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(NASCAR) Hero Will Jimmie Johnson survive the Big One? Subby hopes not. It's the Amp Energy 500 from Talladega discussion thread   (nascar.com) divider line 252
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Dumb-Ass-Monkey [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 01:04:36 PM  
Boogity Boogity Boogity, y'all!

 
turbokat [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 01:06:13 PM  
Welcome to plateadega!

 
Old_Chief_Scott [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 01:07:08 PM  
Good afternoon sports fans and welcome to Talladega Motor Speedway!

 
kteela [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 01:07:16 PM  
Oops, didn't see this one. Sorry!

 
turbokat [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 01:09:11 PM  
Gentlemen, Amp your engines? Christ.

 
kteela [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 01:16:03 PM  
Go Mark!

 
SweetSunny [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-01 01:20:09 PM  
Talladega! They keep talking about new rules, but I didn't watch the pre-show and don't know what they are. No bump drafting?

 
SweetSunny [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-01 01:21:38 PM  
also, my RIP quit working and it's annoying the shiat out of me. I blame the 18

 
Dumb-Ass-Monkey [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 01:22:30 PM  
Green Flag!!!

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turbokat [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 01:24:03 PM  
SweetSunny: also, my RIP quit working and it's annoying the shiat out of me. I blame the 18

We have to quit doing that, look what happened to Steve Addington.
Kyle threw him under the bus.........

 
wickedj [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 01:24:04 PM  
I like you subby...

 
Dumb-Ass-Monkey [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 01:26:30 PM  
wickedj: I like you subby...

Thank you!

 
turbokat [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 01:26:44 PM  
First victims......

 
Dumb-Ass-Monkey [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 01:27:10 PM  
Assistant Pacedog is on the track

photos.erichr.com


that was fast...

 
SweetSunny [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-01 01:27:17 PM  
turbokat: SweetSunny: also, my RIP quit working and it's annoying the shiat out of me. I blame the 18

We have to quit doing that, look what happened to Steve Addington.
Kyle threw him under the bus.........


that was farked up. Very surprised he got canned.

 
Warchild [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 01:27:19 PM  
Hi all!

/gotta make a beer run, brb

 
wickedj [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 01:31:57 PM  
SweetSunny: turbokat: SweetSunny: also, my RIP quit working and it's annoying the shiat out of me. I blame the 18

We have to quit doing that, look what happened to Steve Addington.
Kyle threw him under the bus.........

that was farked up. Very surprised he got canned.


he'll get himself a very high paying job with another team. look at all the good he did with Kryle

 
turbokat [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 01:33:21 PM  
wickedj: SweetSunny: turbokat: SweetSunny: also, my RIP quit working and it's annoying the shiat out of me. I blame the 18

We have to quit doing that, look what happened to Steve Addington.
Kyle threw him under the bus.........

that was farked up. Very surprised he got canned.

he'll get himself a very high paying job with another team. look at all the good he did with Kryle


Yeah, with his brother's team.
That would be sweet!

 
RocketRod [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 01:33:54 PM  
Back to Green.

 
Dumb-Ass-Monkey [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 01:34:03 PM  
turbokat: wickedj: SweetSunny: turbokat: SweetSunny: also, my RIP quit working and it's annoying the shiat out of me. I blame the 18

We have to quit doing that, look what happened to Steve Addington.
Kyle threw him under the bus.........

that was farked up. Very surprised he got canned.

he'll get himself a very high paying job with another team. look at all the good he did with Kryle

Yeah, with his brother's team.
That would be sweet!


I'd like to see that

 
turbokat [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 01:39:59 PM  
Kasey can't buy a break.
Maybe next year will be better with Ford.

 
Old_Chief_Scott [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 01:50:44 PM  
It's settling in to a rather drab parade.

I'm wondering how much difference it really makes to be hanging back like Newman and crew are. Still going awful fast back there, can they really avoid a big mess?

 
kteela [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 01:55:10 PM  
Old_Chief_Scott: It's settling in to a rather drab parade.

I'm wondering how much difference it really makes to be hanging back like Newman and crew are. Still going awful fast back there, can they really avoid a big mess?


Yeah, they do that for the first half, then they get bored, and they start to mix it up.

I don't think track position matters - when the Big One hits, it can be anywhere and take out anyone.

A few years ago, I remember watching Mark run over his own radiator. That sucked.

 
Dumb-Ass-Monkey [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 01:58:23 PM  
****snore****

This is roughly as exciting as a Formula 1 parade race.....

 
RocketRod [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 02:08:44 PM  
AJ's drunk-driving again?!

 
SweetSunny [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-01 02:09:21 PM  
that was great

 
Dumb-Ass-Monkey [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 02:09:46 PM  
Assistant Pacedog is on the track

photos.erichr.com


Kurt went lawn mowing

 
turbokat [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 02:11:53 PM  
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Assistant Pacedog is on the track

Kurt went lawn mowing


The way the car dug in, I'd say roto-tillin'.

