♫ 'Cause this is griller, griller night
And everyone's gonna beg you for the steak you're about to slice
You know it's griller, griller night
The best damned sandwich of your life inside a griller, griller tonight ♫

Move over George Foreman.

Latest member? I thought he was the founder.

It's kind of silly to call Joe Jackson the latest to cash in on the family name when he was the first.

He better Look Sharp

Something's going wrong around here.

Kyosuke, exick:

Joe Jackson is ALWAYS the latest to cash in on the family name. No one else even has a chance.

I have to say, this is Stranger than Fiction. Some people might think it's Kinda Cute, but I think Joe Jackson is Steppin' Out of line on this one. Real Men wouldn't do this kind of thing, but I guess nobody ever told him the difference between Right and Wrong.

Joe, I have to say I'm Mad at You. I'm the Man who won't put up with your garbage anymore. There won't be a Happy Ending for this kind of blatant cash-in, so I don't want to see it happen One More Time.

Wasn't MJ cremated? If he was spinning in his grave, wouldn't that make quite a mess?

GreenAdder: I have to say, this is Stranger than Fiction. Some people might think it's Kinda Cute, but I think Joe Jackson is Steppin' Out of line on this one. Real Men wouldn't do this kind of thing, but I guess nobody ever told him the difference between Right and Wrong.

Joe, I have to say I'm Mad at You. I'm the Man who won't put up with your garbage anymore. There won't be a Happy Ending for this kind of blatant cash-in, so I don't want to see it happen One More Time.

And that is why you are on my favourites list.

shanrick: Wasn't MJ cremated? If he was spinning in his grave, wouldn't that make quite a mess?

He was melted into Lego blocks so kids can play with him for a change.

/try the veal

Spinning in his grave? What, like on a rotisserie?

While the real MJ spins in his grave, you can use the MJ BBQ rotisserie!

Call now, operators are standing by.

John Dewey: Spinning in his grave? What, like on a rotisserie?

Damn you John Dewey. Damn you.

/well-played, sir

Lock it up.

rcain won this one right from the get-go.

I expect to be reimbursed for my nose-propelled coffee in the near future.

Kyosuke: Latest member? I thought he was the founder.

QFT

The King of Popcorn (R)

because Michael would never sell out...

I don't think there's any room to spin around in there, he was buried with three boys to keep him company.

Joe Jackson is the latest member to cash in on the family name

I think subby is wrongly implying that Joe ever stopped.

Don't waste your time.

The dog-gone grill is mine.

You should be ashamed, Mr Jackson!

There's always something breaking them in two...

...but is she really going out with him?

...are they dressed in pink and blue just like a chiiiiiild?

What a collaboration between Joe Jackson and Renaldo might look like.

that would be "self-proclaimed king of pop"

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Lock it up.

rcain won this one right from the get-go.

I expect to be reimbursed for my nose-propelled coffee in the near future.

Thanks Tosh, usually I don't do direct comments on win statements, but coming from you,
hey... that means a lot.

You're too late subby.

I already read it about it in the Sunday Papers.

Hmmmm... I was expecting Joe 'Beat Crazy' Jackson.

Imagine my surprise and disappointment...

He's been dead for quite a while now
Deader than a filleted trout
We keep talkin' bout... Jackson
'Till we're sick of having mouths
"Hey, how 'bout that Jackson?"
"That crazy King Of Pop?"
"Hey, how 'bout than Jackson?"
Jesus Christ, just stop.

I'm stepping out tonight, so I'm getting a big kick from these replies.

If my eyes don't deceive me, there's something going wrong around here.

Is it me or has there been a sudden influx of MJ's music being used to sell shiat on TV? This includes the Beatles catalog too, since he bought it with pocket money one day long long ago.

Billie-Jean is not my oven.

/got nothin'

LeafyGreens: I'm stepping out tonight, so I'm getting a big kick from these replies.

Yeah you are.

And you're dressed in pink and blue, just like a child.

that would be "self-proclaimed king of pop"

Actually, it was Elizabeth Taylor that called him the King of Pop. What she said was "Michael Jackson, the true King of Pop, Rock and Soul." The fans picked up on it and the nickname stuck. Know your MJ history before you say stupid shiat like that. :P

Joe Jackson would pimp out the corpse of his own mother, if he could make a dime off of it. I'm just suprised that Joe Jack didn't sell Michaels's corpse like Michael tried with the elephant man.

Perilin: The fans picked up on it and the nickname stuck. Know your MJ history before you say stupid shiat like that. :P

A-f'img-EM.
You hear that you illiterate twittering neo-phytes?
I bet not, so go out and KILL!!!! KILL!!!! KILL!!!!

GreenAdder: I have to say, this is Stranger than Fiction. Some people might think it's Kinda Cute, but I think Joe Jackson is Steppin' Out of line on this one. Real Men wouldn't do this kind of thing, but I guess nobody ever told him the difference between Right and Wrong.

Joe, I have to say I'm Mad at You. I'm the Man who won't put up with your garbage anymore. There won't be a Happy Ending for this kind of blatant cash-in, so I don't want to see it happen One More Time.

Wow. Very well played. You didn't even just go after the *ahem* Obvious Song choices.

After years of lurking, I signed up for an account just to say that, this post impressed me so much.

Joe Jackson looks like I would hate him.

I went to a Joe Jackson concert once. They did "Is she really going out with him" a cappella.

Never felt like such an idiot. They get to the "Look over there." part and every single member of the audience (except me) screamed "WHERE?"

The concert was down hill from then.

Shoeless Joe smacks himself on side of the head. "What a farking good idea!"

Soccer players out walking with gorillas down my street.

/Is he really selling out with him?