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(Daily Mail) Spiffy The best looking farmer you'll see, well, ever   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 74
More: Spiffy, Elizabeth Hurley, Hugh Grant, Prince of Wales, bright lights, American journalists, organic foods, mummy, photo op  
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Mugato [TotalFark] 2009-10-31 09:14:09 PM  
Liz Hurley holding a cock.

 
DarkJohnson [TotalFark] 2009-10-31 09:35:46 PM  
Oh yeah?
www.havelshouseofhistory.com

 
dgc360 [TotalFark] 2009-10-31 09:47:16 PM  
insert naughty pun using the words "plow" and "seed" here.

 
ITIL Prince [TotalFark] 2009-10-31 09:54:59 PM  
dgc360: insert naughty pun using the words "plow" and "seed" here.

I'd plow her furrow and sow it with my seed.

/happy?

//damn, I sure would be!

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2009-10-31 10:12:13 PM  
FARK YOU CHICKEN!

 
Kliffoth [TotalFark] 2009-10-31 10:38:17 PM  
Mentat: FARK YOU CHICKEN!


FHUK YOU COW!

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2009-10-31 11:06:33 PM  
Hmmm, i feel the urge to sow some wild oats

 
Kyosuke [TotalFark] 2009-10-31 11:08:53 PM  
I'd inseminate her.

 
Gulper Eel [TotalFark] 2009-10-31 11:12:48 PM  
These days, she insists with a radiant smile, she is much more comfortable in wellington boots than a bikini

There is nothing quite like an attractive woman in wellies.

I would muck out her stalls.

 
Spad31 [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 12:02:17 AM  
Lord, that woman is gorgeous.

 
ozone [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 12:14:14 AM  
I'd keep farking that chicken

 
gilbyguy [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 12:39:09 AM  
I resent that!!!

/former farmer
//nice alliteration

 
hubiestubert [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 01:08:30 AM  
dgc360: insert naughty pun using the words "plow" and "seed" here.

I prefer to use The Good Book...

lh5.ggpht.com

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 01:33:54 AM  
hubiestubert: dgc360: insert naughty pun using the words "plow" and "seed" here.

I prefer to use The Good Book...


*puts down Sutta Pitaka*
*picks up Bible*

...maybe I was too hasty...

 
Fark It [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 03:27:06 AM  
hubiestubert: dgc360: insert naughty pun using the words "plow" and "seed" here.

I prefer to use The Good Book...


I remember the first time I saw that scene I turned my head, willing the frame to drop just a little bit lower. Like that scene in Rosemary's Baby, except with boobs.

 
MaxxLarge [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 03:51:05 AM  
I believe I'd enjoy having sexual intercourse with that lady.

 
Archie Goodwin [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 04:03:49 AM  
These days, she insists with a radiant smile, she is much more comfortable in wellington boots thanand a bikini

That's better.

 
MENSTRUATION 2009-11-01 04:42:45 AM  
She is absolutely stunning.

 
eddyatwork [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 04:54:42 AM  
When you can make a flannel shirt and jeans look good, you are officially hot.

 
Alphax 2009-11-01 04:57:27 AM  
I don't believe she's a farmer, but I'm willing to continue to look at pics of her.

 
texdent [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 05:06:35 AM  
I would let her ride my tractor.

 
LewDux 2009-11-01 05:14:23 AM  
Mugato: Liz Hurley holding a cock.

Link

 
Noob1ett 2009-11-01 05:36:43 AM  
an Elizabeth Hurley thread WITHOUT ANY PICTURES???? WHY!!!!!

www.celebrific.com
www.thegossipbee.com
www.starkgossip.com
www.alwayshungryny.com

 
LonMead 2009-11-01 05:43:44 AM  
Can I just drop these off here?
img.dailymail.co.uk
img.metro.co.uk

Probably NSFW.

I'll be back for them later.

/Hugh Grant=mind-boggling idiot

 
Fark It [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 05:45:40 AM  
LonMead: Can I just drop these off here?



Probably NSFW.

I'll be back for them later.

