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(News.com.au) Scary I'll tell you what I don't want, what I really really don't want, I really really really don't wanna stab my eardrums with a pencil when the Spice Girls reunite for the 2012 London Olympics   (theaustralian.news.com.au) divider line 33
More: Scary, 2012 london olympics, Spice Girls, London Olympics, Victoria Beckham, eardrums, aspirants, girl group, Geri Halliwell  

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LowbrowDeluxe 2009-11-01 09:07:39 AM  
So subby is a fan, eh? Cause that's *exactly* what I wanna do upon hearing that news.

 
Ashtrey 2009-11-01 09:09:19 AM  
"They stand for so much in British music history and I can't think of a better time for them to get back together for another performance,"

Really? I know this is a quote from their manager, but the Spice Girls stand for much in British music history?

 
LonMead 2009-11-01 09:11:24 AM  
Well, there is that whole "world coming to an end" thing that's supposed to happen that year, so there's a bright spot...

 
exparrot 2009-11-01 09:33:44 AM  
Put Geri Halliwell in a tight corset and it's all worthwhile subby.
Your TV has a 'Mute' button. Put it to good use.

 
SharkTrager 2009-11-01 09:37:23 AM  
exparrot: Put Geri Halliwell in a tight corset and it's all worthwhile subby.
Your TV has a 'Mute' button. Put it to good use.


Definitely a case of "should be seen and not heard".

 
Clarence Potter 2009-11-01 09:47:04 AM  
SharkTrager: exparrot: Put Geri Halliwell in a tight corset and it's all worthwhile subby.
Your TV has a 'Mute' button. Put it to good use.

Definitely a case of "should be seen and not heard".


Yeah, that and it *is* the Olympics. I think them performing during the Opening Ceremonies would be good old stupid fun.

The farewell tour... not so much.

 
TappingTheVein 2009-11-01 09:55:06 AM  
news.makemeheal.com

 
eddyatwork [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 10:00:27 AM  
I don't care what you people say, I would hit each and every one of them. Twice.

 
Clarence Potter 2009-11-01 10:04:54 AM  
eddyatwork: I don't care what you people say, I would hit each and every one of them. Twice.

Yeah...

 
unfarkingbelievable 2009-11-01 10:23:14 AM  
Old spice.

 
Clarence Potter 2009-11-01 10:24:32 AM  
Tor_Eckman: Younger, hotter, British, and can actually sing a little bit.

Well, there is that...

 
t3knomanser 2009-11-01 10:24:42 AM  
Wait... they had a greatest hits album?

 
Stompn_Tom [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 10:25:35 AM  
It is the opening ceremonies for the special olympics - RTFA people

 
TheManofPA 2009-11-01 10:56:44 AM  
The Doctor went to 2012 London. Why didn't he come back and warn us about this? He tries to protect humanity.

/hopes this isn't a fixed point in time.

 
Deadite 2009-11-01 11:19:45 AM  
Tor_Eckman: Younger, hotter, British, and can actually sing a little bit.

dramatools: Forget Spice and Girls Aloud. This is all I need:

[Note the Olympic rings around her wrist from the London 2012 party]
Jeebus Frist, Rachel Stevens is hot. I would endure the harshest British weather for her.


Throw in the Sugababes (all six of them), along with the Saturdays and Pixie Lott and have the opening ceremony be a jello wrestling match between them all, and to make things interesting have a variety of sex toys in the jello as well. Now that would beat the hell out of some chinese guy running across the roof for an Olympic opening.

 
jiaxiaobo 2009-11-01 11:20:01 AM  
Ashtrey: "They stand for so much in British music history and I can't think of a better time for them to get back together for another performance,"

Really? I know this is a quote from their manager, but the Spice Girls stand for much in British music history?


this. I can seriously think of 100 British artists that stand for more.

 
Crudbucket 2009-11-01 11:20:51 AM  
t3knomanser: Wait... they had a greatest hits album?

It was just a special edition Cassingle.

 
FunkOut [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 12:06:13 PM  
Ooh...retro nostalgic irritation.

I need to break open a Jolt Cola.

 
Tenor Reaper 2009-11-01 12:06:59 PM  
Crudbucket: t3knomanser: Wait... they had a greatest hits album?

It was just a special edition Cassingle.


images2.fanpop.com

LOVES Cassingles!

 
RockIsDead 2009-11-01 12:25:40 PM  
They must be some awfully dried up bag of scooze by now.

 
Tor_Eckman [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 12:53:27 PM  
dramatools: Forget Spice and Girls Aloud. This is all I need:

[Note the Olympic rings around her wrist from the London 2012 party]
Jeebus Frist, Rachel Stevens is hot. I would endure the harshest British weather for her.


Ain't no party like an S-Club party
Cause an S-Club party don't stop.

 
ParadisePornoTheater 2009-11-01 12:57:28 PM  
At least they'll have real jobs again. Oh, wait ...

 
Seequinn 2009-11-01 01:07:15 PM  
TheManofPA

The Doctor went to 2012 London. Why didn't he come back and warn us about this?

The Doctor can only act against alien or supernatural threats,
natural disasters have to run their course.

 
Nogale 2009-11-01 01:26:36 PM  
Ashtrey: "They stand for so much in British music history and I can't think of a better time for them to get back together for another performance,"

Really? I know this is a quote from their manager, but the Spice Girls stand for much in British music history?


Yeah, duh. Right up there with Purcell, the Beatles and the Rolling Stones.

 
guilt by association 2009-11-01 02:07:01 PM  
Came for Geri's boobs, leaving satisfied.

 
Setitie 2009-11-01 02:15:54 PM  
www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk

media.urbandictionary.com

 
Phil Moskowitz 2009-11-01 02:17:09 PM  
The Personal Dryness Tour.

 
JosephFinn 2009-11-01 03:47:28 PM  
Seequinn: TheManofPA

The Doctor went to 2012 London. Why didn't he come back and warn us about this?

The Doctor can only act against alien or supernatural threats,
natural disasters have to run their course.


Heh, nice!

 
TF2_Pyro 2009-11-01 05:14:14 PM  
Brad Sherwood: "I'm velcro spice!"
Colin Mochrie: "I'm old spice!"
Kathy Kinney: "I'm gravy spice!"
Ryan Stiles: "I'm cilantro."

 
Con Fabulous 2009-11-01 07:48:34 PM  
t3knomanser: Wait... they had a greatest hits album?

Everyone can have a 'best of' style album as long as their work has varying levels of suck. And from the looks of things, everyone does.

Seequinn: TheManofPA

The Doctor went to 2012 London. Why didn't he come back and warn us about this?

The Doctor can only act against alien or supernatural threats,
natural disasters have to run their course.


The Spice Girls are in no way natural.

Exhibit A:
www.makemeheal.com

 
TheManofPA 2009-11-01 08:51:39 PM  
Seequinn: TheManofPA

The Doctor went to 2012 London. Why didn't he come back and warn us about this?

The Doctor can only act against alien or supernatural threats,
natural disasters have to run their course.


You are a scholar.

 
eas81 2009-11-02 03:52:05 AM  
I'll take the lesser known group.

www.sadida.com

/need a reunion...well just for me.

 
ParadisePornoTheater 2009-11-04 06:14:30 PM  
eas81: I'll take the lesser known group.



/need a reunion...well just for me.


"Pure Shores" is still a beautiful song. One of them is now married to Liam Gallagher, though.

 
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