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(NYPost) Followup Bernie Madoff to the SEC: "How could you have been so damn stupid?"   (nypost.com) divider line 37
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Not All That Much 2009-10-31 09:11:26 AM  
Yeah, how stupid of the SEC to not catch on to his massive fraud operation sooner. THEY should be held responsible!

/Hope he likes salad tossed with a broom handle

 
tombotia [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-10-31 09:11:54 AM  
Bernie might feel all high and mighty [from his prison cell] but I'd stop rubbing salt in the wound unless he doesn't like the rest of his family.... irate investors might not be able to get to him, but his family is out in the open...

The thing is he took advantage of peoples gullible/greedy/trusting nature.

Personally, I think a lot of them got what they deserved, but that said I don't want to live in a world where nobody is trusting/accepting of others, paranoid all the time, etc..

In short, don't flatter yourself Bernie, the world has gotten over your little stunt.

 
ihatedumbpeople 2009-10-31 09:23:56 AM  
what a douche.

I hope your family gets nailed and end up living in cardboard boxes. Maybe then you'll stop being so damn smug.

 
Driedsponge 2009-10-31 09:31:54 AM  
To be fair, if what the article says is even partially correct, Madoff was being helped by people in the SEC. Some were just too incompetent to check the math, and some may have actively had a hand in letting things slide.

Madoff is the devil and should rot in jail for the rest of his known life, but the folks in charge of the SEC at the time should not be going without so much as a slap on the wrist. No consequences for such blatant incompetence will not fix anything for the future.

 
tombotia [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-10-31 09:40:47 AM  
Driedsponge: To be fair, if what the article says is even partially correct, Madoff was being helped by people in the SEC. Some were just too incompetent to check the math, and some may have actively had a hand in letting things slide.

Madoff is the devil and should rot in jail for the rest of his known life, but the folks in charge of the SEC at the time should not be going without so much as a slap on the wrist. No consequences for such blatant incompetence will not fix anything for the future.


Oh yeah, but he doesn't have to be so smug about it. He hurt a lot of people, that isn't something to be proud of, even if he did "get away with it" for so long.

And people wonder why I think of investors/stock traders as criminals... :-)

/yeah yeah they're not all bad
//but most probably are

 
Crosshair [TotalFark] 2009-10-31 09:43:12 AM  
Not All That Much: Yeah, how stupid of the SEC to not catch on to his massive fraud operation sooner. THEY should be held responsible!

Um, catching stuff like what Bernie Madoff was doing is their freaking JOB. Of course they should be held responsible for their utter failure at doing what they are supposed to do.

 
Arkanaut 2009-10-31 09:51:35 AM  
Crosshair: Not All That Much: Yeah, how stupid of the SEC to not catch on to his massive fraud operation sooner. THEY should be held responsible!

Um, catching stuff like what Bernie Madoff was doing is their freaking JOB. Of course they should be held responsible for their utter failure at doing what they are supposed to do.


Especially since they've been tipped off about Madoff about five times before his kids ratted him out, and yet they never verified a single trade that his firm allegedly made. That would have caught Madoff for sure, since the Ponzi scheme never actually made a trade.

 
tenpoundsofcheese 2009-10-31 09:57:11 AM  
Crosshair: Not All That Much: Yeah, how stupid of the SEC to not catch on to his massive fraud operation sooner. THEY should be held responsible!

Um, catching stuff like what Bernie Madoff was doing is their freaking JOB. Of course they should be held responsible for their utter failure at doing what they are supposed to do.


if they aren't held responsible and things don't change, it will just happen again and everyone will be surprised. I am always amazed at how the government rarely takes responsibility for their mistakes.

 
UnoriginalAndrew 2009-10-31 09:58:36 AM  
Arkanaut: Crosshair: Not All That Much: Yeah, how stupid of the SEC to not catch on to his massive fraud operation sooner. THEY should be held responsible!

Um, catching stuff like what Bernie Madoff was doing is their freaking JOB. Of course they should be held responsible for their utter failure at doing what they are supposed to do.

Especially since they've been tipped off about Madoff about five times before his kids ratted him out, and yet they never verified a single trade that his firm allegedly made. That would have caught Madoff for sure, since the Ponzi scheme never actually made a trade.


Yep. Hate to say it -- but Bernie's right. He should've been caught a LOT sooner.

 
Drakuun 2009-10-31 10:02:10 AM  
Driedsponge: To be fair, if what the article says is even partially correct, Madoff was being helped by people in the SEC. Some were just too incompetent to check the math, and some may have actively had a hand in letting things slide.

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ZAZ [TotalFark] 2009-10-31 10:13:05 AM  
He wishes he had been caught earlier when there wasn't such a rush to lynch white collar criminals. When the fraud was smaller; the only way to avoid getting caught was to keep growing the scam. Pre-Enron or right after the Supreme Court made the sentencing guidelines advisory would have been a much better time to get caught. He might have left prison alive.

