I just wanted to comment in this thread so others can mock this hideousness.

/not subby

Think I'm gonna leave this one unseen.

I don't care what anyone says. Alyson Hannigan is farking cute as hell even in a ridiculous kangaroo costume with a baby strapped to her chest.

all the good names are gone: Think I'm gonna leave this one unseen.

the hell you are BWAhahahh ahahahahahahhahaa
You all must suffer!

His makeup is on backwards.

The only thing scarier-looking than Lady Gaga is Perez Hilton dressed as Lady Gaga.

That's debatable. Smaller cock, too.

Uchiha_Cycliste: all the good names are gone: Think I'm gonna leave this one unseen.

the hell you are BWAhahahh ahahahahahahhahaa
You all must suffer!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

all the good names are gone: Uchiha_Cycliste: all the good names are gone: Think I'm gonna leave this one unseen.

the hell you are BWAhahahh ahahahahahahhahaa
You all must suffer!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

This! This is the price of your hubris. (I grabbed the pic with hardly a glance, you've viewed more than be aaaahhhh hahahhahahahahhaha)

He looks like an even uglier Ron Perlman in that picture.

The fark is "Hallowe'en"?

It's Halloween you limey rock biters.

pa pa pa poker face pa pa poker face

Did that one to myself...read it as "Paris Hilton" and I thought, "how bad could that be?"

Y'know, I can't really stand much of her music or her freak show performances, but the Gaga herself... I'd hit that mightily.
Perez on the other hand, I would club.

propasaurus: Y'know, I can't really stand much of her music or her freak show performances, but the Gaga herself... I'd hit that mightily.
Perez on the other hand, I would club.

You know, I was gonna ask your parents if they know. Then read your profile... carry on.

I'd hit it

who are these people and why do they keep invading the (not)news?

One cheap attention whore is pretty much the same as another.

What did we expect? Halloweed is the biggest attention whore holiday of the year.

That is until Burning Man becomes a statutory holiday.

I lol'd

So is Perez Hilton some kind of cheap mexican knock off?

Uchiha_Cycliste:

You know, I was gonna ask your parents if they know. Then read your profile... carry on.

I suspect there's a veiled joke in there somewhere...

Earguy: Did that one to myself...read it as "Paris Hilton" and I thought, "how bad could that be?"

Me too. Damn you, subby!!!

Is it wrong that I think Gwen Stefani is kinda hot in that costume?

It's no Man-Faye.

I must admit, I was disappointed.

Perex Hilton can get run over by a truck, for all I care. But this is farking adorable:

You guys who were waiting patiently for Kate Beckinsale's Halloween costume are missing out, she's at the bottom.

/A friend of mine allegedly turned up at a party last night wearing the same costume as the host - Lady Gaga ensembles.

Heidi Klum 2 weeks after birthin her 4th kid looks farkin amazing! Her team of trainers and handlers should get a nobel prize!

belowner: Perex Hilton can get run over by a truck, for all I care. But this is farking adorable:

agreed
/awwwww

Kate Beckinsale's daughter Lily is not "a circus ringmaster"
This article is written by heathens.
She is dressed as Columbia from The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Awesome job!
Foster care.

Okay, CLEARLY this little girl is Columbia from Rocky Horror and not "A circus ringmaster."

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alaric3: Kate Beckinsale's daughter Lily is not "a circus ringmaster"
This article is written by heathens.
She is dressed as Columbia from The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Awesome job!
Foster care.

Damn you, Aleric! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!

I don't believe in Perez Hilton. He's nothing more than an urban legend, like NYC alligators and the chupacabra. A myth to scare idiot celebutants at night.

thefatbasturd: alaric3: Kate Beckinsale's daughter Lily is not "a circus ringmaster"
This article is written by heathens.
She is dressed as Columbia from The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Awesome job!
Foster care.

Damn you, Aleric! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!

Well, thank you both, because that's what I came here to say.

Love the expression on the face of the guy standing next to LaToya: "Damn, woman! Why you have to be so bright 'n shiny 'n shiat?"

He lost weight
/AIDS

thefatbasturd: Okay, CLEARLY this little girl is Columbia from Rocky Horror and not "A circus ringmaster."

Ha! That's exactly what I thought, are we weird for knowing that or are they stupid for not.

/I think they're stupid.

Gavin Rossdale - Too cool for Halloween.

Blowmonkey: thefatbasturd: Okay, CLEARLY this little girl is Columbia from Rocky Horror and not "A circus ringmaster."

Ha! That's exactly what I thought, are we weird for knowing that or are they stupid for not.

/I think they're stupid.

They are stupid, I knew it as well

A big THIS to all those saying Kate Beckinsdale's kid is Columbia. How the hell did they get circus ringmaster from that?

This just in: Gays love Halloween.

It must be the costumes!

At least Seal didn't have to put on any makeup this year...

Uchiha_Cycliste: all the good names are gone: Think I'm gonna leave this one unseen.

the hell you are BWAhahahh ahahahahahahhahaa
You all must suffer!

Farkin'round: Uchiha_Cycliste: all the good names are gone: Think I'm gonna leave this one unseen.

the hell you are BWAhahahh ahahahahahahhahaa
You all must suffer!

Now with more mind bleach

I read the headline quickly and thought it said PARIS Hilton, and I actually thought that was kind of funny and clever of her.

Then I clicked.

Note to self: Read Fark headlines more carefully. Even if they usually don't make any sense, it's worth it for eyebleach sake.

I've got to give him credit, he really looks good in stockings.

I hate to admit it but I am sexually atracted to Lady Gaga.



/and if there is a penis there it is too small to make any difference to me.

Kirk's_Toupee: pa pa pa poker face pa pa poker face

Pa Pa Pa poker in da face pa pa pa poker in da perez face

Do you think 'Perez' could get beaten and left for dead in a ditch without anyone mistaking the motive as gay bashing?

/Hey, if you can't cure the disease, you can advocate brutalizing some of the symptoms!

don't give this guys any press or attention
Seriously, don't...

Nuke Perez Hilton from orbit.

/only way to be sure.

Wait...So where's the picture of Perez Hilton?

BohemianGraham: A big THIS to all those saying Kate Beckinsdale's kid is Columbia. How the hell did they get circus ringmaster from that?

Because whomever it was that looked at the pictures probably knows squat about any pop culture that doesn't revolve around some sort of Hilton or spoiled pop star.

I also loved how they said that Isla Fisher was dressed up as "Catwomen" rather than "Catwoman".