Deep in the heart of the Brazilian jungle comes the call of the ancient Fukarwe tribe!...

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"Psst! Where the Fuk are we?"

I loled

An Indian tribe? In Brazil? Huh, long way from home.

brainiac-dumdum: I loled

I did also

I'll bet the pilot was waxed.

A Brazilian tribes? Wow, that's a lot of people.

*Some joke about Brazilian sounding like a large number*

Really? I figured the survivors would be dead.

You know, this is a pretty racist headline. What would it be if it played to other ethnic stereotypes?

"Blacks lounging on porch notice watermelons fall from plane"
"Crash survivors stumble into Bar Mitzvah, quickly cheated out of pocket change"
"White rescuers take plane crash survivors to Pottery Barn with a quick detour to Costco to buy a dozen cases of bottled water, we don't really need them but they're on sale"

Failing_Junk: Really? I figured the survivors would be dead.

Yes, but where did they bury the survivors?

On our honeymoon (a cruise round the Caribbean) a very nice American lady asked "what do you call people from India?"

Well, they are called Indians. And what do the English call "native Americans?"

"Red Indians."

Yeah, sure, go ahead and call everybody racist bastages. Descriptive language doesn't presuppose racism.

As far as I'm concerned, when prince Philip looked at a bodged-up wiring job and said it looked like "an Indian did it" that wasn't racism either. Ah, political correctness.How much wisdom will it steal from the human race?

Will you take my word as a Spaniard?

No good. I've known too many Spaniards.

/unavailable for comment

No hero tag? The Indians probably saved their lives.

No Such Agency Quote 2009-10-31 04:54:37 AM
You know, this is a pretty racist headline. What would it be if it played to other ethnic stereotypes?

"Blacks lounging on porch notice watermelons fall from plane"
"Crash survivors stumble into Bar Mitzvah, quickly cheated out of pocket change"
"White rescuers take plane crash survivors to Pottery Barn with a quick detour to Costco to buy a dozen cases of bottled water, we don't really need them but they're on sale"

"White crash survivors who stumbled unto group of East Asians who play jazz music are baffled."

when people say Brazilian in any sentence the first thought that comes to mind..


very delicious painful

roguealicious: very delicious painful

Depends on whether you're giving or receiving.

platedlizard: No hero tag? The Indians probably saved their lives.


They plan to domesticate them and breed them for the tourist trade.

No Such Agency: You know, this is a pretty racist headline. What would it be if it played to other ethnic stereotypes?

"Blacks lounging on porch notice watermelons fall from plane"
"Crash survivors stumble into Bar Mitzvah, quickly cheated out of pocket change"
"White rescuers take plane crash survivors to Pottery Barn with a quick detour to Costco to buy a dozen cases of bottled water, we don't really need them but they're on sale"

You're right. It is a racist headline, but yours were funnier. Let's try another, shall we?

"Plane crashes in Poland. Natives find survivors, but can't call authorities because they didn't know the number for 911."

hobbiteer: brainiac-dumdum: I loled

I did also

me three

Aww Subby, you got me all excited to click on the story and read about how the survivors had, in fact, been eaten.

Love that painting...

OM NOM NOM NOM?

roguealicious: when people say Brazilian in any sentence the first thought that comes to mind..


very delicious painful


When people say 'remote Brazilian' in any sentence the first thought that comes to mind...is that he might either be autistic or just being moody.

How many in a brazillion?

An Indian tribe in Brazil

In other news, the BBC has not yet discovered political correctness. Native Brazilians, please.

I thought Brazilians shaved their jungles.

GungFu: roguealicious: when people say Brazilian in any sentence the first thought that comes to mind..


very delicious painful


When people say 'remote Brazilian' in any sentence the first thought that comes to mind...is that he might either be autistic or just being moody.

Any hot girls with Brazillians have been incredible remote to me. God, I hate getting old. I don't know what's worse, when the hot young ones call you a "sweetie" or when they cry on your shoulder and feel free to talk about their problems with their boyfriends. Christ, I gotta dye my beard, I'm barely pushing 50 and I look like Saint Nick. Thanks for the genes, Dad.

I'm having a ball.

cynicalbastard:
Any hot girls with Brazillians have been incredible remote to me. God, I hate getting old. I don't know what's worse, when the hot young ones call you a "sweetie" or when they cry on your shoulder and feel free to talk about their problems with their boyfriends.

You're the one who listens to 'em. Tell them to "suck it up and shove off, you whiny young punk" and I guarantee they won't press their warm, supple, emotional-vampire boobies into your shoulder any more. /srs

What a Brazilian jungle plane-crash survivor might look like:



/hot like a Loc-Nar

Great, now the Brazilian natives have found out that the giant metal birds have tasty innards.

http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=2879322

/classic

If I was found by some tribal indians I'd be wantng to smoke some sacred herbs wth the chief before I went out to civilization.

I'm reading this book called "Fordlandia" right now, about how Ford established a utopian Midwestern village in the heart of the Amazon. Interesting read so far.

That jungle must be huge to hide a Brazilian tribes.

Like chickens... delicious chickens.

I'm familiar with the area. The remote "Indians" probably called the authorities on their cell phones.

Failing_Junk: Really? I figured the survivors would be dead.

Ask the Uruguayan rugby team if it's possible to be a plane crash survivor and still be dead before people find you.

No Such Agency: You're the one who listens to 'em. Tell them to "suck it up and shove off, you whiny young punk" and I guarantee they won't press their warm, supple, emotional-vampire boobies into your shoulder any more. /srs

Let an old man have his dreams. There's at least the remote possibility of a revenge-fark there as long as I don't look too much like their grandpa.

No Such Agency: Tell them to "suck it up and shove off, you whiny young punk" and I guarantee they won't press their warm, supple, emotional-vampire boobies into your shoulder any more.

Actually that approach is just crazy enough to work. First this rough assertiveness about not being the dumping ground for her problems, followed by some teasing and changing the subject, fun flirtation, make her laugh, take her mind off her troubles, and show your sense of wit. Then some light touching, more teasing, and make a move if you know how to read her signals correctly, and... she's yours. Age should be no barrier if you carry yourself with youthful dignity & confidence, dress stylishly, and if you aren't a suck-up like all the other guys who will listen to her whining in hopes of getting laid.

Report back when you're up to your ears in 'tang.

Doggiewoggie: "Fordlandia" right now, about how Ford established a utopian Midwestern village in the heart of the Amazon.



What Ford establishing a utopia in an Amazon jungle may look like.

Headline of the week candidate? I think yes.