I wonder how e coli bacteria got into his digestive system? I'm not sure ATM, but if I think about it, perhaps an answer will present itself.

Overheard in Elton John's hospital room (new window)

Soumac: I wonder how e coli bacteria got into his digestive system? I'm not sure ATM, but if I think about it, perhaps an answer will present itself.

Tossed salad?

Bummer

Has my vote for best headline of the year.

His lunch lies bleeding on the floor.

Good Lord!

I threw up in my mouth.

I think that the problem is not so much that the sausage was under-cooked, but where it had been prior to him ingesting it. Some place where the sun don' shine.

Oh Jesus Soumac, I need triple strength mind bleach. I wish I hadn't read your post.
I think I'm gonna be sick.

nicksteel: I think that the problem is not so much that the sausage was under-cooked, but where it had been prior to him ingesting it. Some place where the sun don' shine.

Detroit?

Reamed!

Wait, this guy's gay...?

FunkOut: nicksteel: I think that the problem is not so much that the sausage was under-cooked, but where it had been prior to him ingesting it. Some place where the sun don' shine.

Detroit?

you've been there!!???!!???

Sam Kinison is laughing his ass off wherever he may be.


/Obscure?

Probably from all that felching.

Oh, subby, I don't wanna go on with you like that....

Black Lagoon: Wait, this guy's gay...?

Looks more like a furry to me.

mjoven1975: Soumac: I wonder how e coli bacteria got into his digestive system? I'm not sure ATM, but if I think about it, perhaps an answer will present itself.

Tossed salad?

*WHOOSH*

Soumac: I wonder how e coli bacteria got into his digestive system? I'm not sure ATM, but if I think about it, perhaps an answer will present itself.

I get it, you're suggesting somebody sodomized him with an uncooked hamburger.

/I get jokes.

He must have been practicing on a rusty trombone.

$5 foot-long,

overdid the cheese and mayo.

Come to think of it, isn't this really a hilarious case of E. Coli?

Bad meat in the can?

RIM job, anyone?

MikeBoomshadow: Come to think of it, isn't this really a hilarious case of E. Coli?

Say one thing about stomach viruses: they really do have a bizarre sense of humor. But it is humor.

/unlike your attempts, sinus infections
//keep trying

mjoven1975: Soumac: I wonder how e coli bacteria got into his digestive system? I'm not sure ATM, but if I think about it, perhaps an answer will present itself.

Tossed salad?

Raw meat.

Well, he did name himself after a toilet.

First swine flu, now E.coli. What's it gonna be next?

Anything to get the biatch back in the headlines ...

All jokes aside, I hope he doesn't die. :(

Looks more like he got it from eating a bad pudding cup at snacktime.

/trisomy 21

Did Dirty Sanchez color outside the lines?

"Wait, this guy's gay...?"

No, he's just very ebullient and effusive.
/obvious
//seriously

MONSTERTRUCK: Bummer

i guess thats why they call it the blues

And that, my friends, is why you never, ever go ass to mouth

I figured he just had a nasty yeast infection. I hope nobody held a candle in his wind!

Possible gravestone?

Here lies Sir Elton John
1947 - 2009
Born in Pinner, England
Reared in London, England

NEVER go ars to mouth.

//stolen from a Kevin Smith movie

He's still standing. When he's not sitting on the toilet, that is.

Get it? Because he's gay? Oh, fark, you are so progressive, just like the rest of the liberal media.

This thread is full of win!

i feel for him

i got i once and all you do for 7 or 8 days is shiatt yourself dry.

poor elton, all the money in the world can't save him now from the shhittt monster!!


he'll be bone dry after a week of constant sqirts.

Linux_Yes: i feel for him

i got it once and all you do for 7 or 8 days is shiatt yourself dry.

Stay healthy, friend.