That is face-meltingly bad. Like, forward it to my friends and coworkers bad.

/still loading after 10 minutes

I love her disclaimer:

"This is a large unconventional Site, please allow som[text illegible due to massive amounts of unnecessary stuff]"

I appreciate creativity in web design, but... wow.

wingedkat: I love her disclaimer:

"This is a large unconventional Site, please allow som[text illegible due to massive amounts of unnecessary stuff]"

I appreciate creativity in web design, but... wow.

For those interested, the full text is:

This is a large unconventional Site, please allow some time for it's download...So Sorry, that my page software can not support MACs at this time, working on it...  Enjoy the tunes on the 4 pages...

And:

Thanks for visiting my Site, is work in progress & perpetually organic...

http://www.miauk.com/ (cut and paste)

May not be safe if you have epilepsy!

For some reason I feel like reading House of Leaves again.

It's been 3 minutes and it still hasn't loaded. 20Mbit pipe.

The Angry Hand of God: http://www.miauk.com/

Gaaah! My eyes are bleeding!

buckler: The Angry Hand of God: http://www.miauk.com/

Gaaah! My eyes are bleeding!

After clicking the link I blacked out. I just woke up on the patio, my pants are nowhere to be found, and there's an amazon order confirmation in my inbox for 100 cases of Cotton Candy.

Still waiting for the page to load... there has to be a pony on it someplace.

It's been about 15 minutes for me, and doesn't look like it's anywhere close to finishing. It's gone from "hopelessly clueless" to "it's gotta be a joke". Good god. Is the author's PC Deep Thought with a 12ft wide monitor?

Cytokine Storm: For some reason I feel like reading House of Leaves again.

You bothered to read it once?

For those who don't want to click is the top left corner of the page, I zoomed out as far as I could go. It represents maybe 20% of the page total, maybe 15%.



Quickpost this image to Myspace, Digg, Facebook, and others!

Wow. I forgot about it since I last posted. Still loading. I gave up and closed the tab. Awesome web-design, lady.

Just right of top-middle there's a bunch of links for Linux and open source software. I can't decide if this is irony.

The Angry Hand of God: http://www.miauk.com/ (cut and paste)

May not be safe if you have epilepsy!

While I submitted this link, I have to say that the one you have posted may have it beat for sheer brightness, and the fact that it's a fansite (or might it even be official?), rather than the batshiat ravings of a lunatic. Wait...it's about MIA. Never mind. My page AND your page are about raving lunatics.

This site best viewed with the following:



Dedicated T-1 connection advised.

The Angry Hand of God: http://www.miauk.com/

That read like most people's myspace profiles.

Reminds me of this pile of vomit from a previous thread.

http://yyyyyyy.info/

http://fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=3698663

dahmers love zombie: The Angry Hand of God: http://www.miauk.com/ (cut and paste)

May not be safe if you have epilepsy!

While I submitted this link, I have to say that the one you have posted may have it beat for sheer brightness, and the fact that it's a fansite (or might it even be official?), rather than the batshiat ravings of a lunatic. Wait...it's about MIA. Never mind. My page AND your page are about raving lunatics.

I'm preeeeetty sure that's the official site.

Yeah.

Wikipedia "confirms" it. (new window)

dahmers love zombie: The Angry Hand of God: http://www.miauk.com/ (cut and paste)

May not be safe if you have epilepsy!

While I submitted this link, I have to say that the one you have posted may have it beat for sheer brightness, and the fact that it's a fansite (or might it even be official?), rather than the batshiat ravings of a lunatic. Wait...it's about MIA. Never mind. My page AND your page are about raving lunatics.

Hai guys

1000Monkeys: Reminds me of this pile of vomit from a previous thread.

http://yyyyyyy.info/

http://fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=3698663

I feel like I just downloaded the intersect into my brain.

Holy Crap. That layout is like Time Cube^3. With more uncompressed pictures.

I thought GeoCities was closed down last week?

and i thought fark looked dated

Enter the Internet!
http://www.yzzerdd.com/
(You can cut and paste that one, It can kill your browser!)

Farked.

