An ex-cop who asked to be put in General Population at Rikers? He is crazy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhCfFR0w0ho (^)

good. he deserves every second of torment he gets, and more. something about trust and authority.
/corrupt police officers are worse than war criminals.
//just some fuel for the fire

General Population!? Whoa. Kookoo of coco puffs. Someone wants to die.

Can't take humiliation? Hope he doesn't visit fark...

Sound to Me like the shrink is setting up a way to get him out of jail. Gee.. I wonder if they have any mutual friends.

farked3ways2sunday: General Population!? Whoa. Kookoo of coco puffs. Someone wants to die.

And the crazy pig bastard probably thinks it's the other guy.

He's probably already affiliated with an organized crime group though, so he might last a while.

/I put the over/under at his first shanking at 2 months

Trogdor!!! (new window)

He wore a suit but no tie.

Well, ok! Not sure WTF that has to do with anything.

Are they outsourcing sketch artists now? That's the worst courtroom sketch I've ever seen.

coco ebert: Are they outsourcing sketch artists now? That's the worst courtroom sketch I've ever seen.

These are the worst I've ever seen.

Woah. Check out all his majesty.

holiday_inn_in_cambodia: Woah. Check out all his majesty.

He has consummate v's.

NicoFinn: coco ebert: Are they outsourcing sketch artists now? That's the worst courtroom sketch I've ever seen.

These are the worst I've ever seen.

LOL- Naomi Campbell is like a black version of muppet Janice.

NicoFinn: coco ebert: Are they outsourcing sketch artists now? That's the worst courtroom sketch I've ever seen.

These are the worst I've ever seen.



This would have been better:

Foxy Brown:


Naomi Campbell:



Diddy:




Busta Rhymes:



R. Kelly:

Flissss: NicoFinn: coco ebert: Are they outsourcing sketch artists now? That's the worst courtroom sketch I've ever seen.

These are the worst I've ever seen.



This would have been better:



Yes, much better.

NicoFinn,

I think the implication (about him wearing a suit sans tie) is that someone was worried that he may hang himself with a tie. It's the NY Post afterall, their readers are trained to hear the "dog whistle" and read something sinister into every article.

I'm not one to believe in conspiracy theories much, but I do believe that one observer/poster in the comments section may have made a good point when they noted: "If you make him seem crazy now, it may help out others later when he starts naming names." I was actually kind of thinking along those lines as well - I wonder how far this whole thing will go before Kerik sells his old buddy and former business partner Guiliani down the river?

Burninating will ensue.

I'm surprised he didn't ask for a thatched roof cottage.

I saw Kerik on Fox News all the time, even recently I thought. I wouldn't doubt if him carrying on and "cracking" is all part of trying to get some sort of book deal out of all this.

BECAUSE IT'S MIDNIGHT!

NicoFinn: He wore a suit but no tie.

Well, ok! Not sure WTF that has to do with anything.

Suicide risk.

coco ebert: Are they outsourcing sketch artists now? That's the worst courtroom sketch I've ever seen.

Yes, that sketch is particularly vomitous.

My Dad, who was a newspaper man his entire live, was good friends with a court sketch artist. If that man saw what was passing for court room sketches these days, he'd be rolling in his grave. He did such beautiful detailed drawings, and could do them on the fly - he was amazing to watch.

When my older brothers were young, and I was about 7 or 8, he did a drawing of each of us in a courtroom setting, complete with a stern looking judge looking down and other court hangers-on looking on sternly. My older brother's drawing looked like he was being arraigned for arson or some other heinous crime. My Mom still has them, framed and hanging in the dinning room, and they get a lot of attention from guests. When asked wtf the are, mom will say something like "my boys were very, very bad boys when they were young".


NicoFinn: coco ebert: Are they outsourcing sketch artists now? That's the worst courtroom sketch I've ever seen.

These are the worst I've ever seen.

Aren't they supposed to be bad sketches? Like someones idea of comedic courtroom action?

FTFA: apparently losing it in the slammer.

Kerik can't stand humiliation, the sources said, and was totally despondent after the 2004 debacle when corruption allegations derailed his nomination to head the federal Department of Homeland Security

Sucks to be you. And you wanted to head up the DHS? Your humiliation is about to begin big boy. Nobody cares that you lost whatever it is you feel you lost.

It's probably all the rape he's been getting.

Approves.

/blooop!

coco ebert: NicoFinn: coco ebert: Are they outsourcing sketch artists now? That's the worst courtroom sketch I've ever seen.

These are the worst I've ever seen.

