I like their Red House Furniture (new window) ad the best.

wicked.

That was indeed pretty awesome.

The eagle and wild cat sound FX sealed the deal for me.

I'll call first thing on Monday. Or maybe I won't. He won't care.

PerfectStorm: The eagle and wild cat sound FX sealed the deal for me.

I'll call first thing on Monday. Or maybe I won't. He won't care.

^5

"my wife's boyfriend broke my jaw with a fence post..." - classic stuff.

trailer saleschick is the hawtness! i love the cougar sound over the closeup of her taking a drag on her cig.

Epic commercial is epic.

Or not. I don't care.

I'm still not going to buy a double-wide from him.

/And he doesn't care.

When I was really little I asked my dad what an oversized load was and he told me it's when you have to flush the toilet twice.

Epic? Really? How about not?

chemical_angel: Epic? Really? How about not?

The music was. The video certainly wasn't.

Maybe I'll post a witty comment. Or not. I don't care.

My parents lived in a mobile home when I was born so I got a kick out of that.

Gangway Fathead: My parents lived in a mobile home when I was born so I got a kick out of that.

I don't care.

That's kinda funny. The "making of" video is even better. That Robert guy is made for TV.

The sales girl is pretty bangable, in a gee-this-dumb-white-trash-chick-is-fun-but-I-hope-to-god-I-don't-impregnate-her sort of way. Definitely a moped.

In 6 months this will be a reality show on the Discover channel.

So I'm confused. Is it real or not?

Phideaux: In 6 months this will be a reality show on the Discover channel.

Too true.

Between the apparently endless parade of coppycat shows like those cake shows, the 'I have # children" shows, and tattoo shows, and 'OMFG I fish [and/or] log for a living!!!' shows, as well as the 4 religious channels, 6 spanish channels, and 6 home shopping channels, I'm having a hard time justifying the cost of cable TV.

Don't get me started on the pakistani channel that comcast keeps telling me is a 'bonus'.

I am apathetic to most things so I could be getting a kick out of these replies. Or not. I don't care.

Somehow, I happen to doubt that he maintains proper insurance and would be willing to guarantee manufacturing standards. Or willing to guarantee banging (a) the saleschick or (b) his wife (his wife's boyfriend must sneak in under a pre-existing coontition). Nonetheless, I would not recommend purchasing anything from this man.

Unixfreak: The sales girl is pretty bangable, in a gee-this-dumb-white-trash-chick-is-fun-but-I-hope-to-god-I-don't-impregnate-her you've-always-wondered-what-an-ashtray-tastes-like sort of way.

FTFY.

/Was on board until the cigarette

That was actually pretty farking stupid. The whole "serious tone" of it and the "I don't give a damn" attitude was too dramatic for me to enjoy. I mean, they're trying to play off the fact that it's a mobile hole. Well, who gives a shiat? They're realizing that they are mobile homes so instead of ignoring it, they try to play off it. Ends up looking all douchebaggery instead of epic. Or it doesn't. I don't know.

I loled. I love small town commercials, always make me laugh.

Hmmm questioning the authenticity. How many commercials do you normally see that are 1:19 in length?

And it doesn't beat Vern Fonk ads (new window)

well, i'm glad he doesn't care, because i'm certainly not in the mobile home market. but, i do appreciate his candor.

OnmyojiOmn: Unixfreak: The sales girl is pretty bangable, in a gee-this-dumb-white-trash-chick-is-fun-but-I-hope-to-god-I-don't-impregnate-her you've-always-wondered-what-an-ashtray-tastes-like sort of way.

FTFY.

/Was on board until the cigarette

I came across a little queer once.

InferiousX: Hmmm questioning the authenticity. How many commercials do you normally see that are 1:19 in length?

And it doesn't beat Vern Fonk ads (new window)

SHAPOOPIE!!!

also

DNACE!!!!

Whoops...


DANCE!!!

In this trailer home are men who don't know where they are, and don't care.

In this trailer home are men who know where they are, but don't care.

SharkTrager: I don't care.

GUARD! Take this man out of this trailer home and put him in that trailer home!

lostcat: I came across a little queer once.

What was his name?

I'm sold.

Jones' good--ass bbq and foot massage has you beat.

Even if it's fake or viral marketing it's still more attention getting than most ads.

Theaetetus: his wife (his wife's boyfriend must sneak in under a pre-existing coontition

Seems to me that there is some kind of comment that can be made about your typo.

/I'm not going to do it, though.

If I ever would stoop to live in a smelly, mold-infested, cracker-ass mobile home.....again.....I would buy it from that guy.

Marshall Willenholly: So I'm confused. Is it real or not?

I don't care.

aniktwo: I like their Red House Furniture (new window) ad the best.

thanks for wasting my time. that was the gayest thing i'll watch all day, hopefully.

InferiousX: Hmmm questioning the authenticity. How many commercials do you normally see that are 1:19 in length?

On their website it's listed as their 'youtube commercial" -- not a television commercial.

This Is Bold Text: Jones' good--ass bbq and foot massage has you beat.

Greatness.

Quite possibly the best commercial ever made.

odd 1:20 run time. specially created for YouTube?

either way; it's great.

This Is Bold Text: Jones' good--ass bbq and foot massage has you beat.

Looked for that comment, got it, moving on.

The Great EZE: This Is Bold Text: Jones' good--ass bbq and foot massage has you beat.

Looked for that comment, got it, moving on.

Except this is a real company and Jones is satire.

/the Onion is also not real
//neither is professional rassling

chakalakasp: The Great EZE: This Is Bold Text: Jones' good--ass bbq and foot massage has you beat.

Looked for that comment, got it, moving on.

Except this is a real company and Jones is satire.

/the Onion is also not real
//neither is professional rassling

I know it's fake. It doesn't take away from the epicness. I spent 15 minutes crying and wishing that such a business actually existed.

/Lived in the 708
//enjoys BBQ and foot massages

Did anyone mention the 1:19 run time?

mycatisposter: Did anyone mention the 1:19 run time?

Why is that important? Two people mentioned it...I'm just curious

OnmyojiOmn: Unixfreak: The sales girl is pretty bangable, in a gee-this-dumb-white-trash-chick-is-fun-but-I-hope-to-god-I-don't-impregnate-her you've-always-wondered-what-an-ashtray-tastes-like sort of way.

FTFY.

/Was on board until the cigarette

You must be gay. Also, chicks can brush their teeth after smoking, unless you think the mouth is just always fresh and whatnot. Also, that chick could have just gargled cat litter and I'd still fark the shiat out of her.

Epiphany: OnmyojiOmn: Unixfreak: The sales girl is pretty bangable, in a gee-this-dumb-white-trash-chick-is-fun-but-I-hope-to-god-I-don't-impregnate-her you've-always-wondered-what-an-ashtray-tastes-like sort of way.

FTFY.

/Was on board until the cigarette

You must be gay. Also, chicks can brush their teeth after smoking, unless you think the mouth is just always fresh and whatnot. Also, that chick could have just gargled cat litter and I'd still fark the shiat out of her.

Well that's why you don't kiss 'em on the mouth.

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