FARK.com: (PDA version) (4740685) MIT develops intelligent in-car robot which reads your moods with facial expressions, figures out your home and work locations, advises you on best route to grocery store, and reminds you to fill up the gas. So basically a full-time, in-car wife

drjekel_mrhyde
2009-11-01 04:12:59 PM

Biatch still won't make you a sanmmich

The Madd Man
2009-11-01 04:13:19 PM

I presume its route navigator function consists of it screaming "pull over and ask that guy over there" then?

NegativeNine
2009-11-01 04:14:28 PM

ITS SO CUTE!

Thisbymaster
2009-11-01 04:16:01 PM

I have a nag'o'matic, but this one is better. You can turn it off.

OldRod
2009-11-01 05:28:10 PM

Does it give you head? Oh wait... wife won't do that either. It's such an exact simulation!!

Thenixon
2009-11-01 05:28:20 PM

You're going to need SO many goddamn tires for this thing...

moothemagiccow
2009-11-01 05:41:27 PM

They have these crazy farking things in cars now called gas gauges. There's even a light that comes on if you're extra low.

//unfortunately mine was designed by a retard and I can't tell if the marker is for a 1/4 tank or an 1/8

Martian_Astronomer
2009-11-01 06:01:52 PM

Um, AIDA? Does this mean that the robot will try to get itself buried alive with its traffic camera lover? Because it'd be bad if it tried to do that while you were in the car.

MadTheologian
2009-11-01 06:56:55 PM

And for a few dollars more, you can get the Mercury Mistress! (new window, may be NSFW)

snake_beater
2009-11-01 07:06:30 PM

Wasn't this a Robot Chicken sketch?

RoyFokker'sGhost
2009-11-01 07:34:28 PM

So KITT went though a mid-life crisis and had the computerized sex-change procedure Holly pioneered in Red Dwarf?

mikejamesss
2009-11-01 07:39:14 PM

Prussian_Roulette
2009-11-01 07:45:55 PM

This will help you drive...

www.physorg.com

...and this will help with the kids:

www.boston.com

"IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL STOP THIS CAR AND..."

Daienden
2009-11-01 07:54:12 PM

Prussian_Roulette: This will help you drive...

...and this will help with the kids:

"IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL STOP THIS CAR AND..."

Came for Eve, leaving happy.

In all seriousness, there are a specific group of people who we should never let drive in a car equipped with this thing. Luckily, they're easy enough to test for. Simply put them in a room for five minutes with this picture.

disney-clipart.com

On first sign of an erection, restrict them to cars that can't talk back to you.

/would personally fail above test
//*sproing*
///You have no idea how hard it is to hold half a gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher while doing 75 in an eighteen wheeler.

hej
2009-11-01 10:29:57 PM

Not a single Knight Rider reference?

Doctor Jan Itor
2009-11-02 05:24:34 AM

Take my robot, please.

Bodine Wilson
2009-11-02 06:03:25 AM

stickintehmud
2009-11-02 08:44:23 AM

Daienden: On first sign of an erection, restrict them to cars that can't talk back to you.

/would personally fail above test
//*sproing*
///You have no idea how hard it is to hold half a gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher while doing 75 in an eighteen wheeler.

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