Riff Raff: It's astounding;
Time is fleeting;
Madness ["sucks"] takes its toll.
But listen closely...

Magenta: ["How long?"] Not for very much longer.

Riff Raff: ["How many balls do you have?"]
I've got to ["I've got three"] keep control.
I remember doing the time-warp ["Kick, kick"]
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me

Riff & Magenta: And the void would be calling...

Transylvanians: Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

["how's it done?"]
[Here are the instructions: DO IT!]

Narrator: It's just a jump to the left.

All: And then a step to the right.

Narrator: With your hands on your hips. [Echo "tits -- or somebody else's"]

All: You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust ["ooh-ah-ooh-ah" or "group sex, group sex... or "Butt Fark, Butt Fark, Butt Fark"]
That really drives you insane.

Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Magenta: It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me.
So you can't see me, ["Do you douche?"] no, not at all.
["Smells it."]
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention,
["Where are your tits?"]
Well secluded, I see all.

Riff Raff: With a bit of a mind flip ["fark"]

Magenta: You're into the time slip. ["fark that bird!"]

Riff Raff: And nothing can ever be the same.

Magenta: You're spaced out on sensation.

Riff Raff: Like you're under sedation.

All: Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Columbia: Well I was walking down the street just having a think
When this snake of a guy gave me an evil wink.
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change.
Time meant nothing, never would again.

All: Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Narrator: It's just a jump to the left.

All: And then a step to the right.

Narrator: With your hands on your hips.

All: You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.

Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

(Columbia tap-dances [just before she hits the stairs "Watch
out!"]) ["2, 4, 6, 8, show us how you masturbate!]

All: Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Narrator: It's just a jump to the left. [Echo: "Get the fark off the desk"]

All: And then a step to the right.

Narrator: With your hands on your hips.

All: You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
that really drives you insane.

Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

"GET THE FARK OFF THE DESK" is my favorite callback.

That is all.

Dammit, Janet

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: "GET THE FARK OFF THE DESK" is my favorite callback.

That is all.

My favorite is during the camera spinning bit at the end of "Superheroes": "Wheel of Morality, turn, turn turn..."

susansto-helit: My favorite is during the camera spinning bit at the end of "Superheroes": "Wheel of Morality, turn, turn turn..."

I don't think I've heard that one in my travels, actually. Interesting...

All the Chuckie Gray neckless stuff was a hoot, too.

/what diabolical chicken...

Mine is
"Oh my God! They killed Eddie!"
"You bastards!"

being 27...evil dead mid night showings..will be more epic once they begin to happen.

rhps..had its time...now let the new midnight monster fest take over.Groovy.

susansto-helit: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: "GET THE FARK OFF THE DESK" is my favorite callback.

That is all.

My favorite is during the camera spinning bit at the end of "Superheroes": "Wheel of Morality, turn, turn turn..."

Mine was when we saw it once and Dr Scott says "Brad, what are you doing here?" ONE stoner voice from the back shouts out "Suckin' cock...". I'd seen it dozens of times and never laughed more.

i've never understood why people are so obsessed with that movie

Freeside: i've never understood why people are so obsessed with that movie

As a member of the 501st, I agree.
How people can be so obsessed over a movie is just ridiculous.
:)

Freeside: i've never understood why people are so obsessed with that movie

Came here to post this. The only thing worse than the Rocky Horror Picture Show is Rocky Horror Picture Show fans.

gopher321: Dammit, Janet

Slut!

Tim Bisley disproves

Where's his farking neck?

ONE...TWO...THREE MORE DORITOS!!!

I'm pretty sure more than 1570 people did the Time Warp at the Hollywood Bowl in 2005.

/10,000 people there.
//hosted by Jane Wiedlin

Who's to Blane? Sue's to Blane!

fordhamUrams: Tim Bisley disproves

Yeah but isn't he still upset about episode 1?

Knight Errant: Freeside: i've never understood why people are so obsessed with that movie

Came here to post this. The only thing worse than the Rocky Horror Picture Show is Rocky Horror Picture Show fans.

Thank god Im not the only one. Ive seen this movie several times. I hated it so much the first time I had to watch it a couple more just to make sure. Yup, hated it.

Knight Errant: Freeside: i've never understood why people are so obsessed with that movie

Came here to post this. The only thing worse than the Rocky Horror Picture Show is Rocky Horror Picture Show fans.

Crudbucket: 1,570 Rocky Horror fan to pelvic-thrust their way into world record for largest Time Warp dance. It's astounding sad



I'd far rather be there than at some goddamn Tea Party or Million [fill in the blank] March. More rational people at this one, I'd wager.

dahmers love zombie: Knight Errant: Freeside: i've never understood why people are so obsessed with that movie

Came here to post this. The only thing worse than the Rocky Horror Picture Show is Rocky Horror Picture Show fans.

