If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
Fark SearchWeb Fark

         more options... Create account

(Some Guy) Strange That Brazilian chick you met on the internet suddenly breaks up with you. Do you C) crash at the Sao Paulo airport, surviving on food given to you by airport workers   (heraldsun.com.au) divider line 39
More: Strange, Brazilians, German Heinz Muller, Mexico City, Rio de Janeiro, Tom Hanks, airports, Brazil, bathrooms  
•       •       •

9949 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Nov 2009 at 4:36 AM   |  Make this a Fark FavoriteFavorite    |   share: Share on OMGTWITTER WEB2.0share on StumbleUponshare on Facebook  more»   |    Get this fabulous T-Shirt and impress the methane out of your friends! shirt it!

39 Comments   (+0 »)


 
rackrent [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 04:38:04 AM  
That Brazilian chick you met on the internet

Wow, that guy must really have met a lot of chicks.

 
nailPuppy 2009-11-01 04:48:12 AM  
FTA: his story drew comparisons to that of Viktor Navorski, a character portrayed by Tom Hanks in the 2004 movie The Terminal.

You don't say.

 
video man 2009-11-01 04:48:48 AM  
Yes. Yes, that is exactly what I do for 14 or so days, and then I get myself together and fly home.

 
Dialectic 2009-11-01 05:00:49 AM  
couldof been a trannie...

 
Quantum Apostrophe [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-01 05:02:57 AM  
Dialectic: couldof been a trannie...

"Could have".
1) Two words
2) No such thing as "could of".
Yes, I woke up at 5 am just to check people's spelling.

 
drxym 2009-11-01 05:04:23 AM  
Mr Nohara turned into a local celebrity, and his story drew comparisons to that of Viktor Navorski, a character portrayed by Tom Hanks in the 2004 movie The Terminal.

Jesus this story is stupid. The Terminal was a highly fictionalised account of Mehran Karimi Nasseri who stayed in Paris airport for 18 years. Some loser stuck in an airport for 13 days somehow doesn't compare.

 
Jamieboy 2009-11-01 05:05:02 AM  
That guy is soooo hot! Just look at the pic. They had to flank him with TWO fire extinguishers in case he breaks out in flames.

 
veryequiped 2009-11-01 05:09:49 AM  
plameowyn.files.wordpress.com
plameowyn.files.wordpress.com

 
pgboys 2009-11-01 05:13:00 AM  
I, er, can't picture what a Brazilian chick might look like ... can anyone help?

 
The wonderful travels of a turd 2009-11-01 05:15:37 AM  
As someone with a Brazilian girlfriend I've met on the internet, I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

 
roadkillontheweb 2009-11-01 05:19:32 AM  
Suck it up and go back home to your wife buddy.

 
moops 2009-11-01 05:42:38 AM  
pgboys: I, er, can't picture what a Brazilian chick might look like ... can anyone help?

www.travelguideformen.com

 
fanbladesaresharp 2009-11-01 05:57:35 AM  
FTA: A spokesman for Brazil's civil aviation authority said Mr Muller arrived in Rio de Janeiro on October 2 and can stay for three months as long as he breaks no laws.

Former pilot gets to stay in the new Olympic city for free? I think my eyes are starting to cross now. I know we had a movie about here in the states but I didn't think it was literal.

/I don't think I want to be on a plane with him.

 
bohab 2009-11-01 06:07:10 AM  

 
TreeHugger [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 06:13:03 AM  
I've met a brazillion girls online... And I've rocked them all.

 
kinshane [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 06:14:06 AM  
What a Brazilian chick might look like.

www.101lifestyle.com

Hot like her.

 
Hilary T. N. Seuss 2009-11-01 06:30:21 AM  
Came to see if anyone else thought he looked like an even scruffier version of Dr. House. Leaving satisfied.

moops: pgboys: I, er, can't picture what a Brazilian chick might look like ... can anyone help?

Last chick on the right: I had been wondering what Milli Vanilli has been up to.

 
jehovahs witness protection [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 06:34:36 AM  
Mr Muller follows Hiroshi Nohara from Japan, who spent three months living in the Mexico City airport last December.

