The evidence was streaky at best

WTF Indeed: The evidence was streaky at best

FTW!

If you can't see it, won't look at it in a mirror, or have your wife check it, you don't deserve a penis. Also, you fail at life.

I hope to never have to use the words "penis" and "sandpaper" in the same sentence.

Someone please cue Larry David

/no fly zone

Penis pain? I bet the evidence wouldn't stand up in court.

Justice always comes swift and hard.

The lawyers were jockeying for support from the judge....

Its kind of ironic that the plaintiffs name is Freed and hes suing because the Hanes freed his junk.

Mad Scientist: I hope to never have to use the words "penis" and "sandpaper" in the same sentence.

Just wait til they get their Hanes on you!!

Laugh it up you sick Farkers. I hope you one day experience the exquisite hell of sandpaper grinding the soft membrane of your penis into a mottled, kaleidoscopic amalgam of blood, flesh, and pus. To think that after the pain of the cancer child thread that we haven't grown-up in the least is incredibly disturbing to me. I will now leave Fark and never purchase or accept Total Fark again. Most of you should seek counseling. The rest of you need to grow up, or maybe take a walk through a metropark or a Barnes & Noble and see if, in a rare moment of quiet, you might hear your soul gently weeping in the cage of snark in which you have imprisoned it.

dontpointthatthingatme: Laugh it up you sick Farkers. I hope you one day experience the exquisite hell of sandpaper grinding the soft membrane of your penis into a mottled, kaleidoscopic amalgam of blood, flesh, and pus. To think that after the pain of the cancer child thread that we haven't grown-up in the least is incredibly disturbing to me. I will now leave Fark and never purchase or accept Total Fark again. Most of you should seek counseling. The rest of you need to grow up, or maybe take a walk through a metropark or a Barnes & Noble and see if, in a rare moment of quiet, you might hear your soul gently weeping in the cage of snark in which you have imprisoned it.

Somebody's knickers are in a twist.

This decision is seminal.

dontpointthatthingatme: Laugh it up you sick Farkers. I hope you one day experience the exquisite hell of sandpaper grinding the soft membrane of your penis into a mottled, kaleidoscopic amalgam of blood, flesh, and pus. To think that after the pain of the cancer child thread that we haven't grown-up in the least is incredibly disturbing to me. I will now leave Fark and never purchase or accept Total Fark again. Most of you should seek counseling. The rest of you need to grow up, or maybe take a walk through a metropark or a Barnes & Noble and see if, in a rare moment of quiet, you might hear your soul gently weeping in the cage of snark in which you have imprisoned it.

Your screen handle makes your post even more disturbing.

/ Stop pointing it at me!!
// *runs away screaming*

HiFiGuy 2009-10-31 12:34:40 PM
dontpointthatthingatme: Laugh it up you sick Farkers. I hope you one day experience the exquisite hell of sandpaper grinding the soft membrane of your penis into a mottled, kaleidoscopic amalgam of blood, flesh, and pus. To think that after the pain of the cancer child thread that we haven't grown-up in the least is incredibly disturbing to me. I will now leave Fark and never purchase or accept Total Fark again. Most of you should seek counseling. The rest of you need to grow up, or maybe take a walk through a metropark or a Barnes & Noble and see if, in a rare moment of quiet, you might hear your soul gently weeping in the cage of snark in which you have imprisoned it.

Somebody's knickers Hanes are in a twist.

i think it's both funny and sad that the fat man who can't see his penis won the trip for selling $20k worth of diet products (^pdf)

/the notes are hilarious, especially 3 and 4

If he'd been using his head he'd have gotten to the root of his problem sooner....even though he ended up getting shafted in court.

Nobody says Hanes until I say you say Hanes.

Or something like that...

TTIUWP. The video in question presented below. Although I do not find the man's case compelling, I do think Fruit of the Loom should reimburse him for his vacation just for the lulz and to use his video in advertising.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2057719/genital_infection_caused_by_hanes_briefs/

this guy is a complete idiot. first he had no lawyer. big no no. then his testimony makes him look like either a puritan/prude or a complete idiot.


