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(nbcdfw.com) Amusing Man loses his ass at a Chick-Fil-A   (nbcdfw.com) divider line 46
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jehovahs witness protection [TotalFark] 2009-10-30 06:16:42 AM  
I suspect uneducated cattle.

eat mor chiken

 
aagrajag 2009-10-30 07:22:12 AM  
Don't most discover they've acquired a few new ones there?

 
grinderman 2009-10-30 07:23:20 AM  
I've felt like I lost my ass, and most of my internal organs, after eating there.

/waffle fries ftw.

 
Anyone seen my pants 2009-10-30 07:26:53 AM  
I miss my donkey...

 
Hector Remarkable 2009-10-30 07:27:40 AM  
I'm sure it's somewhere around the borough.

 
gas giant 2009-10-30 07:32:29 AM  
"Time is really of the essence at this time,"

Pure Zen.
Just reading this comment has elevated me to another plain of consciousness.

 
EZ Writer 2009-10-30 07:32:34 AM  
"You know some people say, 'Oh, it's a donkey,'" she said. "No, it's like our kids."

ORLY?


www.kerrymcquaid.com

 
tuna fingers [TotalFark] 2009-10-30 07:35:10 AM  
jehovahs witness protection: I suspect uneducated cattle.

eat mor chiken


eat mor ass?

1.bp.blogspot.com

 
eraser8 [TotalFark] 2009-10-30 07:37:25 AM  
Somebody's gonna eat that donkey.

 
HamWBone [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-10-30 07:40:46 AM  
I bet who ever stole it was haulin' ass.

 
OtherLittleGuy 2009-10-30 07:41:27 AM  
Just to sum up:

CFA may be very Christian and religious, but they make a great Chicken Sandwich.

/thread over?

 
cc_rider 2009-10-30 07:44:01 AM  
HamWBone: I bet who ever stole it was haulin' ass.

Win.

 
Pvt Joker 2009-10-30 07:44:41 AM  
That donkey is on its way to a show in Nuevo Laredo or Juarez right now.

 
tuna fingers [TotalFark] 2009-10-30 07:46:06 AM  
OtherLittleGuy: Just to sum up:

CFA may be very Christian and religious, but they make a great Chicken Sandwich.

/thread over?


Over? Not by a longshot!
Hath anyone quoted Exodus 22:4 yet?

It appears not! This thread lives on!

 
eraser8 [TotalFark] 2009-10-30 07:48:39 AM  
OtherLittleGuy: CFA may be very Christian and religious, but they make a great Chicken Sandwich.

It's true.

Most people don't know this, but, for years, Satanists have been trying to develop a chicken sandwich recipe to compete with Chick-fil-A. But they've had a hard time getting the spices *just right*.

In fact, that was actually the original story idea behind the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

 
Lenny_da_Hog 2009-10-30 07:55:05 AM  
Happens to us all, eventually. That's why we have suspenders.

 
Harry Freakstorm 2009-10-30 07:57:36 AM  
So they doubled down on the Chicken Sandwich Combo arriving in one minute or less?

That's a fools bet.

 
Nogale 2009-10-30 07:59:34 AM  
What a stupid-ass thing to do.

 
aerojockey 2009-10-30 07:59:56 AM  
Eat mor ass

 
shivashakti [TotalFark] 2009-10-30 08:10:51 AM  
OtherLittleGuy: Just to sum up:

CFA may be very Christian and religious, but they make a great Chicken Sandwich.

/thread over?


THIS.

I miss Chick-Fil-A. Great fast food sandwich. However, when I lived in an area with them, I'd only get cravings for it on Sundays, when they were closed.

 
Kyosuke [TotalFark] 2009-10-30 08:14:36 AM  
OtherLittleGuy: Just to sum up:

CFA may be very Christian and religious, but they make a great Chicken Sandwich.

/thread over?


So they DON'T taste like ass?

 
moops 2009-10-30 08:19:52 AM  
eraser8: Satanists have been trying to develop a chicken sandwich recipe to compete with Chick-fil-A.

That's because we want one on Sunday.

 
Dear Jerk 2009-10-30 08:25:31 AM  
HamWBone 2009-10-30 07:40:46 AM
I bet who ever stole it was haulin' ass.

It was taken by a mule.

 
Alleyoop 2009-10-30 08:26:42 AM  
I see a sad ending...

docs.google.com

 
Sybarite [TotalFark] 2009-10-30 08:29:44 AM  
Last seen in the company of a large, green ogre.

 
DavyBoySmith 2009-10-30 08:36:22 AM  
I hope the police find the culprit, and hand his ass to him. (the victim)

 
w00ty 2009-10-30 08:46:16 AM  
Their white Ford F-350 has a personalized license plate that reads DNKEY. The gold and tan trailer has Texas license plate DDXX20 and a bumper sticker that reads "Got Donkey."

Well, I think we know why their donkey got stolen. Out of sight, out of mind.. not so much in this case.

 
Campaigner444 2009-10-30 08:46:31 AM  
This makes me...

