FARK.com: (PDA version) (4734655) Colgate-Palmolive 3Q profit rises 18 percent; competitors said to be crestfallen

Boritom
2009-10-29 11:30:27 AM

That was so bad, subby, one could say you're soaking in it!

shaft6969
2009-10-29 02:48:50 PM

and they AIM to improve their results in the future.

/rimshot

mikey15
2009-10-29 02:58:49 PM

Farkers doing their part using a lot of hand cream

whitefalcon79
2009-10-29 03:27:18 PM

Nice one, subby.

Gravitholus
2009-10-29 04:11:17 PM

Drowns his sorrow in Chicken & Beer.

mfaby
2009-10-29 04:27:40 PM

'Crest-fallen' would have been awesome...

but still, not bad, subby, not bad at all.

toddism
2009-10-29 04:32:11 PM

i recently bought some colgate toothpaste. It was 2/3 the price of Crest.

johnnyrocket
2009-10-29 06:32:55 PM

toddism: i recently bought some colgate toothpaste. It was 2/3 the price of Crest.

Must have 1/3 more diethylene glycol from China.

serjohn
2009-10-29 07:23:29 PM

I will copy and paste these bad puns for the record.

simon bennet robbins oppenhiem and tap
2009-10-30 02:27:39 AM

hmmm wonder how they cut costs......

why is my toothpaste so sudsy?

milowitz
2009-10-30 12:02:06 PM

I only use Hedley & Wyche toothpaste.

CornFedIowan
2009-10-30 06:12:56 PM

That headline has been a Gleem in subby's eye for a while, I'll bet.

PattyMcG
2009-10-31 12:20:41 PM

I Fark daily, and headlines only make me LOL about once in a blue moon. Subby, *cue the owl*, I LOL'D.

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