You might as well redlight this one, nothing to see here.

So I totally copied and pasted that site to my Facebook as a new benchmark for down-speeds!

Listen people, there are a few basic rules you should follow when creating websites.

1. No blinking text. Ever. Don't break this rule for any reason.
2. Animated gifs should be avoided. When used, less is more.
3. Your front page should load within five seconds under normal circumstances.
4. Keep your font selection to a minimum. Avoid the "ransom note" look. If you use Comic Sans, I will hunt you down and kill you, your family, and your pet dog.
5. If you use ActiveX, I will hack your website and load it with horse porn. Using ActiveX is considered an invitation to hack.
6. The entire world is not Windows and Internet Explorer. Remember that when putting together your website.
7. Do NOT auto-play music or sound effects.

mrfitzherbert

I thought GeoCities was closed down last week?

It must have collapsed into that>/i> site.

(I gave up after five minutes.)

New glasses. Definitely new glasses.

Or blame The Angry Hand of God's link. Yeah.

OgreMagi: 7. Do NOT auto-play music or sound effects.

Oh man... this gets me the most out of anything.

Cytokine Storm: For those who don't want to click is the top left corner of the page, I zoomed out as far as I could go. It represents maybe 20% of the page total, maybe 15%.



Quickpost this image to Myspace, Digg, Facebook, and others!

I would say its even less than that. Seems its about 1/8 of the total page. This is the largest web page I have ever encountered or even heard of.

Cytokine Storm: For those who don't want to click is the top left corner of the page, I zoomed out as far as I could go. It represents maybe 20% of the page total, maybe 15%.



Quickpost this image to Myspace, Digg, Facebook, and others!


That website is like looking at the walls of delusional, schizophrenic ramblings in A Beautiful Mind.

MentalMoment: Still waiting for the page to load... there has to be a pony on it someplace.

Well....there's what appears to be evidence that a pony was there....
A whole lot of it.

I'm going to go ahead and refresh the page--don't want to miss an update.

DDoS?

buckler: Dedicated T-1 connection advised

T1s suck. T3 or better recommended.

Never even got it to load.

And while I'm on the subject of better website design. A simple way to see how well you thought things out is to disable style sheets, javascript, and images entirely. Is your website legible? Can you navigate it? If you have forms, can you fill them out? If not, you have failed.

Also, disabling all that extra crap gives you an idea of what a person with sight limitations has to deal with.

Likwit: It's been 3 minutes and it still hasn't loaded. 20Mbit pipe.

Same, but longer and with an even bigger pipe. I gave up.

Anyone willing to hit the "View Source" button?

inkblot: Anyone willing to hit the "View Source" button?

There lies insanity.

Yeah, well, it's pretty much melted now.



So...did anyone grab a copy that they can mirror somewhere? :P

"Let's say this Twinkie represents an ordinary website..."

I have a mind to set that as the active desktop on somebody's PC.

Came here to post this.

http://www.timecube.com/

Now I know where they drained Geocities prior to the unplug.

RoxtarRyan: OgreMagi: 7. Do NOT auto-play music or sound effects.

Oh man... this gets me the most out of anything.

What about midi files? you can't mean midi files. Those are awesome.

OgreMagi: Listen people, there are a few basic rules you should follow when creating websites.

1. No blinking text. Ever. Don't break this rule for any reason.
2. Animated gifs should be avoided. When used, less is more.
3. Your front page should load within five seconds under normal circumstances.
4. Keep your font selection to a minimum. Avoid the "ransom note" look. If you use Comic Sans, I will hunt you down and kill you, your family, and your pet dog.
5. If you use ActiveX, I will hack your website and load it with horse porn. Using ActiveX is considered an invitation to hack.
6. The entire world is not Windows and Internet Explorer. Remember that when putting together your website.
7. Do NOT auto-play music or sound effects.

My comet cursor is safe. Cool.

dahmers love zombie: So...did anyone grab a copy that they can mirror somewhere? :P

I'm trying to DL it with cURL. What little is DLed, I can tell you this: it was made in "Web Page Maker".

But, I've... I've been skimming through the code. I... my brain is bleeding.