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Why Barry Manilow likes gardening: "It allows me to be quiet." I think that's a hobby that we could all support, Barry



 
mr_a
2009-10-30 06:50:39 AM


Its a miracle!

 
Earguy
2009-10-30 07:46:38 AM


Could it be magic?

 
TripSixes
2009-10-31 02:14:44 PM


Barry, I don't care if you are gay or like to garden, but your magnetic bracelet is just stupid squared.

 
D_Evans45
2009-10-31 02:17:56 PM


Gardening relieves stress, I'd rather go take care of my babies than a majority of other activities. Also, your own produce is almost always better than the mass produced stuff you'll find at a grocery store, especially if you know what you're doing nute/plant care wise. Hell, we could have practically lived off our produce and chickens alone last year, not to mention the hog we slaughtered.

I don't even know who Barry Manilow is, but if he's an avid gardener, he earns points in my book.

 
TripSixes
2009-10-31 02:42:56 PM


D_Evans45:
I don't even know who Barry Manilow is,



Wow, these kids today. (off to join the AARP.)

 
puckrock2000
2009-10-31 02:56:27 PM


www.shoutmouth.com

The Founders are on Earth now... everybody panic!

 
WhyteRaven74
2009-10-31 03:47:02 PM


TripSixes: Wow, these kids today.

I'm 35, I don't think the AARP will have me ;)

Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl....

/i need to feel some more hate today ;)

 
vernonFL
2009-10-31 04:16:36 PM


D_Evans45: I don't even know who Barry Manilow is,

You might be too young to remember, but he wrote a *lot* of tv and radio commercial jingles for popular products.


McDonald's - "you deserve a break today"

Kentucky Fried Chicken - "Finger lickin' good"

State Farm Insurance - "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there"

Dr. Pepper - "Wouldn't you like to be a pepper..."

etc...

 
kpottruff
2009-10-31 05:45:17 PM


puckrock2000: The Founders are on Earth now... everybody panic!

unrealitymag.com

At the Copa Copa Cabana!

 
farbiez
2009-10-31 06:09:13 PM


ftfa:
"I put on my classical music and I go down there and before I know it things are popping up..."

Oh really Barry?

 
bourneobscurity
2009-10-31 06:15:37 PM


You know what we should do? Go to a Manilow concert as a goof. Just to laugh at all the dumbass Manilow fans.

images1.fanpop.com

/Though I guess "Mandy" wasn't terrible...

 
D_Evans45
2009-10-31 06:41:25 PM


vernonFL: D_Evans45: I don't even know who Barry Manilow is,

You might be too young to remember, but he wrote a *lot* of tv and radio commercial jingles for popular products.


McDonald's - "you deserve a break today"

Kentucky Fried Chicken - "Finger lickin' good"

State Farm Insurance - "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there"

Dr. Pepper - "Wouldn't you like to be a pepper..."

etc...



I honestly don't remember any of those besides "Have you had your break today," probably just too young.

Either way, good on ya for gardening Mr.Manilow, and may you produce even more mediocre commercial slogans in the future.

/Honestly mean that

 
Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.
2009-10-31 07:06:04 PM


His name is Barry
And he's a showman
But when he's stressed about the show
To his garden he will go
He prunes the bushes
And sprays the aphids
He's got some rubber boots to wear
And there's cow crap in his hair
He stands there so refined
And makes the hose unwind
He cuts the grass and he trims the hedges
And the
Cree!
Ping!
Vines!

 
SharkTrager
2009-10-31 07:20:54 PM


D_Evans45: vernonFL: D_Evans45: I don't even know who Barry Manilow is,

You might be too young to remember, but he wrote a *lot* of tv and radio commercial jingles for popular products.


McDonald's - "you deserve a break today"

Kentucky Fried Chicken - "Finger lickin' good"

State Farm Insurance - "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there"

Dr. Pepper - "Wouldn't you like to be a pepper..."

etc...


I honestly don't remember any of those besides "Have you had your break today," probably just too young.

Either way, good on ya for gardening Mr.Manilow, and may you produce even more mediocre commercial slogans in the future.

/Honestly mean that


Except he's actually extremely famous as a pop musician with fans whose devotion borders on obsession who has sold over 75 million records and once had 5 albums on the charts at the same time.

I can't stand the man's music, but not knowing who he is? God I hope you're trolling.

 
D_Evans45
2009-10-31 08:02:56 PM


SharkTrager: D_Evans45: vernonFL: D_Evans45: I don't even know who Barry Manilow is,

You might be too young to remember, but he wrote a *lot* of tv and radio commercial jingles for popular products.


McDonald's - "you deserve a break today"

Kentucky Fried Chicken - "Finger lickin' good"

State Farm Insurance - "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there"

Dr. Pepper - "Wouldn't you like to be a pepper..."

etc...


I honestly don't remember any of those besides "Have you had your break today," probably just too young.

Either way, good on ya for gardening Mr.Manilow, and may you produce even more mediocre commercial slogans in the future.

/Honestly mean that

Except he's actually extremely famous as a pop musician with fans whose devotion borders on obsession who has sold over 75 million records and once had 5 albums on the charts at the same time.

I can't stand the man's music, but not knowing who he is? God I hope you're trolling.




So being too young to recognize an ancient pop star is trolling?

I swear they should have closed Fark registration down after 2007. It's as if every retarded post I respond to is from some dumbass noob post-2007 who would've been laughed out of every thread back in the golden days of Fark. GTFO, lame.

 
SharkTrager
2009-10-31 09:37:21 PM


No, but being totally ignorant of one of the top selling recording artists in history is ridiculous regardless of age. Trolling would be a major improvement.

 
simon bennet robbins oppenhiem and tap
2009-10-31 09:51:57 PM


This is good news and will help save time. Now all the papers can add "Bizarre Gardening Accident" to the list of possible causes in Barry's standby obituary

 
VwlssWndr
2009-11-01 12:41:40 AM


Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.: His name is Barry
And he's a showman
But when he's stressed about the show
To his garden he will go
He prunes the bushes
And sprays the aphids
He's got some rubber boots to wear
And there's cow crap in his hair
He stands there so refined
And makes the hose unwind
He cuts the grass and he trims the hedges
And the
Cree!
Ping!
Vines!


*golf clap*

 
PopeSchmope
2009-11-01 01:20:16 AM


SharkTrager: I can't stand the man's music, but not knowing who he is? God I hope you're trolling.

He doesn't know who Barry Manilow is? Then I feel happy for him.

 
chemical_angel
2009-11-01 04:01:55 PM


DON'T YOU TALK SH+T ABOUT BARRY MANILOW GOD DAMN IT.

 
MrSpeed
2009-11-01 09:08:55 PM


and when will I see you ....again.

 
Ball of Confusion
2009-11-02 11:34:38 AM


Looks like we made it

 
KJUW89
2009-11-02 03:38:01 PM


All the time...all the wasted time...

 
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