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A compilation of the worst ways to die, complete with the movies they came from



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BigSnatch
2009-10-31 12:08:08 PM


Link (new window)

For the Liters (new window)

 
oldebayer
2009-10-31 12:17:14 PM


Worst way I ever heard of wasn't in a movie: woman in nursing home stung to death by fire ants.

 
Mugato
2009-10-31 12:34:40 PM


Most of those deaths were visually pretty gross but most of them at least died quickly. I mean Sam Jackson didn't know that shark was coming at him until he was already dead. Now Quint in Jaws, that was a painful shark killing. Off the top of my head I'd go with

Nazis getting their faces melted off in Raiders of the Lost Ark

Any death in Seven

The girl getting her skin ripped off and then eaten by Pinhead in Hellraiser 3

Although he didn't technically die (unless you want to get into a semantic argument with Obi Wan), Darth Vader having 3 limbs chopped off and left to lay in semi molten rock

Braveheart being disemboweled

Carrot Top bombing at his show at UF that I had to sit through

 
Eddie Adams from Torrance
2009-10-31 12:46:26 PM


No snu-snu?

 
brap
2009-10-31 12:46:48 PM


What no:
Yahoo Serious in Young Einstein?
Michael Myers in The Love Guru? OR
Stevie Ray Vaughn in Tallahasee Tubetopper?

THIS LIST IS BULLSHIATE!

 
Tr0mBoNe
2009-10-31 01:25:05 PM


What about the death by transporter in Star Trek The Motion Picture?

 
thalassatx
2009-10-31 01:33:29 PM


I tried to find a clip, but I remember a movie called "The Legacy". A woman dives into a swimming pool, but when she tries to come up for air, the surface has become solid, like glass. She bangs and bangs on it, but can't ever come up for air and she drowns.

Absolutely horrified me as a kid.

 
Mentat
2009-10-31 01:36:17 PM


The RoboCop franchise singlehandedly cornered the market on awesome movie deaths

Kinny gets ownd

Dr. Romano gets ownd

Alex Murphy gets ownd

Robocop II gets ownd. Twice.

Drug factory workers get ownd

 
RocketRod
2009-10-31 01:41:04 PM


No guillotine glass from "The Omen"?

 
Dr.Fey
2009-10-31 01:41:05 PM


Most of those are instantaneous, some even without awareness, which makes them far preferable to much slower deaths:

Crucifixion,

Being fed feet first through a deli slicer,

The saw (see below),

Dying of old age spending every day knowing you slept with Wanda Metcalf in 10th grade, or

Having people laugh at your howls of agony while you slowly roast (new window).

Happy Halloween everyone.

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oldebayer
2009-10-31 01:59:07 PM


Mugato: Carrot Top bombing

Redundancy is redundant.

 
Mugato
2009-10-31 02:10:09 PM


Tr0mBoNe: What about the death by transporter in Star Trek The Motion Picture?

Good one!

"What we got back didn't live long. Fortunately."

/and that movie was G rated

 
canadian_golf_guy
2009-10-31 02:21:53 PM


What? Nothing from any of the Saw movies? Most of those are pretty damn horrific.

 
peachy92
2009-10-31 02:33:37 PM


What about death by cellphone?

 
jaylectricity
2009-10-31 02:41:19 PM


Gore-obsessed video intern Brad Clark scoured countless horror movies to find the most creatively campy, disgustingly delirious, and just plain shiatty ways to die and condensed it to under a minute.

Except it was a minute and eight seconds.

 
gopher321
2009-10-31 03:17:09 PM


Death by Samuel Jackson!

 
BillCo
2009-10-31 03:23:41 PM


Just in time for Halloween: Obamacare Death Panel

 
Gormenghast
2009-10-31 04:49:19 PM


Worst ways to die (for the people who have to clean that shiat up).

 
Necrosis
2009-10-31 05:18:46 PM


BigSnatch: Link (new window)

For the Liters (new window)


Hey, don't ruin a scary movie thread with that stuff... I've got a pretty strong stomach, but reading about those murders is a good way to ruin your day... Glad they caught those bastards and I wish hell were real.

 
hitmanric
2009-10-31 05:52:19 PM


Seems that most of these movie deaths are based on real life deaths.

That being said, being buried alive by hot asphalt (happened about 100 kms away from here) would be the worst real life death I can remember.

 
ModernLuddite
2009-10-31 06:36:08 PM


No "Passion of the Christ"?

That was the most horrifying movie I've ever seen.

//What the hell is wrong with Mel Gibson?
///Seriously.

 
bigfatdave
2009-10-31 07:07:52 PM


Eddie Adams from Torrance: No snu-snu?
i34.tinypic.com
Snu Snu not so bad.

ModernLuddite: No "Passion of the Christ"?

Doesn't count, because the movie was fiction

 
bigfatdave
2009-10-31 07:08:35 PM


Also:
No chest-burster from Alien? ... FAIL

 
bburgis
2009-10-31 08:10:05 PM


Wood Chipper left on for no apprent reason at the docks that bad guy gets thrown into in the movie "Downtown".

 
I Like Bread
2009-10-31 08:23:05 PM


I'd say any time someone dies naked and NOT having sex is the worst.

 
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