 
Super_pope 2009-10-31 10:15:36 AM  
Just put him to death, the man is completely unapologetic about ruining the lives of thousands of people. Jailing him isn't even a porportionate response.

For us to be even, even steven? We'd have to execute him about 10 times.

/someone get the paddles

 
mutterfark 2009-10-31 10:20:10 AM  
Super_pope: Just put him to death, the man is completely unapologetic about ruining the lives of thousands of people. Jailing him isn't even a porportionate response.

For us to be even, even steven? We'd have to execute him about 10 times.

/someone get the paddles




Isn't that one version of hell in the Islamic tradition? That you are continually regenerated and tortured to death until you "get it"?

 
tomWright 2009-10-31 11:00:25 AM  
"Oh baby, you are so talented! And they are so dumb!"

www.imfdb.org

 
Tweeker 2009-10-31 11:02:42 AM  
Arkanaut: Crosshair: Not All That Much: Yeah, how stupid of the SEC to not catch on to his massive fraud operation sooner. THEY should be held responsible!

Um, catching stuff like what Bernie Madoff was doing is their freaking JOB. Of course they should be held responsible for their utter failure at doing what they are supposed to do.

Especially since they've been tipped off about Madoff about five times before his kids ratted him out, and yet they never verified a single trade that his firm allegedly made. That would have caught Madoff for sure, since the Ponzi scheme never actually made a trade.


Werent they first tipped in 2001 or so?

 
Clarence Potter 2009-10-31 11:05:32 AM  
UnoriginalAndrew: Yep. Hate to say it -- but Bernie's right. He should've been caught a LOT sooner.

Indeed... From that Frontline piece, it seems to me this should have been wrapped up in 1992 or so.

 
Crosshair [TotalFark] 2009-10-31 11:06:45 AM  
tenpoundsofcheese: I am always amazed at how the government rarely takes responsibility for their mistakes.

Because if they did people would question why these departments even exist. If the SEC can't even catch Bernie Madoff, why bother having them in the first place?

The SEC was created to function as a lifeguard for the system. As more time passes it is becoming clear that the SEC is a lifeguard who can't swim and just yells at the kids who are running slightly too fast or who don't have their diving board and/or water wings paperwork filled out in the proper color of ink. What's the point of having them if they can't do their job.

Say what you want about private companies, but they fire their incompetents far more often than the government does.

 
Clarence Potter 2009-10-31 11:10:35 AM  
Tweeker: Werent they first tipped in 2001 or so?

By that Markopolos fellow, yes. However, rumblings had made their way to the SEC before that, and in 1992 a Madoff feeder fund was shut down, but the SEC investigation stopped at Madoff's door so great was his reputation on Wall Street.

 
jjorsett 2009-10-31 12:42:15 PM  
Not All That Much: Yeah, how stupid of the SEC to not catch on to his massive fraud operation sooner. THEY should be held responsible!

Not doing the job they're being paid for? Yeah they're responsible for at least that much of this debacle. There'd have been a lot fewer victims if he had been collared earlier.

 
greentea1985 [TotalFark] 2009-10-31 12:44:32 PM  
How does this sound as a reason for Madoff getting away with his scheme for so long. The SEC had its funding and powers gutted by the last three presidents. They didn't have the money to guard the market carefully. Since Bernie had run NASDAQ, he was considered a clean player. No one wasted time looking at him since he was assumed to know enough about the market to make a lot of money playing by the rules. Since there wasn't much the SEC could do and any investigations of Madoff would be expensive, all whistleblowers were ignored. The SEC needs an overhaul. It needs its powers and funding restored.

 
GoodasGold 2009-10-31 01:16:15 PM  
Does his prison have a pool? Stay out of the deep end Bernie.

 
famousp 2009-10-31 01:49:44 PM  
It's those cheating referees that are destroying confidence in the SEC. Every year people claim that the SEC is the strongest conference, but I can't tell if it's just hype or not.

 
BalugaJoe 2009-10-31 03:32:38 PM  
Bush knew what was going on but he did nothing.

 
RockIsDead 2009-10-31 03:46:21 PM  
Star-struck assholes.

Will be the downfall of the species.

 
RockIsDead 2009-10-31 03:48:48 PM  
GoodasGold: Does his prison have a pool? Stay out of the deep end Bernie.

He's a conman. He'll get by. I hear he's already doled out 200,000% of his upcoming prison show to cell-block investors.

 
pelzo63 [TotalFark] 2009-10-31 04:31:52 PM  
Well, the SEC does have the lowest graduation rate of all the BCS conferences, so i'm not sure why anyone is surprised by this.

 
Cinaed 2009-10-31 04:52:24 PM  
Well...

He's screwed. He know's he's screwed.
Might as well point at the people who were supposed to stop him and make them out to be dullards.
What could they do, add time to his sentence for calling the watchdogs a bunch of tools?

