Sure, but what it the Commander's wife doesn't want to lie there with her? I mean, she's supposed to, that's the tradition, but it's pretty clear she knows about what else is going on, those secret clubs and whatnot.

But that's boring!

Does not approve.

Okay, I actually RTFA, and it's for women who are receiving fertility treatments:

Writing in the British Medical Journal, the researchers said lying down may prevent "leakage" of sperm.

When making a babby, British women advised to lie still and think of England

/bad subby

Having had a few English girlfriends I can say that this just happens as a matter of course.

It's getting them to move that the problem.

They need to do way instaun motheurs.

Scientists say that orgasm helps conception. Not that proper British men would know anything about that. ;)

And did those feet in ancient time,
Walk upon Englands mountains green:
And was the holy Lamb of God,
On Englands pleasant pastures seen!

I can honestly say that 100% of the women I've been with have just lain there too.

/might be the duct tape

handstand?

//What limey sex thoughts may look like

So if I don't want to be a daddy, I should make the woman do jumping-jacks afterwards?

Just remember "Every Sperm is Sacred"

This article about sperm-dribbling vaginas brought to you by Continental Airlines, and the BBC.

English women. Scottish ones go cross eyed, gurn and make guttural grunting noises as my giant gnarly unit takes them to the peak of ecstasy for the fifth time that hour.
Mmmm.

My wife thinks of Antarctica.

Point your heels to Jesus and think of shopping!
/Karen

I say Old Bean, how far is the Old Log Inn?

jehovahs witness protection: When making forming a babby, British women advised to lie still and think of England

Better yet.

Iron Chef Scottish: English women. Scottish ones go cross eyed, gurn and make guttural grunting noises as my giant gnarly unit takes them to the peak of ecstasy for the fifth time that hour.
Mmmm.

Dictionary.com:
Gnarly [nahr-lee]

adjective, gnarlier, gnarliest.
1. gnarled.
2. Slang. distasteful; distressing; offensive; gross: a comic noted for his gnarly humor
...
b. Unpleasant; disgusting.



/yes, I left out the applicable, intended definition: mod.
extreme; excellent; great; superior. (California.) : This pizza is too gnarly for words!

jehovahs witness protection: When making a babby, British women advised to lie still and think of England

/bad subby

If you want to be proper and correct, it's actually "forming babby".

what a british porno might look like:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFi2GWrliDA

Damn you, poo flinger!

Iron Chef Scottish: English women. Scottish ones go cross eyed, gurn and make guttural grunting noises as my giant gnarly unit takes them to the peak of ecstasy for the fifth time that hour.
Mmmm.

Good Lord, you're a perky one this morning.

/scotswoman here
//never grunts

Just keep humming Rule, Britannia! and it will soon be over.

The once was a jack and a knave
Who found a dead whore in a cave
She gave off a bad smell
Twas said, "What the hell
Think of the money we'll save!"

/The laying still part reminded me of this for some reason.

Almost.... Almost.... Almost.... There we are!

Well done!

iskabbo: Iron Chef Scottish: English women. Scottish ones go cross eyed, gurn and make guttural grunting noises as my giant gnarly unit takes them to the peak of ecstasy for the fifth time that hour.
Mmmm.

Dictionary.com:
Gnarly [nahr-lee]

adjective, gnarlier, gnarliest.
1. gnarled.
2. Slang. distasteful; distressing; offensive; gross: a comic noted for his gnarly humor
...
b. Unpleasant; disgusting.



/yes, I left out the applicable, intended definition: mod.
extreme; excellent; great; superior. (California.) : This pizza is too gnarly for words!

Perhaps he meant gnarly as in misshapen.

tfresh: Almost.... Almost.... Almost.... There we are!

Well done!

Thanks for taking care of that for me.

Iron Chef Scottish: English women. Scottish ones go cross eyed, gurn and make guttural grunting noises as my giant gnarly unit takes them to the peak of ecstasy for the fifth time that hour.
Mmmm.

Only if you keep the fuel tank filled.

/it takes single malt only

Who gives a shiat what they think of as long as they don't struggle?

But what if you don't even know who's in the team?

Subby is teaching Farkers how to multiply.

There goes the internet.

Iron Chef Scottish: English women. Scottish ones go cross eyed, gurn and make guttural grunting noises as my giant gnarly unit takes them to the peak of ecstasy for the fifth time that hour.
Mmmm.

How much bleating do they do? Do you shear them first?

I don't know about the rest of you, but nothing gets me off like a little quite desperation!

Leakage. That's hot.

tfresh: Almost.... Almost.... Almost.... There we are!

Well done!

DronePrime: tfresh: Almost.... Almost.... Almost.... There we are!

Well done!

Thanks for taking care of that for me.

Please review youtube link up 6 posts. kthx.

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!

Think of Englund?

/Halloween on me mind
//boo!!!

Gee, I feel bad about making women sleep on the leakage spot.

Trainspotr: But what if you don't even know who's in the team?

Shirley you must be joking.

/Greetings.

cowgirl toffee: I don't know about the rest of you, but nothing gets me off like a little quite desperation!

Well, some of us ARE quite desperate.

Rodent of unusual size: Subby is teaching Farkers how to multiply.


I was told there would be no math...

Thats what I get for posting, talking and working at the same time.

elev8meL8r: cowgirl toffee: I don't know about the rest of you, but nothing gets me off like a little quite desperation!

Well, some of us ARE quite desperate.

Do you feel it? ;)