Crudbucket: 1,570 Rocky Horror fan to pelvic-thrust their way into world record for largest Time Warp dance. It's astounding sad



I'd far rather be there than at some goddamn Tea Party or Million [fill in the blank] March. More rational people at this one, I'd wager.


I'd far rather be there than at some goddamn Tea Party or Million Penis March. More rational people at this one, I'd wager.

Knight Errant: Came here to post this. The only thing worse than the Rocky Horror Picture Show is Rocky Horror Picture Show fans.

The only thing worse than fans of [insert an object, film, group, etc here] is people biatching about the fans.

Crudbucket
1,570 Rocky Horror fan to pelvic-thrust their way into world record for largest Time Warp dance. It's astounding sad

That one blew right by you didn't it?

hitmanric: Crudbucket
1,570 Rocky Horror fan to pelvic-thrust their way into world record for largest Time Warp dance. It's astounding sad

That one blew right by you didn't it?

Nnnnnnn....no?

I never saw the movie, so ...

/pointless post is pointless

Hey Frank what's your favorite ice cream topping?

/Come.., with me.

HawgWild: I never saw the movie, so ...

/pointless post is pointless

Me neither

/pointlesser

Am I the only one who thinks this movie sucks?

cool story time:

I was playing Eddie in the floor show one year back in the early '90's. This is back when the medic-alert thingie was still new. So anyway, when Frank falls from the top of the RKO tower into the pool, for some reason I just blurted out, in my best old woman voice: "Help, I've fallen, and I can't get up!"

Whole place bust out cheering.

Look out Riff, there's a bannana following you!

You call that a man??

You call that a tan?

fish500: HawgWild: I never saw the movie, so ...

/pointless post is pointless

Me neither

/pointlesser

I play Brad in a monthly shadowcast...So I'm getting a kick...

Critch I play Brad in a monthly shadowcast...

asshole

Is it odd that I've somehow managed to live close to five decades upon this planet without having seen this film (beyond clips in montages on awards shows and such)?

It's just 1,570 jumps to the left...

"Am I the only one who thinks this movie sucks?"

Am I the only one who thinks that your tastes are uninteresting?

Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.: It's just 1,570 jumps to the left...

and then 1,570 steps to the riiiiiight.

Wolfmanjames: Who's to Blane? Sue's to Blane!

She made the costumes.

Sultan Of Herf: Thank god Im not the only one. Ive seen this movie several times. I hated it so much the first time I had to watch it a couple more just to make sure. Yup, hated it.

Wha? You had to watch it multiple times to realize it sucked?

/I had that nailed after one viewing

Sultan Of Herf: Ive seen this movie several times. I hated it so much the first time I had to watch it a couple more just to make sure. Yup, hated it.

And yet you watched it again anyway. More than once! You're like the Rockey Horror equivalent of the Fark Family Guy Haters (FFGH's). You know... The people who religiously watch Family Guy every week just so they can go on Fark and complain how much it sucks these days.

frostus Sultan Of Herf: Thank god Im not the only one. Ive seen this movie several times. I hated it so much the first time I had to watch it a couple more just to make sure. Yup, hated it.

Wha? You had to watch it multiple times to realize it sucked?

Ummm, of course the movie sucks... This isnt why people go to see it.

...I really should get on to altering that actuality.

Is it advisable to go to a showing utterly blind?

Japancakes: ...I really should get on to altering that actuality.

Is it advisable to go to a showing utterly blind?

Considering that 1/2 the fun is the sight gags, well...

"This is an Anti-matter Raygun"

'Does that mean it doesn't matter?'

"Say goodbye!" 'goodbye!' "...to all of this..."
'Goodbye all of this!'
"...and hello" 'Heyo!'
"To Oblivion!"
'Hi oblivion, how's the wife and kids? Well, the wife's got herpes and the dog's got fleas, hopefully in that order'.

RevMercutio: I'm pretty sure more than 1570 people did the Time Warp at the Hollywood Bowl in 2005.
/10,000 people there.

Yup, and no less than 10K in Jacksonville at the Florida Theater for the past two years running; the theater was over-capacity sold out both times. They had a live stage show that pretty much did a full run of the movie before the movie even started; man, that was a SHIAT load of rice, toast, TP, and playing cards to be cleaned up afterwards!

Drane Mikac: Japancakes: ...I really should get on to altering that actuality.

Is it advisable to go to a showing utterly blind?

Considering that 1/2 the fun is the sight gags, well...

Heh!

I guess I was seeking advice on protocol from the pros (presupposing there's any to give).

Britney Spear's Speculum: Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.: It's just 1,570 jumps to the left...

and then 1,570 steps to the riiiiiight.

3,140 hands on your hips?

TheManofPA: Britney Spear's Speculum: Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.: It's just 1,570 jumps to the left...

and then 1,570 steps to the riiiiiight.

3,140 hands on your hips?

3,140 knees brought up tight?