LOL- Naomi Campbell is like a black version of muppet Janice.

She actually looks like Old Greg.

/Motherlickah

Jamieboy: When my older brothers were young, and I was about 7 or 8, he did a drawing of each of us in a courtroom setting, complete with a stern looking judge looking down and other court hangers-on looking on sternly. My older brother's drawing looked like he was being arraigned for arson or some other heinous crime. My Mom still has them, framed and hanging in the dinning room, and they get a lot of attention from guests. When asked wtf the are, mom will say something like "my boys were very, very bad boys when they were young".

That's pretty funny.

I didn't know Kerik was behind bars. Rarely do the people who deserve it most end up there.

Alphax: I didn't know Kerik was behind bars. Rarely do the people who deserve it most end up there.

He's on trial and is behind held there. I didn't know this...interesting. Maybe this is like warm up for the big leagues.

Anus before: .
Anus after: O

I'm Naomi Campbell, biatch!

I don't know who that is, but here was my first thought...



Phrozen
/I AM KIROK! I HAVE COME!
//link is hot like my fever... sorry I couldn't come up with anything better, but this fever is kicking my arse...

NicoFinn [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 04:02:41 AM
coco ebert: Are they outsourcing sketch artists now? That's the worst courtroom sketch I've ever seen.

These are the worst I've ever seen.



looks like Chris Rock as Richard Nixon

NicoFinn: coco ebert: Are they outsourcing sketch artists now? That's the worst courtroom sketch I've ever seen.

These are the worst I've ever seen.

The one of Nicole Richey makes her look actually better than she does in real life. Although you could clearly tell that whoever drew that is a fashion designer wannabe.

General pop? Regardless of what the inmate wants, Rikers has an obligation to protect Kerik due to his former LE status. He should have been put in protective custody regardless of any other issues. Kinda like Jeffery Dahmer being a trustee and getting killed by another inmate. Stupid decisions by these prisons end up with huge lawsuits by the families.

pipco: Sound to Me like the shrink is setting up a way to get him out of jail.

that's my thought too. and the shrink is being coached by his lawyer.

in any case i have no sympathy for him.

coco ebert: Are they outsourcing sketch artists now? That's the worst courtroom sketch I've ever seen.

I was just looking at his entry on Wiki:

Kerik attended Eastside High School, but dropped out to enlist in the United States Army in July 1974. (He later received a GED). Kerik served in the Military Police Corps. He was stationed in Korea as an military police sentry dog handler and to the XVIII Airborne Corps at Fort Bragg in North Carolina, assuming military police duties and teaching hand-to-hand combat to Special Operations and Special Forces personnel at the John F. Kennedy Unconventional Warfare Center.

I find it very hard to believe a Puppy-Pusher was training Delta Force guys in hand-to-hand combat.

I wouldn't put it past him to pad his resume.

holiday_inn_in_cambodia: Woah. Check out all his majesty.

Why are they all standing so close to each other? Is the courtroom in the closet? And when did Kerik have his trunk and legs cut off? Poor guy.

satanicsantoku: corrupt police officers are worse than war criminals.

Erm, no, they're not. I've no sympathy for the twat but to equate him with the likes of Bush and Blair is a bit of a stretch.

Jamieboy 2009-11-01 05:51:12 AM
coco ebert: Are they outsourcing sketch artists now? That's the worst courtroom sketch I've ever seen.

Yes, that sketch is particularly vomitous.

These are the worst I've ever seen.

Aren't they supposed to be bad sketches? Like someones idea of comedic courtroom action?

Perhaps someone could improve on the idea with some shading techniques...

FTFA: "Sources who have known the former NYPD commissioner for years told The Post they weren't surprised that the fallen hero of 9/11 was apparently losing it in the slammer."

Really? Applying that turn of phrase here deserves a good cockpunch.

awwww, that poor little pig.

Official courtroom doodle

Boo hoo. He shouldn't have committed crimes, he has only himself to blame.

lawboy87: NicoFinn,

I think the implication (about him wearing a suit sans tie) is that someone was worried that he may hang himself with a tie. It's the NY Post afterall, their readers are trained to hear the "dog whistle" and read something sinister into every article.

I'm not one to believe in conspiracy theories much, but I do believe that one observer/poster in the comments section may have made a good point when they noted: "If you make him seem crazy now, it may help out others later when he starts naming names." I was actually kind of thinking along those lines as well - I wonder how far this whole thing will go before Kerik sells his old buddy and former business partner Guiliani down the river?

He should hire Alex Jones to be his lawyer.

I was told there would be more Trogdor.