FTFA A new gravel football field was recently completed.

Damn man, we played football on shards of glass at our park.

Stockholm Syndrome.

Stockholm Syndrome.

No. They know they have it made. Hell, if I came from where they are from, I wouldn't want to leave either.

I guess they've grown fond of living in a penile colonie.

If I were staying in a tropical paradise, even in prison, I'd rather stay there than move to ADX Florence.

They'll be eaten alive in an American SuperMax.

They should just escape like these guys

Winktologist: They'll be eaten alive in an American SuperMax.

Prisoners are only allowed out of their cell for an hour a day and kept in almost constant isolation, and are never allowed to interact w/ other prisoners.

rcain

You said 'penile'

As President Barack Obama's deadline to close Guantánamo looms, some occupants of the notorious detention centre would rather prolong their stay than be sent to maximum security prisons on the US mainland, according to camp officials.


But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

Since when do they get a vote?

Who wouldn't want to hang out and listen to Twisted Sister all day long?

WTFDYW: You said 'penile'

And I said COLONie.

Want to make something of it?


... it's Sunday night, the day after Halloween, and the first day after Daylight Savings time has ended. I understand if you're all very slow right now, so I won't write an angry post damning you all for not dying from fits of hysterics cause by my very high-brow sense of humor.

CheddarPants: Who wouldn't want to hang out and listen to Twisted Sister all day long?

I understand they're very good about folding and fluffing your brain after it's been washed.

Nice, clean brain and pure soul, straight from the laundry. still slightly warm but cooling fast. just don't try thinking with it ever again.

Weaver95: CheddarPants: Who wouldn't want to hang out and listen to Twisted Sister all day long?

I understand they're very good about folding and fluffing your brain after it's been washed.

Nice, clean brain and pure soul, straight from the laundry. still slightly warm but cooling fast. just don't try thinking with it ever again.

I accuse myself of the following crimes...
I have seduced Party members of both sexes...
I've been to the proletarian areas...
I deliberately contracted syphilis in order to spread the disease...
to my wife and other Party members.
Together with other agents, I have counterfeited banknotes...
wrecked industrial machinery, polluted the water supply...
guided Eurasian rocket bombs to targets on Airstrip One...
by means of coded radio signals.
I stand here, a victim of the influence of Emmanuel Goldstein.
Guilty on all counts.
I'm glad I was caught. I was mentally deranged.
Now I am cured.
I ask only for you to accept my love of our leader.
I ask only to be shot while my mind is still clean.

rcain: WTFDYW: You said 'penile'

And I said COLONie.

Want to make something of it?


... it's Sunday night, the day after Halloween, and the first day after Daylight Savings time has ended. I understand if you're all very slow right now, so I won't write an angry post damning you all for not dying from fits of hysterics cause by my very high-brow sense of humor.

penal colony + prison rape = funny.

did I get it?

PS- not a self-righteous judgment of your joke.

brainiac-dumdum: penal colony + prison rape = funny.

Is it rape if both parties consent?
The word play was teh funnie.

The romance and deep, heart felt passion?
Well that's just ... well... uhh ... special.

WTFDYW: FTFA A new gravel football field was recently completed.

Damn man, we played football on shards of glass at our park.

Don't worry they are playing soccer. Though having to play or watch soccer would certainly make me have strong desires to strangle someone just to be doing something more interesting than soccer.

rcain: Is it rape if both parties consent?

nope, good point.

brainiac-dumdum: rcain: Is it rape if both parties consent?

nope, good point.

Incidentally, I'm currently working on some BS for school about a woefully mediocre movie called American Me, which is chock full of prison rape.

brainiac-dumdum: rcain: Is it rape if both parties consent?

nope, good point.

I don't think a prisoner CAN consent, it's still considered rape.

brainiac-dumdum: brainiac-dumdum: rcain: Is it rape if both parties consent?

nope, good point.

Incidentally, I'm currently working on some BS for school about a woefully mediocre movie called American Me, which is chock full of prison rape.

You're wasting your time.
Write it about this (new window)

I'll buy you a case of beer and 3 days of carpet cleaning rental if you can make it all the way through.

Weaver95: brainiac-dumdum: rcain: Is it rape if both parties consent?

nope, good point.

I don't think a prisoner CAN consent, it's still considered rape.

Weaver... what's this headline about?
It's about prisoners wanting to stay.
Am I right?

And really, if you were being forcibly raped every day, would you want to stay?

But if the love of your life Abdul Hasseem Al-Ackbar was sharing a bunk with you and if you left, you'd both go to different countries and probably never see each other again... which would you rather choose? Stay in prison with your love, or leave and go live in a country where if they ever caught even so much of a whisper of the one true love you had, your own family would stone you to death like a dog in the street.

Your choice.

Besides, I hear those goat and hummus HotPockets taste freaking awesome.

Weaver95: brainiac-dumdum: rcain: Is it rape if both parties consent?

nope, good point.

I don't think a prisoner CAN consent, it's still considered rape.

not according to the movie I just watched. There was lots of rape and lots of consent.

Although, if you mean legally, I have no idea. Prison rape is a horrific occurrence and it's shameful it is so ignored. Yet another broken link in our 'justice' system.