Sounds like they're getting shafted.

I hear the treatment is a long, hard process.

Perhaps the pen is not being used to help these people. You know, the Prime Minister's pen is not being used.

/or someone

I wish you men could just get your noses in there and satisfy these poor creatures

Chariset: I wish you men could just get your noses in there and satisfy these poor creatures

I tried, but she wouldn't let me

Submitter's mom isn't one of those women. lolamirite!?

//Penis.

Insert penis joke.

/ Hehehe, insert...

Butthead says it's not a bone.

Bend Over No Excuses?

Somebody should get on top of that.

Hey ladies, I make house calls.

**wink**

Their only regret is that they have boneitis.

I used to agree with this headline.

And then I realized it was my own stupid fault.

Remedied that pretty quick and well at that point.

dahmers love zombie: Sounds like they're getting shafted.

They're left with the short end of the stick, that's for sure.

submitter's mom is

Well, then quit screwing around and get on the ball.

She don't eat meat, but she sure likes the bone (new window).

I feel blue after reading this story.

Fano: Their only regret is that they have boneitis.

dun dun DUN DUN dun dudun DUN DUN

Kublai Khan: Somebody should get on top of that.

It may take an act of congress.

Fano: Their only regret is that they have boneitis.

Awesome. Awesome to the max.

/fav episode

National Institute of Health and Clinical Excellence

I can not take seriously any advice coming from a body with that name.

The evils of socialized medicine presented to us plainly yet again, just in time for American liberals, looking for even more government handouts, to ignore.

If there is a population of women not getting bone treatments, by all means let us correct the situation.

We should line them up in order of attractiveness, and then proceed to bone them.

Ha, ha! "Bone" has a double meaning! It can mean "bone" like in a skeleton or "bone" like in penis!

/Feeling snarky today. A little hung over.

That's their own damn problem. They never return my calls.

For the price of just a beer a night, you can give these starving women the bone treatment they so desperately need.

dehehn: For the price of just a beer a night, you can give these starving women the bone treatment they so desperately need.

Those are some pretty easy drunks! What about undersexed women with functional livers? It might take more than a few beers to get them over their inhibitions.

Unsung_Hero: dehehn: For the price of just a beer a night, you can give these starving women the bone treatment they so desperately need.

Those are some pretty easy drunks! What about undersexed women with functional livers? It might take more than a few beers to get them over their inhibitions.

Not once the Rohypnol kicks in.

Fano: Their only regret is that they have boneitis.

I'd also like to thank you for bringing up that awesome episode.

Also, has fark always had this amount of killjoys? It seems like since the economy went to shiat, more and more people are making "this sucks"-type posts.

Cue "Welcome to Fark" pics.

*siiiigh* That's nothing new in these parts.

Umyli: *siiiigh* That's nothing new in these parts.

how YOU doin'?

You can call me an applied orthopedist.

OMG HAHA, when my husband read this headline over the weekend I was SURE he was reading it off FARK.

Umyli: *siiiigh* That's nothing new in these parts.

If you are not getting regular treatments, you must live in a convent, or a cave, or boystown.

/my services are on permanent retainer
//with a non-compete clause
///e-mail consults available for a price
////slashies are free