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Joe Jackson is the latest member to cash in on the family name, partnering with an international soccer phenom to sell barbeque grills. The whirring sound you hear next will be the King of Pop spinning in his grave



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rcain
2009-11-01 01:44:45 PM


♫ 'Cause this is griller, griller night
And everyone's gonna beg you for the steak you're about to slice
You know it's griller, griller night
The best damned sandwich of your life inside a griller, griller tonight ♫

Move over George Foreman.

 
Kyosuke
2009-11-01 01:50:17 PM


Latest member? I thought he was the founder.

 
exick
2009-11-01 02:10:36 PM


It's kind of silly to call Joe Jackson the latest to cash in on the family name when he was the first.

 
Generation_D
2009-11-01 02:30:28 PM


He better Look Sharp

 
Zoinks!
2009-11-01 03:48:11 PM


Something's going wrong around here.

 
johnsoninca
2009-11-01 03:51:31 PM


Kyosuke, exick:

Joe Jackson is ALWAYS the latest to cash in on the family name. No one else even has a chance.

 
GreenAdder
2009-11-01 03:55:06 PM


I have to say, this is Stranger than Fiction. Some people might think it's Kinda Cute, but I think Joe Jackson is Steppin' Out of line on this one. Real Men wouldn't do this kind of thing, but I guess nobody ever told him the difference between Right and Wrong.

Joe, I have to say I'm Mad at You. I'm the Man who won't put up with your garbage anymore. There won't be a Happy Ending for this kind of blatant cash-in, so I don't want to see it happen One More Time.

 
shanrick
2009-11-01 05:13:36 PM


Wasn't MJ cremated? If he was spinning in his grave, wouldn't that make quite a mess?

 
lostinspace1978
2009-11-01 06:09:22 PM


screengrabx.files.wordpress.com

 
galactus5000
2009-11-01 06:13:42 PM


GreenAdder: I have to say, this is Stranger than Fiction. Some people might think it's Kinda Cute, but I think Joe Jackson is Steppin' Out of line on this one. Real Men wouldn't do this kind of thing, but I guess nobody ever told him the difference between Right and Wrong.

Joe, I have to say I'm Mad at You. I'm the Man who won't put up with your garbage anymore. There won't be a Happy Ending for this kind of blatant cash-in, so I don't want to see it happen One More Time.


And that is why you are on my favourites list.

 
pestluvr
2009-11-01 06:17:10 PM


shanrick: Wasn't MJ cremated? If he was spinning in his grave, wouldn't that make quite a mess?

He was melted into Lego blocks so kids can play with him for a change.

/try the veal

 
John Dewey
2009-11-01 06:20:22 PM


Spinning in his grave? What, like on a rotisserie?

 
SpaceMoose
2009-11-01 06:21:30 PM


While the real MJ spins in his grave, you can use the MJ BBQ rotisserie!

Call now, operators are standing by.

 
SpaceMoose
2009-11-01 06:24:40 PM


John Dewey: Spinning in his grave? What, like on a rotisserie?

Damn you John Dewey. Damn you.

/well-played, sir

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2009-11-01 06:27:37 PM


Lock it up.

rcain won this one right from the get-go.

I expect to be reimbursed for my nose-propelled coffee in the near future.

 
WhileAmericaBurns
2009-11-01 06:40:47 PM


Kyosuke: Latest member? I thought he was the founder.

QFT

 
Uncle Wiggly
2009-11-01 06:44:35 PM


The King of Popcorn (R)

 
FeedTheCollapse
2009-11-01 06:46:55 PM


because Michael would never sell out...

 
Kid Mojo
2009-11-01 07:10:52 PM


I don't think there's any room to spin around in there, he was buried with three boys to keep him company.

 
I Like Bread
2009-11-01 08:03:44 PM


Joe Jackson is the latest member to cash in on the family name

I think subby is wrongly implying that Joe ever stopped.

 
Midnight Rambler
2009-11-01 08:08:07 PM


Don't waste your time.

The dog-gone grill is mine.

 
Dwight_Yeast
2009-11-01 08:24:18 PM


www.seatwave.com

You should be ashamed, Mr Jackson!

 
Walt_Jizzney
2009-11-01 08:59:31 PM


There's always something breaking them in two...

...but is she really going out with him?

...are they dressed in pink and blue just like a chiiiiiild?

 
lelio
2009-11-01 09:05:57 PM


www.bittenandbound.com

What a collaboration between Joe Jackson and Renaldo might look like.

 
kenposan
2009-11-01 09:06:17 PM


that would be "self-proclaimed king of pop"

 
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