OMG THEY GAVES OUT THE M&Ms!!!! THE PREZ IS MAKIN THE COUNTRY FAT!!!!

Obamaaaaaaaaaaa!!! *shakefist*

To be fair, the brown M&Ms were removed.

I bet all the M&Ms were RED!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI08582Ubbk

//nuff said

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Spad31: To be fair, the brown M&Ms were removed.

I knew that Obama would have a really unreasonable rider. No doubt he also demands rooms to be painted white and to be filled with lilies and tulips.

"Mommy...thanks for the Stalin costume idea! All the other kids got candy...Obama gave me a bank!"

IXI Jim IXI: Obama gave me a bank

The candy is worth more. You got cheated.

FTA: The Obamas spent about a half hour passing out candy to trick-or-treaters, ages 6 to 14.

Hasn't he handed enough out already? Farking socialist.

I got I-raq.

In his final year he should be a fake suicide bomber for Halloween.

Sure it would be disastrous for international relations, but the lulz from simultaneously getting democrats, republicans, the entire muslium world, Israel, and most of Europe butthurt simultaneously would be so epic it might overflow and accidentally cause world peace.

Hang on, V& just parked in the driveway...

Obama went as a legitimate US President this year.

Somehow we need to find a way to combine the words Troll and Win to describe this post.

Michelle Obama dressed in a leopard skin outfit? Yes please.

Paduke: Giving out dried fruit was lame though, Barack.

Each kid did also get a White House shaped cookie, which is pretty damn awesome.

whoa, time change just did a number on the post timing

johnsoninca: I got I-raq.



Ladies and gentlemen, one of the greatest comments in the history of the internets.

NewportBarGuy: Welcome to Barnaby Suntory Occult's America.

Seriously. Who has the time or inclination to do that?

He should have answered the door wearing a GW mask. THAT would have been funny.

johnsoninca: I got I-raq.

I LOLed.

What is it with middle-aged housewives dressing up as catwoman?? It's rarely as hot as they think and it's always creepy. They should just dress up as broken dreams and get with reality.

Why did this thread go bye-bye? Y2K gremlins?

i think obama should have dressed up as a kenyan birth certificate.

Too Many Stupid People: The best part is that Gibbs dressed up as Cheney.

I see what you did there.

Paduke: Why did this thread go bye-bye? Y2K gremlins?

time switch gremlins

OMG, redistribution of candy!

HOLY SHIAT!!!!! THE MAYANS WERE RIGHT!!!!
/I heard the President fathered two black children.
Shhhhhhhhh

johnsoninca wins.

johnsoninca: I got I-raq.

:)

Is this one of those things where I can simulpost with myself?

/early
//testing

Koolaid-injected gummy bears.

Just ignore this next thing coming up, then.

Tr0mBoNe: What is it with middle-aged housewives dressing up as catwoman?? It's rarely as hot as they think and it's always creepy. They should just dress up as broken dreams and get with reality.

Piffle. How long has it been since we've had a First Lady who could be described as "a very nice looking Catwoman"? Rosalyn Carter, maybe?

I say bring it on - it can only help the economy.

johnsoninca: I got I-raq.

I think we can declare "thread over" here.

Yeah, and for the last eight years before this, bush put his dick in a pumpkin looking for any takers.
/GOPers are the true enemy of the nation.

johnsoninca: I got I-raq.

Win!

johnsoninca: I got I-raq.

Oh, god...I almost choked on a leftover Three Musketeers.

You rock!

Obama went as a legitimate US President this year.

Dried fruit? This is not the change I wanted.

Paduke: My elementary school was there. I was so happy for the kids, who very rarely have anything done specially for them by anyone. Hope this becomes a yearly thing with DC kids. I kind of wish I would have gone just to see it but didn't have anyone to go with.

Giving out dried fruit was lame though, Barack.

Yeah, if he gave out Snickers, they'd complain bias against Hershey. If he gave out Crackles they'd complain that it was to fatten kids. Give out Crayons and someone would complain about petroleum usage. Complaints from someone no matter what. It sounds like they gave out the things they wanted to give out. The same things if they were giving out treats in Chicago.

Hey, wadda think McCain's doing tonight?

Glad I don't know.

The best part is that Gibbs dressed up as Cheney.

My elementary school was there. I was so happy for the kids, who very rarely have anything done specially for them by anyone. Hope this becomes a yearly thing with DC kids. I kind of wish I would have gone just to see it but didn't have anyone to go with.

Giving out dried fruit was lame though, Barack.

at least he didn't hand out change. Those were always the worst houses.

Wait, so the First Lady is a furry?

I approve of this message.

I'm sure there's some type of sedative in the candy that make it easier to brainwash children.

The problem is, he originally got the candy from Hard Working Americans who Trick-Or-Treated every day to get that candy. Then comes Mr. Socialist and takes it away from the hard-working kids, in order to give it to kids who just sit around all day collecting welfare candy.

Farking socialist asshole. Way to punish the successful Trick-Or-Treaters.

HansensDisease: I bet all the M&Ms were RED!

green, Obama wants children to have sex remember? John McCain told us as much in the election.

brainiac-dumdum: I'm sure there's some type of sedative in the candy that make it easier to brainwash children.

nah - that's the job of public school teachers/songwriters and parents who get stimulus $

/;)
//winky