/yeah i said idiot twice.

thanks for the PDF Megain and the heads up about the notes.

I think this may be him:

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.channel&vanity=naturalmiricle (new window)

dontpointthatthingatme: Laugh it up you sick Farkers. I hope you one day experience the exquisite hell of sandpaper grinding the soft membrane of your penis into a mottled, kaleidoscopic amalgam of blood, flesh, and pus.

Kinky! But that's the way, that's they way I like it!

/Personally I would have went to a store (they do have them in Hawaii) and bought some that fit!
//But i am strange like that.

Dick_Hertz: HiFiGuy 2009-10-31 12:34:40 PM
dontpointthatthingatme: Laugh it up you sick Farkers. I hope you one day experience the exquisite hell of sandpaper grinding the soft membrane of your penis into a mottled, kaleidoscopic amalgam of blood, flesh, and pus. To think that after the pain of the cancer child thread that we haven't grown-up in the least is incredibly disturbing to me. I will now leave Fark and never purchase or accept Total Fark again. Most of you should seek counseling. The rest of you need to grow up, or maybe take a walk through a metropark or a Barnes & Noble and see if, in a rare moment of quiet, you might hear your soul gently weeping in the cage of snark in which you have imprisoned it.

Somebody's knickers Hanes are in a twist.

For this thread, I defer to you, Dick_Hertz.

It's underwear. If they hurt, throw them out, buy another brand.

Curious: thanks for the PDF Megain and the heads up about the notes.

you're welcome

-10 for forgetting the FLA tag!

Turbo Cojones: -10 for forgetting the FLA tag!

I knew I was forgetting something! D'oh.

/subby
//that's like chubby
///am I talking about the guy or his, erm, unit?

This was in the local paper with an added bonus. It seem that the Moran puts his underwear INSIDE his pants and somehow pull them both up at the same time. Not a pretty pic I bet.

Unfortunately I could hit this guys house if I pointed my 50 BMG in the right direction.

He talks about his "three 'tards" in the video. This just verifies that fruit does not fall far from the tree if you know what I mean.

Is it so tough to wash your junk after sitting on a beach?
The only good sense shown in this whole story is the judge putting the skids to it. Heh heh... skids

dontpointthatthingatme: Laugh it up you sick Farkers. I hope you one day experience the exquisite hell of sandpaper grinding the soft membrane of your penis into a mottled, kaleidoscopic amalgam of blood, flesh, and pus. To think that after the pain of the cancer child thread that we haven't grown-up in the least is incredibly disturbing to me. I will now leave Fark and never purchase or accept Total Fark again. Most of you should seek counseling. The rest of you need to grow up, or maybe take a walk through a metropark or a Barnes & Noble and see if, in a rare moment of quiet, you might hear your soul gently weeping in the cage of snark in which you have imprisoned it.

You're not trolling very well. Anybody knows there is no good reason anyone would let their junk get rubbed raw in their pants unless they were just stupid. This guy is just stupid. He has no genuine medical condition, he's just fat and stupid. We're allowed to make all of the fun of that we like. And you know that.

0/10.

Relatively speaking, the quality of Hanes is kinda shoddy. Very thin fabrics that degrade very quickly. Of course, wearing the same pair of underpants every day probably doesn't help.

Hanes Mill Road is 100 feet from me. So I'm getting a kick.

/oh yeah...penis

Sand paper belts on the penis is insane in the membrane

ummm, I'm a woman, but If my new underwear was chafing me painfully, I;d stop wearing it. I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure you can legally not wear underwear for a brief(heh heh) period of time as long as everything is covered by your other clothes.

Or just buy new underwear, they're sold lots of places.

Frankly, the only underwear I've ever had problems with is underwear that was bought smaller than it should have been.

octopied: Frankly, the only underwear I've ever had problems with is underwear that was bought smaller than it should have been.

oh, suuuuuure. blame the underwear ;-)

From the article:

If I'm on vacation and my wang hurts, it is going to ruin my wife's vacation too. That is a promise I made to myself and my wife in front of God.

Bwahahahahaha! Best laugh I've had in ages.