Jew?

My high school biology teacher had a pet gator. He brought it to class one day. It didn't escape. Florida > your boring hell hole.

I first guessed it would be "sloth" or "turtle", but I suppose gators are fitting here, too.

gopher321: Use this:

She's hot. Me tarzan. Me want shoeless dirty Florida Cracker girl with rope belt.

Nice one, Subby. For a second I thought, "Well, that's stupid. It could be a thousand different animals." Halfway through reading the headline my brain kicked in, connected the Florida tag, and I realized, "Oh. Aligator."

Damn. I was hoping it was a cooter.

A meth head escaped?

Exit, stage left!

OK, it's not a gator, first thing I thought of though.

Manatee?

Burmese Python?

Beertender: Manatee?

Curses. Just a few minutes too late.

My first guess was "alligator", then I thought, "Who'd be dumb enough to bring an alligator to show and tell?" then I realized it was Florida and answered "Alligator".

Sometimes I hate being right.

how the hell did elian get back into florida?

global wombats: OK, it's not a gator, first thing I thought of though.

Ok, step away from the bong. Put it down and nobody gets hurt.

First thing that popped into my head was "must be a gator." Thank you Florida.

I guessed gator, wasn't disappointed.

//coming to you from Manatee county, Florida...
///all the Florida stuff is true, keeps life interesting

Scabies mite?

He was delicious.

Cuban refugee?

Nailed it.

Yes, similar thing happened to me when I was a kid.

Court-appointed guardians would tape my mouth shut at a child restraint demonstrations.

Great Janitor: My first guess was "alligator", then I thought, "Who'd be dumb enough to bring an alligator to show and tell?" then I realized it was Florida and answered "Alligator".

Sometimes I hate being right.

Derp derp. Florida= dumb. HAHHAHA isn't that funny? Oh shiat guys aren't I cool because I said Florida is dumb? HAHHAHA. fark you and your face.

*you're

ok i'm dumb.

GoSurfing

Yeah the Florida=dumb thing is old, but we really need less people in this state anyway. Think positively!

And what are you doing up this early - it isn't that crowded around here that you have to surf in the dark is it?

Evil Ed Camaro: GoSurfing

Yeah the Florida=dumb thing is old, but we really need less people in this state anyway. Think positively!

And what are you doing up this early - it isn't that crowded around here that you have to surf in the dark is it?

I'm a terrible insomniac. It plagues my life. The only solution is FARK, and to continue writing my book. That, or I go on midnight drives...no one on the roads and you get to dodge the drunks and cops (quite fun)

GoSurfing: ok i'm dumb.

The more you struggle the worse you make it for yourself.

If it's any comfort, remember that there are clearly worse places in the US than Florida--West Virginia, New Jersey, Massachusetts--but none of them have the big name regognition of Florida. In a way you should be glad that your state merits a tag of its own.

It must have been like Godzilla stomping through Tokyo...

ShannonKW: West Virginia, New Jersey, Massachusetts

I just wish you jerkoffs would stay the fark out of my state. You like to talk shiat about it yet you bring your assbabies here for Disney or you let your demented parents rot here and clog up our roads.

There aren't places better than Florida as far as I'm concerned. If I was going to hate though, I'd try Alabama or Mississippi. I could understand hating on those states, because of the prevalent racism. West Virginia has beautiful countryside, New Jersey does too if you know where to look, and Massachusetts has Cape Cod.

And no, I'm not glad about the tag. It makes me violent. I was born here, I love the place, and I continually watch it get shiat upon. I'd like to take a big heaping shiat upon where you people live (both metaphorically and literally).

I LOVE Florida. Guys with swords running around on the freeway, huge escaped pythons, drunken runaway riding mowers, etc. It's the Fun Zone.

GoSurfing ...demented parents rot here and clog up our roads...

There is a substantial influx of awful and inconsiderate drivers this time of year.

As soon as the humidity and the danger of hurricanes eases, the army of bluehairs weaving around in Buicks with handicap plates arrives. It would be hilarious if it wasn't so dangerous - folks seconds from senility are allowed to squintingly pilot land barges between the curbs as they fade in and out.

/Brevard County at least

Head lice?

Evil Ed Camaro: /Brevard County at least

Countdown County is the place to be.

GoSurfing: ShannonKW: West Virginia, New Jersey, Massachusetts

I just wish you jerkoffs would stay the fark out of my state. You like to talk shiat about it yet you bring your assbabies here for Disney or you let your demented parents rot here and clog up our roads.

There aren't places better than Florida as far as I'm concerned. If I was going to hate though, I'd try Alabama or Mississippi. I could understand hating on those states, because of the prevalent racism. West Virginia has beautiful countryside, New Jersey does too if you know where to look, and Massachusetts has Cape Cod.

And no, I'm not glad about the tag. It makes me violent. I was born here, I love the place, and I continually watch it get shiat upon. I'd like to take a big heaping shiat upon where you people live (both metaphorically and literally).

Yes, all the states I named have their natural beauty, and of course so does Florida. States get ridiculed because of their people, not their looks. Nevada looks like the moon, but it's cool because the deeds of its residents are held in such high repute.

ATM, I'm living in Arabia which you can come crap on for all anyone cares, but you won't be the first.

Crocodile?

ShannonKW: GoSurfing: ShannonKW: West Virginia, New Jersey, Massachusetts

I just wish you jerkoffs would stay the fark out of my state. You like to talk shiat about it yet you bring your assbabies here for Disney or you let your demented parents rot here and clog up our roads.

There aren't places better than Florida as far as I'm concerned. If I was going to hate though, I'd try Alabama or Mississippi. I could understand hating on those states, because of the prevalent racism. West Virginia has beautiful countryside, New Jersey does too if you know where to look, and Massachusetts has Cape Cod.

And no, I'm not glad about the tag. It makes me violent. I was born here, I love the place, and I continually watch it get shiat upon. I'd like to take a big heaping shiat upon where you people live (both metaphorically and literally).

Yes, all the states I named have their natural beauty, and of course so does Florida. States get ridiculed because of their people, not their looks. Nevada looks like the moon, but it's cool because the deeds of its residents are held in such high repute.

ATM, I'm living in Arabia which you can come crap on for all anyone cares, but you won't be the first.

What a week. Earlier I got my first green, now I get to use this image for my first time.

burmese python?

tim tebow got loose?

ChernobylOne: Nice one, Subby. For a second I thought, "Well, that's stupid. It could be a thousand different animals." Halfway through reading the headline my brain kicked in, connected the Florida tag, and I realized, "Oh. Aligator."

is that anything like aliter?

GoSurfing: ShannonKW: West Virginia, New Jersey, Massachusetts

I just wish you jerkoffs would stay the fark out of my state. You like to talk shiat about it yet you bring your assbabies here for Disney or you let your demented parents rot here and clog up our roads.

There aren't places better than Florida as far as I'm concerned. If I was going to hate though, I'd try Alabama or Mississippi. I could understand hating on those states, because of the prevalent racism. West Virginia has beautiful countryside, New Jersey does too if you know where to look, and Massachusetts has Cape Cod.

And no, I'm not glad about the tag. It makes me violent. I was born here, I love the place, and I continually watch it get shiat upon. I'd like to take a big heaping shiat upon where you people live (both metaphorically and literally).


/hot

I hope all the hate and discontent for Florida keeps you Yankuhees up north in the freezing snow and ice.

I'm enjoying 85 and sunny right now, myself.

sn68f

Is that a picture of you?