60%
Sad

25%
Furious

5%
Bored

10%
Intrigued

0%
Thrilled

 
knuckleshuffler 2009-10-30 08:52:16 AM  
The ass at Dairy Queen is much higher quality than any ass you'll ever pick up at Chick-fil-A.

/Just an observation.

 
royone 2009-10-30 08:57:39 AM  
tuna fingers: jehovahs witness protection: I suspect uneducated cattle.

eat mor chiken

eat mor ass?


Oh, well played.

 
Billy Ligue [TotalFark] 2009-10-30 09:39:33 AM  
Donkey?

Paging gorgor

i28.tinypic.com

 
Pus Gut 2009-10-30 09:43:01 AM  
Eat Mor Ass

 
Bodine Wilson 2009-10-30 09:46:58 AM  
eraser8: OtherLittleGuy: CFA may be very Christian and religious, but they make a great Chicken Sandwich.

It's true.

Most people don't know this, but, for years, Satanists have been trying to develop a chicken sandwich recipe to compete with Chick-fil-A. But they've had a hard time getting the spices *just right*.

In fact, that was actually the original story idea behind the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop.


i317.photobucket.com

 
ilgallo 2009-10-30 09:51:08 AM  
Hey, it's now uber-OK to take other folk's chit.
Pay it forward and all. They prolly really needed
that truck and trailer. The donkey is merely an
acceptable casualty, like the diff between the gross
and net lines on my paycheck.

seriously, some people purely suck as human beings.

 
Wolfmanjames [TotalFark] 2009-10-30 09:56:16 AM  
eraser8: Most people don't know this, but, for years, Satanists have been trying to develop a chicken sandwich recipe to compete with Chick-fil-A. But they've had a hard time getting the spices *just right*.

Then they should stick with what they know... deviled ham.

 
Olmy's Jart [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-10-30 10:25:27 AM  
As a teenager, I worked in many, many fast food restaurants and got to know how they handle, prepare and serve food.

I won't eat at single one of them anymore ... except Chick-fil-A; even considering their overly strong Christian values and mild homophobia.

 
Rabid Turnip 2009-10-30 10:55:37 AM  
Day_Old_Dutchie: Kyosuke: OtherLittleGuy: Just to sum up:

CFA may be very Christian and religious, but they make a great Chicken Sandwich.

/thread over?

So they DON'T taste like ass?



Tastes like ass!


*cough*, Ok you know the drill. Coke, nose, you owing keyboard.
/that pic just made my day.

 
More_Like_A_Stain 2009-10-30 10:57:43 AM  
Pvt Joker: That donkey is on its way to a show in Nuevo Laredo or Juarez right now.

So somebody's taking their happy ass down to Mexico?

 
Chad Frisbie 2009-10-30 11:06:03 AM  
Couple weeks ago, on a Sunday drive in MS, a friend had to stop to try to get a picture of a lone rooster wandering through the parking lot of a closed Chik-Fil-A. No luck, which is too bad, it would have been my Festivus Card this year.

/I know, I know--cool story bro
//but really, what are the chances of a chicken just hanging out at the local CFA? Well, except in Mississippi

 
WrestlerManager 2009-10-30 01:05:48 PM  
OtherLittleGuy: Just to sum up:

CFA may be very Christian and religious, but they make a great Chicken Sandwich.

/thread over?


Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

 
WrestlerManager 2009-10-30 01:09:37 PM  
shivashakti: OtherLittleGuy: Just to sum up:

CFA may be very Christian and religious, but they make a great Chicken Sandwich.

/thread over?

THIS.

I miss Chick-Fil-A. Great fast food sandwich. However, when I lived in an area with them, I'd only get cravings for it on Sundays, when they were closed.


We used to have them here, but when the malls insited all stores be open the same schedule, they pulled out rather than be forced to operate on Sunday.

I look for them when I travel to other states. And I always put the cole slaw ON the sandwich, as God intended.

 
Cryptic Farker 2009-10-30 01:41:43 PM  
FTFA - The Prestons, who have been the proud parents of dozens of miniature donkeys for 11 years, said it feels as if part of their family is missing.

Really?

 
Cryptic Farker 2009-10-30 01:42:57 PM  
Rabid Turnip: Day_Old_Dutchie: Kyosuke: OtherLittleGuy: Just to sum up:

CFA may be very Christian and religious, but they make a great Chicken Sandwich.

/thread over?

So they DON'T taste like ass?



Tastes like ass!

*cough*, Ok you know the drill. Coke, nose, you owing keyboard.
/that pic just made my day.


Tea, monitor...

 
mentaluproar 2009-10-30 02:06:03 PM  
Whats with the how-people-feel-meter on the side? Is Hexadecimal running this site?

 
red5ish 2009-10-30 03:14:03 PM  
This is like someone stealing your car with your dog in it. It's been three days and no sign.

Personally I would get all stabby if that happened to me.

 
GoldDude 2009-10-30 03:41:48 PM  
Police are looking for the following suspect...

www.premiere.com

 
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