Just give us the Highlights.

Surveys say goofus is 73% cooler.

Also, if you've already hit the cop with your car, i'm pretty sure the punching is not going to be much worse.

I almost T-boned some asshole cop who u-turned in front of me without signalling just to pull into a parking lot and sit there blacked out. So I'm really getting a kick and would like to give him one too.

Well, that's one blow to counter the serial cop unwarranted-Taser-attacks.

If a Bundaberg cop is anything like an American cop, go Goofus.

Here in the U.S., this would be referred to as "suicide by cop".

/ that 53-year old would be riddled with bullets

Which one gets the hot chicks though?

Forbidden Doughnut: Here in the U.S., this would be referred to as "suicide by cop".

/ that 53-year old would be riddled with bullets

I was going to say the same. Cops will gun your ass down in the U.S. if you even look like you're going to run them down with your car.

Wait, a cop managed to arrest this guy without using a taser or gun, and with damaged leg? Either the driver was a wimp or the cop was hardcore.

I'm leaning towards the former, to tell you the truth. A friend of mine visited Australia for a few months, and he got into a fight with an Australian drunk who was one foot taller and had probably 100 pounds on my friend. And yet the Australian got his ass kicked. And by a pretty short guy too.

But then again my friend might be hardcore, like the cop. Either way, this does not look good for Australia. It looks like the best of their genes passed away at Kokoda and North Africa.

rebelyell2006: and with damaged leg

Legs. Damaged legs.

At least I assume he had both before the incident.

At what age do you just quit looking in the mirror b4 reversing?

/I need to know

F*ck tha police...

stirfrybri and moops - Is there a generator for those things?

subby Goofus drives his car into a police officer and punches him in the face repeatedly

Wow, Goofus is living the dream.

Somaticasual: stirfrybri and moops - Is there a generator for those things?

Not that I'm aware of, but that would be a funny website to make.

No mention of the race of the Perpetrator......


Hmm Bundeburg, let me have two guesses

Alcohol and aboriginality was involved....

and little Audrey just laughed and laughed, because she knew Goofus was going to get the Abner Louima treatment ASAP.

It's a good start.
Shoulda finished the job.

This comes to mind:Link

rebelyell2006: rebelyell2006: and with damaged leg

Legs. Damaged legs.

At least I assume he had both before the incident.


Approves

/I can't believe I am the first one.
//hot
///so is the link

I've an urge suddenly to play GTA

I once saw a Knoxville cop drive up to a 4-way intersection, flip on his sirens, drive through the intersection without stopping and then immediately flipped his siren off.

Is Goofus another member of the Kennedy Klan?

rebelyell2006: rebelyell2006: and with damaged leg

Legs. Damaged legs.

At least I assume he had both before the incident.

Sadly, Goofus will likely have neither leg once the cops down at the booking center get finished with him. Or much use of his arms, either.

Mentat: I once saw a Knoxville cop drive up to a 4-way intersection, flip on his sirens, drive through the intersection without stopping and then immediately flipped his siren off.

I've seen that at traffic lights a few times. G'head register a complaint.

Bah, I can't seem to dig up Goofus and Gallant's Guide to Sex and Dating from Mad Magazine. I guess I got nothin'.

Not COMPLETELY related, but close enough.

Rule 34 ruins everything.

By which I mean it makes everything awesome.

THIS IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK

That's why I bought a Mitsubishi Gallant.

/No, really

Gallant is a dweeb.