angry.

Definitely not. And don't try to steal his truck, either.

Spad31: You wanna finish her off?

My God. He hasn't run like that since grade school.

This is Bob. Bob had athlete's foot.

Sweet, at least I know I could outrun him if I needed to. You know, in case I made him angry.

OMG, spoiler much!1!1!!

I beat both of them.
/TiVo

Edward Norton should do The Vagina Monologues
Get script approval and rewrites and make it all about him

Im more impressed but the fact he got to motorboat Salma Hayek :-(

He still farked Courtney Love.

In a related story, a local liposuction clinic is missing large amounts of fat from it's biohazard waste containers.

I run like you wanna run.

Dear_Leader: Salma Hayek

What Salma Hayek might look like.

Craptastic tagline there.

Could have been so much better :(

I am Jack's bloody nipples. (new window)

EdwardBlake: Dear_Leader: Salma Hayek

What Salma Hayek might look like.

I would still hit it

So, he lost?

I am out of breath
a marathon is hard work
Fight Club for the win

Come on! You guys all missed the most relevant Fight Club quote to this article:

I ran. I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid.

Then I ran some more.

I Eddie didn't run for the east African grasslands which the Maasai tribe calls home. Who would?

My God... I haven't run like that since grade school.

lostinspace1978: I Eddie didn't run for the east African grasslands which the Maasai tribe calls home. Who would?

Typical pinko Hollywood retard, they care more for other places more than their own country.

Any franchise coffee bars trashed along the marathon route?

armoredbulldozer: lostinspace1978: I Eddie didn't run for the east African grasslands which the Maasai tribe calls home. Who would?

Typical pinko Hollywood retard, they care more for other places more than their own country.

People are people, you turd. "Us" and "Them" are artificial concepts.

WFern: armoredbulldozer: lostinspace1978: I Eddie didn't run for the east African grasslands which the Maasai tribe calls home. Who would?

Typical pinko Hollywood retard, they care more for other places more than their own country.

People are people, you turd. "Us" and "Them" are artificial concepts.

Perhaps hugs will save them then?

Epiphany: WFern: armoredbulldozer: lostinspace1978: I Eddie didn't run for the east African grasslands which the Maasai tribe calls home. Who would?

Typical pinko Hollywood retard, they care more for other places more than their own country.

People are people, you turd. "Us" and "Them" are artificial concepts.

Perhaps hugs will save them then?

I'm gonna have say, I believe the tax write off is more important to these celebs than the actual cause.

/not sure what a tax write off is
//only know they're the ones writing it off

Fark It: OMG, spoiler much!1!1!!

Fight Club falls outside the spoiler timeframe.

BassmanBP: I am Jack's bloody nipples. (new window)

AHahahahaha! ouch

I still don't know whyt some people obsess over running a marathon. My brother ran one, and I was less than impressed. In fact I thought he was stupid.

A marathon run is hard on the body, and all you have to say is "I ran a marathon."

Well, if that's what gets you laid, then go for it, but I still think it's stupid.

I say this as a guy whose sister got me running long distance when I was 11. In my twenties I found I had bad knees and other problems like a tendency towards a sports hernia. If I could go back I would not run long distance and stick with backyard football and tennis.

You sound fat.

Eddie Izzard > Edward Norton

Dr. Frisbee: I still don't know whyt some people obsess over running a marathon. My brother ran one, and I was less than impressed. In fact I thought he was stupid.

A marathon run is hard on the body, and all you have to say is "I ran a marathon."

Well, if that's what gets you laid, then go for it, but I still think it's stupid.

I say this as a guy whose sister got me running long distance when I was 11. In my twenties I found I had bad knees and other problems like a tendency towards a sports hernia. If I could go back I would not run long distance and stick with backyard football and tennis.


and yet you name yourself after a frisbee. That's gotta be the ultimate.

Long distance running was the beginning, now it's moved out of the basement, it's called Project Marathon.

Run for fun? what the hell kind of fun is that?

I do it to stay heart healthy but every step I take is absolute torture. F-ing hate running.

BEER_ME_in_CT [TotalFark] Quote 2009-11-02 09:25:46 AM
Run for fun? what the hell kind of fun is that?

I do it to stay heart healthy but every step I take is absolute torture. F-ing hate running.

It takes time to build up an enjoyment for novice runners. I got back into fitness about 4 years ago, and it took about 2 years to stop saying "I farking hate running".


Wow. That's actually pretty good (Nortons time). I finished in just over 4 hours in the Toronto Scotia Bank waterfront marathon in Sept.

Dr. Frisbee Quote 2009-11-02 02:56:27 AM
I still don't know whyt some people obsess over running a marathon. My brother ran one, and I was less than impressed. In fact I thought he was stupid.

A marathon run is hard on the body, and all you have to say is "I ran a marathon."

Well, if that's what gets you laid, then go for it, but I still think it's stupid.

I say this as a guy whose sister got me running long distance when I was 11. In my twenties I found I had bad knees and other problems like a tendency towards a sports hernia. If I could go back I would not run long distance and stick with backyard football and tennis.


Fat guy.

BEER_ME_in_CT: Run for fun? what the hell kind of fun is that?

I do it to stay heart healthy but every step I take is absolute torture. F-ing hate running.

bike? swim? High intensity/fast paced weight lifting?

Good for him. But really, how hard is it to run a marathon?

Step one: Start running

there is no step two.

Carth: Good for him. But really, how hard is it to run a marathon?

Step one: Start running

there is no step two.

Well, actually, there is.

Step Two: Don't fall over and die.

Which crossed the finish line first...Ass or crotch?

Clicked to see Brad Pitt sweaty and shirtless, leaving disillusioned...

Carth: Good for him. But really, how hard is it to run a marathon?

Step one: Start running

there is no step two.

I enjoyed this comment because like the OP, I also run marathons on a daily basis and can attest that they are indeed no big deal.

In finishing, a member of Project Marathon has a name. His name is Frank Shorter.