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Some crazy people yell at you from the streetcorner. Some sit in a corner and quietly talk to themselves. Unfortunately, some of them make websites (danger -- may crash older browsers, low-memory computers)



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Tr0mBoNe
2009-11-01 03:46:29 PM


That is face-meltingly bad. Like, forward it to my friends and coworkers bad.

/still loading after 10 minutes

 
wingedkat
2009-11-01 04:01:24 PM


I love her disclaimer:

"This is a large unconventional Site, please allow som[text illegible due to massive amounts of unnecessary stuff]"

I appreciate creativity in web design, but... wow.

 
Tr0mBoNe
2009-11-01 04:05:06 PM


wingedkat: I love her disclaimer:

"This is a large unconventional Site, please allow som[text illegible due to massive amounts of unnecessary stuff]"

I appreciate creativity in web design, but... wow.


For those interested, the full text is:

This is a large unconventional Site, please allow some time for it's download...So Sorry, that my page software can not support MACs at this time, working on it...  Enjoy the tunes on the 4 pages...

And:

Thanks for visiting my Site, is work in progress & perpetually organic...

 
The Angry Hand of God
2009-11-01 04:17:46 PM


http://www.miauk.com/ (cut and paste)

May not be safe if you have epilepsy!

 
Cytokine Storm
2009-11-01 04:21:16 PM


For some reason I feel like reading House of Leaves again.

 
Likwit
2009-11-01 04:22:56 PM


It's been 3 minutes and it still hasn't loaded. 20Mbit pipe.

 
buckler
2009-11-01 04:23:31 PM


The Angry Hand of God: http://www.miauk.com/

Gaaah! My eyes are bleeding!

 
Cytokine Storm
2009-11-01 04:27:46 PM


buckler: The Angry Hand of God: http://www.miauk.com/

Gaaah! My eyes are bleeding!


After clicking the link I blacked out. I just woke up on the patio, my pants are nowhere to be found, and there's an amazon order confirmation in my inbox for 100 cases of Cotton Candy.

 
MentalMoment
2009-11-01 04:28:40 PM


Still waiting for the page to load... there has to be a pony on it someplace.

 
gayb
2009-11-01 04:29:14 PM


It's been about 15 minutes for me, and doesn't look like it's anywhere close to finishing. It's gone from "hopelessly clueless" to "it's gotta be a joke". Good god. Is the author's PC Deep Thought with a 12ft wide monitor?

 
meddleRPI
2009-11-01 04:35:13 PM


Cytokine Storm: For some reason I feel like reading House of Leaves again.

You bothered to read it once?

 
Cytokine Storm
2009-11-01 04:37:19 PM


For those who don't want to click is the top left corner of the page, I zoomed out as far as I could go. It represents maybe 20% of the page total, maybe 15%.

img97.imageshack.us

imageshack.us Quickpost this image to Myspace, Digg, Facebook, and others!

 
Likwit
2009-11-01 04:39:16 PM


Wow. I forgot about it since I last posted. Still loading. I gave up and closed the tab. Awesome web-design, lady.

 
yogaFLAME
2009-11-01 04:39:19 PM


Just right of top-middle there's a bunch of links for Linux and open source software. I can't decide if this is irony.

 
dahmers love zombie
2009-11-01 04:40:00 PM


The Angry Hand of God: http://www.miauk.com/ (cut and paste)

May not be safe if you have epilepsy!


While I submitted this link, I have to say that the one you have posted may have it beat for sheer brightness, and the fact that it's a fansite (or might it even be official?), rather than the batshiat ravings of a lunatic. Wait...it's about MIA. Never mind. My page AND your page are about raving lunatics.

 
buckler
2009-11-01 04:40:54 PM


This site best viewed with the following:

i20.photobucket.com

Dedicated T-1 connection advised.

 
Britney Spear's Speculum
2009-11-01 04:41:23 PM


The Angry Hand of God: http://www.miauk.com/

That read like most people's myspace profiles.

i246.photobucket.com

 
1000Monkeys
2009-11-01 04:41:39 PM


Reminds me of this pile of vomit from a previous thread.

http://yyyyyyy.info/

http://fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=3698663

 
scwewywabbit
2009-11-01 04:44:00 PM


dahmers love zombie: The Angry Hand of God: http://www.miauk.com/ (cut and paste)

May not be safe if you have epilepsy!

While I submitted this link, I have to say that the one you have posted may have it beat for sheer brightness, and the fact that it's a fansite (or might it even be official?), rather than the batshiat ravings of a lunatic. Wait...it's about MIA. Never mind. My page AND your page are about raving lunatics.


I'm preeeeetty sure that's the official site.

Yeah.

Wikipedia "confirms" it. (new window)

 
drjekel_mrhyde
2009-11-01 04:46:55 PM


dahmers love zombie: The Angry Hand of God: http://www.miauk.com/ (cut and paste)

May not be safe if you have epilepsy!

While I submitted this link, I have to say that the one you have posted may have it beat for sheer brightness, and the fact that it's a fansite (or might it even be official?), rather than the batshiat ravings of a lunatic. Wait...it's about MIA. Never mind. My page AND your page are about raving lunatics.


Hai guys
i35.tinypic.com

 
dasqoot
2009-11-01 04:49:13 PM


1000Monkeys: Reminds me of this pile of vomit from a previous thread.

http://yyyyyyy.info/

http://fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=3698663


I feel like I just downloaded the intersect into my brain.

 
Martian_Astronomer
2009-11-01 04:54:00 PM


Holy Crap. That layout is like Time Cube^3. With more uncompressed pictures.

 
mrfitzherbert
2009-11-01 04:57:47 PM


I thought GeoCities was closed down last week?

 
ewillyp
2009-11-01 04:57:47 PM


and i thought fark looked dated

 
Gunny Walker
2009-11-01 04:58:33 PM


Enter the Internet!
http://www.yzzerdd.com/
(You can cut and paste that one, It can kill your browser!)

 
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