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(BBC) Sad "Women not getting bone treatment"   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 36
More: Sad, fractures, vitamin D, osteoporosis, menopause, dietary supplements, estrogens, calcium, bones  
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dahmers love zombie [TotalFark] 2009-10-31 11:19:33 PM  
Sounds like they're getting shafted.

 
crypticsatellite [TotalFark] 2009-10-31 11:57:49 PM  
I hear the treatment is a long, hard process.

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 12:04:11 AM  
Perhaps the pen is not being used to help these people. You know, the Prime Minister's pen is not being used.

/or someone

 
Chariset [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 12:48:54 AM  
I wish you men could just get your noses in there and satisfy these poor creatures

 
the_sidewinder [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 12:50:45 AM  
Chariset: I wish you men could just get your noses in there and satisfy these poor creatures

I tried, but she wouldn't let me

 
exick [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 12:55:30 AM  
Submitter's mom isn't one of those women. lolamirite!?

//Penis.

 
GranoblasticMan 2009-11-01 12:55:34 AM  
Insert penis joke.

/ Hehehe, insert...

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 12:57:06 AM  
Butthead says it's not a bone.

 
paj 2009-11-01 01:01:04 AM  
Bend Over No Excuses?

 
Kublai Khan [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 01:01:27 AM  
Somebody should get on top of that.

 
bingethinker [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 01:02:07 AM  
Hey ladies, I make house calls.

**wink**

 
Fano 2009-11-01 01:08:54 AM  
Their only regret is that they have boneitis.

 
birdistasty 2009-11-01 01:26:33 AM  
I used to agree with this headline.

And then I realized it was my own stupid fault.

Remedied that pretty quick and well at that point.

 
clevershark 2009-11-01 02:16:09 AM  
dahmers love zombie: Sounds like they're getting shafted.

They're left with the short end of the stick, that's for sure.

 
unclejimbo827 [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 02:34:51 AM  
submitter's mom is

 
theurge14 2009-11-01 03:25:11 AM  
Well, then quit screwing around and get on the ball.

 
Robo Beat 2009-11-01 03:33:34 AM  

 
video man 2009-11-01 03:58:29 AM  
I feel blue after reading this story.

 
holiday_inn_in_cambodia 2009-11-01 04:07:14 AM  
Fano: Their only regret is that they have boneitis.

dun dun DUN DUN dun dudun DUN DUN

 
thisispete [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 05:27:27 AM  
Kublai Khan: Somebody should get on top of that.

It may take an act of congress.

 
tortamus 2009-11-01 05:46:23 AM  
Fano: Their only regret is that they have boneitis.

Awesome. Awesome to the max.

/fav episode

 
ZAZ [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 06:29:10 AM  
National Institute of Health and Clinical Excellence

I can not take seriously any advice coming from a body with that name.

 
bobbarker02 2009-11-01 06:41:17 AM  
The evils of socialized medicine presented to us plainly yet again, just in time for American liberals, looking for even more government handouts, to ignore.

 
Unsung_Hero 2009-11-01 07:40:22 AM  
If there is a population of women not getting bone treatments, by all means let us correct the situation.

We should line them up in order of attractiveness, and then proceed to bone them.

 
Alfonso the Great 2009-11-01 09:44:04 AM  
i114.photobucket.com

 
WittyTagHere 2009-11-01 10:39:41 AM  
Ha, ha! "Bone" has a double meaning! It can mean "bone" like in a skeleton or "bone" like in penis!

/Feeling snarky today. A little hung over.

 
tedbundee 2009-11-01 11:17:05 AM  
That's their own damn problem. They never return my calls.

 
Jamdug! 2009-11-01 12:13:27 PM  
images.chron.com

 
dehehn 2009-11-01 03:40:39 PM  
For the price of just a beer a night, you can give these starving women the bone treatment they so desperately need.

 
Unsung_Hero 2009-11-01 04:48:38 PM  
dehehn: For the price of just a beer a night, you can give these starving women the bone treatment they so desperately need.

Those are some pretty easy drunks! What about undersexed women with functional livers? It might take more than a few beers to get them over their inhibitions.

 
GranoblasticMan 2009-11-01 10:23:25 PM  
Unsung_Hero: dehehn: For the price of just a beer a night, you can give these starving women the bone treatment they so desperately need.

Those are some pretty easy drunks! What about undersexed women with functional livers? It might take more than a few beers to get them over their inhibitions.


Not once the Rohypnol kicks in.

 
the bomb dot com 2009-11-01 10:29:01 PM  
Fano: Their only regret is that they have boneitis.

I'd also like to thank you for bringing up that awesome episode.

Also, has fark always had this amount of killjoys? It seems like since the economy went to shiat, more and more people are making "this sucks"-type posts.

Cue "Welcome to Fark" pics.

 
Umyli 2009-11-02 01:19:34 AM  
*siiiigh* That's nothing new in these parts.

 
fredbox 2009-11-02 04:16:29 AM  
Umyli: *siiiigh* That's nothing new in these parts.

how YOU doin'?

You can call me an applied orthopedist.

 
redqueenmeg 2009-11-02 08:06:30 AM  
OMG HAHA, when my husband read this headline over the weekend I was SURE he was reading it off FARK.

 
Mordis [TotalFark] 2009-11-02 08:49:33 AM  
Umyli: *siiiigh* That's nothing new in these parts.

If you are not getting regular treatments, you must live in a convent, or a cave, or boystown.

/my services are on permanent retainer
//with a non-compete clause
///e-mail consults available for a price
////slashies are free

 
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