He can ready a dictionary and make it awesome.

This is the greatest thing.

Walken for president 2012

Give it a week before Jay Leno rips off that bit and says he invented it.

It's pronounced gag-ah

ooh ooh lmao Walken can read anything and made it full of infinite win.

And I had thought Cartman's rendition was unbeatable. How little I understood...

Poker face? But I hardly even know her!

I wouldn't poker face with a rented schwantz.

Wasn't there a Walken tag? what happened to it?

Kliffoth: He can ready a dictionary and make it awesome.

I would pay him a lot of money to take a phone book and go from a to z.

Has anyone found a version of Walken reading "The Raven" that is just plain audio, without the idiotic echo chamber/whatever effect over it?

TheHateMonger: And I had thought Cartman's rendition was unbeatable. How little I understood...

This.

He's now just playing a goof on himself goofing on himself goofing on himself.

Like most things they get boring when done to death.

RockIsDead: He's now just playing a goof on himself goofing on himself goofing on himself.

Like most things they get boring when done to death.

What's it like, not having any fun? :|

FuzzyLynx: What's it like, not having any fun? :|


He seems to have fun trolling every Fark thread over and over. Oh well. Simple minds, simple pleasures.

I was waiting to hear Christopher Walken say the part about "my love glue gunning".

Alas.

unfarkingbelievable: Wasn't there a Walken tag? what happened to it?

I stoled it, and I posted it.

/FIVE TIMES!

BigG: Has anyone found a version of Walken reading "The Raven" that is just plain audio, without the idiotic echo chamber/whatever effect over it?

It probably does not exist, the sound effects were added on the original CD. The track is from Closed on account of rabies (new window)


/"The Masque of the Red Death" Read by Gabriel Byrne is my favorite on "Closed on account of rabies"

I think I still prefer Shatner reading Palin on Conan.

@RockIsDead

Eric Cartman (new window) win

BigG 2009-11-01 10:50:54 AM
Has anyone found a version of Walken reading "The Raven" that is just plain audio, without the idiotic echo chamber/whatever effect over it?

The answer is no. I brought 'Closed on Account of Rabies' home from the library today, oddly enough. And I got The Raven off of WFMU.org last year. They both have the echo.

OH! OH OH! Oooh! Ah oh eeh OH! Oh OH!

unfarkingbelievable: Wasn't there a Walken tag? what happened to it?

This one?
Subby FAILS.