(Bitten and Bound) Joe Jackson is the latest member to cash in on the family name, partnering with an international soccer phenom to sell barbeque grills. The whirring sound you hear next will be the King of Pop spinning in his grave
♫ 'Cause this is griller, griller night And everyone's gonna beg you for the steak you're about to slice You know it's griller, griller night The best damned sandwich of your life inside a griller, griller tonight ♫
I have to say, this is Stranger than Fiction. Some people might think it's Kinda Cute, but I think Joe Jackson is Steppin' Out of line on this one. Real Men wouldn't do this kind of thing, but I guess nobody ever told him the difference between Right and Wrong.
Joe, I have to say I'm Mad at You. I'm the Man who won't put up with your garbage anymore. There won't be a Happy Ending for this kind of blatant cash-in, so I don't want to see it happen One More Time.
GreenAdder:I have to say, this is Stranger than Fiction. Some people might think it's Kinda Cute, but I think Joe Jackson is Steppin' Out of line on this one. Real Men wouldn't do this kind of thing, but I guess nobody ever told him the difference between Right and Wrong.
Joe, I have to say I'm Mad at You. I'm the Man who won't put up with your garbage anymore. There won't be a Happy Ending for this kind of blatant cash-in, so I don't want to see it happen One More Time.
rcain
2009-11-01 01:44:45 PM
And everyone's gonna beg you for the steak you're about to slice
You know it's griller, griller night
The best damned sandwich of your life inside a griller, griller tonight ♫
Move over George Foreman.
Kyosuke
2009-11-01 01:50:17 PM
exick
2009-11-01 02:10:36 PM
Generation_D
2009-11-01 02:30:28 PM
Zoinks!
2009-11-01 03:48:11 PM
johnsoninca
2009-11-01 03:51:31 PM
Joe Jackson is ALWAYS the latest to cash in on the family name. No one else even has a chance.
GreenAdder
2009-11-01 03:55:06 PM
Joe, I have to say I'm Mad at You. I'm the Man who won't put up with your garbage anymore. There won't be a Happy Ending for this kind of blatant cash-in, so I don't want to see it happen One More Time.
shanrick
2009-11-01 05:13:36 PM
lostinspace1978
2009-11-01 06:09:22 PM
galactus5000
2009-11-01 06:13:42 PM
Joe, I have to say I'm Mad at You. I'm the Man who won't put up with your garbage anymore. There won't be a Happy Ending for this kind of blatant cash-in, so I don't want to see it happen One More Time.
And that is why you are on my favourites list.
pestluvr
2009-11-01 06:17:10 PM
He was melted into Lego blocks so kids can play with him for a change.
/try the veal
John Dewey
2009-11-01 06:20:22 PM
SpaceMoose
2009-11-01 06:21:30 PM
Call now, operators are standing by.
SpaceMoose
2009-11-01 06:24:40 PM
Damn you John Dewey. Damn you.
/well-played, sir
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2009-11-01 06:27:37 PM
rcain won this one right from the get-go.
I expect to be reimbursed for my nose-propelled coffee in the near future.
WhileAmericaBurns
2009-11-01 06:40:47 PM
QFT
Uncle Wiggly
2009-11-01 06:44:35 PM
FeedTheCollapse
2009-11-01 06:46:55 PM
Kid Mojo
2009-11-01 07:10:52 PM
I Like Bread
2009-11-01 08:03:44 PM
I think subby is wrongly implying that Joe ever stopped.
Midnight Rambler
2009-11-01 08:08:07 PM
The dog-gone grill is mine.
Dwight_Yeast
2009-11-01 08:24:18 PM
You should be ashamed, Mr Jackson!
Walt_Jizzney
2009-11-01 08:59:31 PM
...but is she really going out with him?
...are they dressed in pink and blue just like a chiiiiiild?
lelio
2009-11-01 09:05:57 PM
What a collaboration between Joe Jackson and Renaldo might look like.
kenposan
2009-11-01 09:06:17 PM