 
Dumb-Ass-Monkey [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 02:34:16 PM  
the good news is that at halftime, my Niners are beating the Colts, 14-9!

 
Old_Chief_Scott [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 02:38:51 PM  
kteela: Yeah, they do that for the first half, then they get bored, and they start to mix it up.

Well, somebody wake me up when that starts happening, OK?

 
vegaswench [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 02:45:29 PM  
Been making breakfast, watching Kurt on Hotpass. Hi, all!

 
kteela [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 02:46:16 PM  
Old_Chief_Scott: kteela: Yeah, they do that for the first half, then they get bored, and they start to mix it up.

Well, somebody wake me up when that starts happening, OK?


Yeah. Thank goodness for football. You know the race sucks when even the drivers are complaining about being bored.

 
turbokat [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 02:47:39 PM  
vegaswench: Been making breakfast, watching Kurt on Hotpass. Hi, all!

Vegas! Kurt's not having a good day. He's already started pouting.

 
kteela [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 02:55:17 PM  
turbokat: vegaswench: Been making breakfast, watching Kurt on Hotpass. Hi, all!

Vegas! Kurt's not having a good day. He's already started pouting blaming his crew, the sun in his eyes, etc.


FTFY

Heya wenchie!

 
vegaswench [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 02:55:25 PM  
turbokat: vegaswench: Been making breakfast, watching Kurt on Hotpass. Hi, all!

Vegas! Kurt's not having a good day. He's already started pouting.


Yep. His season's over. I can't help but be amused at how his crew is falling apart.

 
vegaswench [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 02:56:08 PM  
kteela: Heya wenchie!

Hey KT! How's it going?

 
Dumb-Ass-Monkey [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 02:56:44 PM  
vegaswench: Yep. His season's over. I can't help but be amused at how his crew is falling apart.

I can't imagine having to be a driver with a crew in such disarray.

 
vegaswench [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 03:00:20 PM  
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: vegaswench: Yep. His season's over. I can't help but be amused at how his crew is falling apart.

I can't imagine having to be a driver with a crew in such disarray.


To be fair, it's his fault his crew is farked up. I love the guy, but he can be an asshole. :)

 
turbokat [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 03:01:15 PM  
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: vegaswench: Yep. His season's over. I can't help but be amused at how his crew is falling apart.

I can't imagine having to be a driver with a crew in such disarray.


I'll give you that, but Kurt REALLY brought this on himself.
If he talked to me like that on the radio, He would be picking up his chicklets with broken arms after the race.

 
kteela [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 03:02:08 PM  
vegaswench: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: vegaswench: Yep. His season's over. I can't help but be amused at how his crew is falling apart.

I can't imagine having to be a driver with a crew in such disarray.

To be fair, it's his fault his crew is farked up. I love the guy, but he can be an asshole. :)


I was just about to say this. Doing good, chicken almost done roasting, Bears are playing badly (they need to fire the offensive coordinator), but still winning.

Go Mark!

 
Dumb-Ass-Monkey [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 03:03:12 PM  
I don't deny Kurt's assholishness being the cause, but still....

 
turbokat [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 03:04:05 PM  
Chicken? Roasted even? When should I stop by teela?

 
vegaswench [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 03:05:32 PM  
kteela: chicken almost done roasting

Oh, wow, that sounds good.

 
kteela [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 03:06:47 PM  
turbokat: Chicken? Roasted even? When should I stop by teela?

vegaswench: kteela: chicken almost done roasting

Oh, wow, that sounds good.


Hehehe - homemade stuffing, potatoes roasting with it. Simple, cheap, plenty for everyone.

 
Dumb-Ass-Monkey [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 03:07:38 PM  
I'm gonna have cold pizza and Diet Dr Pepper for lunch...

 
turbokat [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 03:08:51 PM  
kteela: turbokat: Chicken? Roasted even? When should I stop by teela?

vegaswench: kteela: chicken almost done roasting

Oh, wow, that sounds good.

Hehehe - homemade stuffing, potatoes roasting with it. Simple, cheap, plenty for everyone.


Oh man, now I'm REALLY starvin'! Droooooooooollllll........

 
The Bestest 2009-11-01 03:09:44 PM  
oh hai gusy..
wuts goin on?

 
Dumb-Ass-Monkey [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 03:10:32 PM  
Yay me, I got a green!!!

 
Dumb-Ass-Monkey [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 03:12:42 PM  
Jeff and Robby Gordon, back-to-back. That was awesome.

 
MirandaMM 2009-11-01 03:12:57 PM  
Oh my what a snooze fest... I miss good racing.. wha happa?

 
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