I wonder how e coli bacteria got into his digestive system? I'm not sure ATM, but if I think about it, perhaps an answer will present itself.

Overheard in Elton John's hospital room (new window)

Soumac: I wonder how e coli bacteria got into his digestive system? I'm not sure ATM, but if I think about it, perhaps an answer will present itself.

Tossed salad?

Bummer

Has my vote for best headline of the year.

His lunch lies bleeding on the floor.

Good Lord!

I threw up in my mouth.

I think that the problem is not so much that the sausage was under-cooked, but where it had been prior to him ingesting it. Some place where the sun don' shine.

Oh Jesus Soumac, I need triple strength mind bleach. I wish I hadn't read your post.
I think I'm gonna be sick.

nicksteel: I think that the problem is not so much that the sausage was under-cooked, but where it had been prior to him ingesting it. Some place where the sun don' shine.

Detroit?

Reamed!

Wait, this guy's gay...?

FunkOut: nicksteel: I think that the problem is not so much that the sausage was under-cooked, but where it had been prior to him ingesting it. Some place where the sun don' shine.

Detroit?

you've been there!!???!!???

Sam Kinison is laughing his ass off wherever he may be.


/Obscure?

Probably from all that felching.

Oh, subby, I don't wanna go on with you like that....

Black Lagoon: Wait, this guy's gay...?

Looks more like a furry to me.

mjoven1975: Soumac: I wonder how e coli bacteria got into his digestive system? I'm not sure ATM, but if I think about it, perhaps an answer will present itself.

Tossed salad?

*WHOOSH*

Soumac: I wonder how e coli bacteria got into his digestive system? I'm not sure ATM, but if I think about it, perhaps an answer will present itself.

I get it, you're suggesting somebody sodomized him with an uncooked hamburger.

/I get jokes.

He must have been practicing on a rusty trombone.

$5 foot-long,

overdid the cheese and mayo.

Come to think of it, isn't this really a hilarious case of E. Coli?

Bad meat in the can?

RIM job, anyone?

MikeBoomshadow: Come to think of it, isn't this really a hilarious case of E. Coli?

Say one thing about stomach viruses: they really do have a bizarre sense of humor. But it is humor.

/unlike your attempts, sinus infections
//keep trying