 
Harry_Seldon 2009-10-31 07:35:04 PM  
Crosshair: Say what you want about private companies, but they fire their incompetents far more often than the government does.

Those private companies have been clamoring to gut the regulatory framework since the Reagan years. "Oh, those onerous government regulations of the financial industry. Oh woe is us, how can we make money with such onerous oversight. It will impact our ability to create tax revenue...wink wink..and line the pocket of former and incoming administration officials."

 
Good Behavior Day 2009-10-31 08:34:40 PM  
UnoriginalAndrew: Arkanaut: Crosshair: Not All That Much: Yeah, how stupid of the SEC to not catch on to his massive fraud operation sooner. THEY should be held responsible!

Um, catching stuff like what Bernie Madoff was doing is their freaking JOB. Of course they should be held responsible for their utter failure at doing what they are supposed to do.

Especially since they've been tipped off about Madoff about five times before his kids ratted him out, and yet they never verified a single trade that his firm allegedly made. That would have caught Madoff for sure, since the Ponzi scheme never actually made a trade.

Yep. Hate to say it -- but Bernie's right. He should've been caught a LOT sooner.


I have to give you a THIS.

/Meanwhile, the Tom Petters case just started.

 
InferiousX [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-10-31 09:21:10 PM  
mutterfark: Super_pope: Just put him to death, the man is completely unapologetic about ruining the lives of thousands of people. Jailing him isn't even a porportionate response.

For us to be even, even steven? We'd have to execute him about 10 times.

/someone get the paddles



Isn't that one version of hell in the Islamic tradition? That you are continually regenerated and tortured to death until you "get it"?


I just thought of a wicked punishment along these lines.

You take the person and tell them they are going to be executed lets say November 14th.

That day comes and you stage a lethal injection. You inject him/her and they "die." But what you've actually done is apply a powerful sedative that knocks the person out for hours on end.

When they wake up, they are in a body bag in the morgue. Everyone plays it off like it was an accident and a failed execution. You repeat this 3-5 times until the person is clamoring to die. Then on the last cycle, you pretend that the person has been dreaming this whole thing and that it's their execution date again (Nov 14th) and that they must be losing their mind to think they've been executed multiple times.

I'd imagine that mindfark would really put the screws to just about anyone.

 
PAPASandBEER 2009-11-01 01:14:45 AM  
This man should be paid to work for the gov't, not locked up...he should get to keep some of his ill gotten gains in exchange for showing the idiots in the sec how to make sure nothing like this ever happens again...he's some kind of genius...

 
erik-k [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-01 04:16:06 AM  
PAPASandBEER: This man should be paid to work for the gov't, not locked up...he should get to keep some of his ill gotten gains in exchange for showing the idiots in the sec how to make sure nothing like this ever happens again...he's some kind of genius...

The SEC had been told about Madoff's illegal schemes by his own children and by other independent investors who saw through them. The SEC knew exactly what was going on, they chose to ignore it because they were criminally colluding with the investors.

The groups tasked with "regulating" Wall Street are instead involved in an incestuous relationship with it. Does anyone seriously expect a Fed and SEC crewed by Wall Street investors to work for We The People?

 
RockIsDead 2009-11-01 02:43:54 PM  
This Halloween I dressed up as Bernie Madoff's penis.

It was just a little costume.

 
DJanomaly 2009-11-01 03:38:51 PM  
Clarence Potter: , but the SEC investigation stopped at Madoff's door so great was his reputation on Wall Street.

That is a terrible sentence! My brain literally hurts from trying to read it over and over again.

 
wilde_at_heart 2009-11-01 06:12:23 PM  
tombotia: greedy

It's pretty hard to con honest people. Honest people wouldn't 'expect' the kind of returns Madoff was regularly generating for a start, and a lot of his 'victims' were funds-of-funds that basically didn't do any due diligence and instead funnelled their clients' money into Madoff. THOSE clients may have well been actual victims, but only indirectly victims of Madoff - they were victims in reality of whatever fund they were invested in.

And then there's JPMorgan, who showed wonderful timing in their withdrawing from his fund...

 
Clarence Potter 2009-11-01 07:40:46 PM  
DJanomaly: Clarence Potter: , but the SEC investigation stopped at Madoff's door so great was his reputation on Wall Street.

That is a terrible sentence! My brain literally hurts from trying to read it over and over again.


Thank you for sharing.

 
nosajghoul 2009-11-02 05:19:37 AM  
I think the problem is that people think money performs work.

There is something fishy about the concept of money sitting there, growing in some way all on its own.

Throw in the idea of money as a unit of energy, and because (nearly) all energy originates from the sun, and knowing the amount of money in circulation, you can determine the energy value of a dollar.

4AM, so this will probably read retarded. basically Im saying of course things are all farked up, they ignore basic physics. its a house of cards.

/enjoying the collapse
//WTB [Prison Tears of the Billionaire]

 
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