/Hugh Grant=mind-boggling idiot, poncy masturbater

 
The_Pink_Pimp 2009-11-01 06:13:29 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com



earthboundkitchen.com

www.strangevehicles.com

 
dominick 2009-11-01 07:11:40 AM  
cock-a-doodle-doo

 
TommyBahama 2009-11-01 07:39:45 AM  
austin powers was 15 years ago?

 
thisispete [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 07:43:07 AM  
I'd roll in the hay with her

 
Balrog1 2009-11-01 07:45:12 AM  
I opened this article fully prepared to dispute the headline, but after opening it I cannot.

 
Cantih 2009-11-01 08:28:04 AM  
TommyBahama: austin powers was 15 years ago?

They're rounding up, it was actually 12, give or take some months.
(Same year as the first Men in Black)

 
sn0wblind 2009-11-01 08:43:42 AM  
playing dress-up is not being a farmer

/though she is still hot

 
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 08:58:52 AM  
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*gasp*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


i.dailymail.co.uk

 
Moonbarker Osbourne the Rainbow Wolf not gay 2009-11-01 09:14:45 AM  
She looks like she's was worked on by a hairstylist and makeup artist for that shoot. I'd rather see what she looks like when working on an average, ordinary day without all that fake glammed up crap

 
jennyz 2009-11-01 09:21:05 AM  
"I'd kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe."

-Elizabeth Hurley

 
SharkTrager 2009-11-01 09:47:03 AM  
I am going to say something. Liz is incredibly hot. Yet, for some reason, Hugh Grant felt the need to find an ugly ass street walker. Now it could just be that he's an idiot, but is it not possible that she really is just that bad in bed? She wouldn't be the first sex symbol who was also asexual in her personal life.

But, yeah, I'd still hit it no matter how bad she was.

 
Straelbora 2009-11-01 10:17:17 AM  
Mugato:

"Liz Hurley holding a cock."

But apparently, she won't suck them- ask Hugh Grant...

 
Standard Deviant 2009-11-01 10:37:38 AM  
Something about that guy she married screams "inherited money".

 
WittyTagHere 2009-11-01 10:41:02 AM  
If I knew she liked cocks, I would have stalked her years ago.

 
Dear_Leader 2009-11-01 10:48:21 AM  
Her pictures allways look plasticy like a wax dummy
and I can see a big muff in the bikini pic :-)

 
amishkarl 2009-11-01 10:49:16 AM  
Owning a farm does not make you a farmer. Owning a farm and actually working on it constitutes a farmer.

/ugly farmer

 
solcofn [TotalFark] 2009-11-01 11:00:21 AM  

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Tsunami Ditka 2009-11-01 11:20:01 AM  
Standard Deviant: Something about that guy she married screams "inherited money".

The fact that he's brown?

 
candriessen 2009-11-01 11:43:49 AM  
For the ladies and the men who think like ladies
www.homotrophy.com

 
Mini Ditka 2009-11-01 11:47:09 AM  
Good God she is hot. What I wouldn't give for 5 minutes with her rape hole.

 
Rhaab 2009-11-01 12:30:10 PM  
Workin' on a sex farm
Tryin' to raise some hard love

-- Spinal Tap

 
John Buck 41 2009-11-01 12:50:54 PM  
Mini Ditka: Good God she is hot. What I wouldn't give for 5 minutes with her rape hole.

You only said 'rape' once.

 
Thudfark 2009-11-01 01:01:01 PM  
Uh....Pink Pimp? Do you have a newsletter or sumptin? Moar infos required....thanx

 
BasqueBastard 2009-11-01 01:08:34 PM  
John Buck 41: Mini Ditka: Good God she is hot. What I wouldn't give for 5 minutes with her rape hole.

You only said 'rape' once.


He doesn't like rape.

 
ParadisePornoTheater 2009-11-01 01:12:18 PM  
I still can't forgive her for the statement about MM, even if she backpedaled. She sure is smokin', though. And she's a great advocate for breast cancer.

If she ever ran for PM, she'd be less annoying than Sarah Palin.

 
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