FARK.com: (PDA version) (4739748) The best looking farmer you'll see, well, ever

Mugato
2009-10-31 09:14:09 PM

Liz Hurley holding a cock.

DarkJohnson
2009-10-31 09:35:46 PM

Oh yeah?

dgc360
2009-10-31 09:47:16 PM

insert naughty pun using the words "plow" and "seed" here.

ITIL Prince
2009-10-31 09:54:59 PM

dgc360: insert naughty pun using the words "plow" and "seed" here.

I'd plow her furrow and sow it with my seed.

/happy?

//damn, I sure would be!

Mentat
2009-10-31 10:12:13 PM

FARK YOU CHICKEN!

Kliffoth
2009-10-31 10:38:17 PM

Mentat: FARK YOU CHICKEN!

FHUK YOU COW!

Lionel Mandrake
2009-10-31 11:06:33 PM

Hmmm, i feel the urge to sow some wild oats

Kyosuke
2009-10-31 11:08:53 PM

I'd inseminate her.

Gulper Eel
2009-10-31 11:12:48 PM

These days, she insists with a radiant smile, she is much more comfortable in wellington boots than a bikini

There is nothing quite like an attractive woman in wellies.

I would muck out her stalls.

Spad31
2009-11-01 12:02:17 AM

Lord, that woman is gorgeous.

ozone
2009-11-01 12:14:14 AM

I'd keep farking that chicken

gilbyguy
2009-11-01 12:39:09 AM

I resent that!!!

/former farmer
//nice alliteration

hubiestubert
2009-11-01 01:08:30 AM

dgc360: insert naughty pun using the words "plow" and "seed" here.

I prefer to use The Good Book...

Lionel Mandrake
2009-11-01 01:33:54 AM

hubiestubert: dgc360: insert naughty pun using the words "plow" and "seed" here.

I prefer to use The Good Book...

*puts down Sutta Pitaka*
*picks up Bible*

...maybe I was too hasty...

Fark It
2009-11-01 03:27:06 AM

hubiestubert: dgc360: insert naughty pun using the words "plow" and "seed" here.

I prefer to use The Good Book...

I remember the first time I saw that scene I turned my head, willing the frame to drop just a little bit lower. Like that scene in Rosemary's Baby, except with boobs.

MaxxLarge
2009-11-01 03:51:05 AM

I believe I'd enjoy having sexual intercourse with that lady.

Archie Goodwin
2009-11-01 04:03:49 AM

These days, she insists with a radiant smile, she is much more comfortable in wellington boots ~~than~~and a bikini

That's better.

MENSTRUATION
2009-11-01 04:42:45 AM

She is absolutely stunning.

eddyatwork
2009-11-01 04:54:42 AM

When you can make a flannel shirt and jeans look good, you are officially hot.

Alphax
2009-11-01 04:57:27 AM

I don't believe she's a farmer, but I'm willing to continue to look at pics of her.

texdent
2009-11-01 05:06:35 AM

I would let her ride my tractor.