I wonder if he got deported.

 
fanbladesaresharp 2009-11-01 06:41:04 AM  
roguealicious: It is I, deflater of dreams here to post..

what a Brazilian may look like.


Ya know I'm down with artistic expression but the soccer ti.....the lines....the bu.......Is she a mascot? Looks like the Brazillian verson of an Oakland Raiders fan.

 
mugachino 2009-11-01 06:49:43 AM  
nerdluv.files.wordpress.com

 
Hetfield 2009-11-01 07:12:26 AM  
pgboys: I, er, can't picture what a Brazilian chick might look like ... can anyone help?

img406.imageshack.us

You're welcome.

 
SouthernManDunWrong [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-01 07:52:21 AM  
pgboys: I, er, can't picture what a Brazilian chick might look like ... can anyone help?

www.shrani.si

with a brazillion body piercings

 
DemonEater 2009-11-01 08:34:12 AM  
There's a Mark Sanford joke in here somewhere I'm pretty sure.

 
tuckeg 2009-11-01 08:46:43 AM  
Saw this guy on TV. I can see why she dumped him when she met him in person, he clearly has mental problems.

 
cowsspinach [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 09:27:28 AM  
Note to self: Never meet a guy from the internet, they might have mental issues.

 
Xian97 2009-11-01 09:33:00 AM  
pgboys: I, er, can't picture what a Brazilian chick might look like ... can anyone help?

There has only been a dozen pics posted so far, nowhere near a Brazilian

 
L Ron Hubbub 2009-11-01 09:33:13 AM  
graphics2.jsonline.com
Approves.

/hot like Tom Hanks

 
Alfonso the Great 2009-11-01 09:42:38 AM  
SouthernManDunWrong

You can't unsee shiat like that, goddammit.

/More hotties plz

 
ften 2009-11-01 09:57:10 AM  
Wait a sec I know that man... HOLY shiat IT'S farkING HOUSE

p.s. You'd think Hugh Laurie wouldn't need to use the Internet to meet chicks.

 
maldinero 2009-11-01 10:00:50 AM  
Sounds like a Chuck Berry song (set in Cuba, not Brazil)

...Me lay down alone, was good de rum
Me fall asleep, de boat she come
De girl she look till come de dawn
She weep and cry, return for home
De whistle blow, me open me eyes
Was bright de sun, was blue de sky
Me grab me shoes, me jump and run
Me see de boat head for horizon
Havana moon, is gone de rum

De boat she sail, my love she gone
Havana moon, Havana moon
Havana moon, Havanna moon

 
LewDux 2009-11-01 11:41:08 AM  
www.zwani.com

 
Still Itchy 2009-11-01 01:36:03 PM  
Sometimes I think there are guys in Brazil who are into chicks with big wool..and they dream of moving to Poland.

 
Tom_Neyman 2009-11-01 01:44:18 PM  
"A spokesman for Brazil's civil aviation authority said Mr Muller arrived in Rio de Janeiro on October 2 and can stay for three months as long as he breaks no laws."

Is Sao Paulo Rio Subtard?

 
Haoie 2009-11-01 02:53:52 PM  
Life imitates fiction, which imitated life.

 
My pr0n name is Tom Seaview 2009-11-01 04:39:28 PM  
If that happened in Russia, the staff at Sheremetyevo would have eaten him by now.

/been there

 
anfrind 2009-11-01 04:40:32 PM  
This thread doesn't have nearly enough pics of hot Brazilian girls.

images.paraorkut.com
brazilcupid.info
4.bp.blogspot.com
2.bp.blogspot.com
PNSFW (new window)
NSFW (new window)
NSFW (new window)

That's better.

 
Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 06:55:22 PM  
So this is what you get when you mix North African with Spanish with French with Indio with west African. You get a Portuguese Woman of War. Oops, almost forgot the tall, confidently strident Rhineland Saxony, the best of the SS, that settled parts of Brazil as well. Couldn't leave out Gisele Bundchen Brady.

 
OldScotch [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 08:07:34 PM  
13 days in the Sao Paulo airport?


I feel sorry for him.

 
ObscureNameHere 2009-11-02 11:17:12 AM  
You think that's bad?

Matilda, she take me money and run to Venezuela.

 
Displayed 39 of 39 comments


This thread is closed to new comments.

[Continue Farking]