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(Google) Spiffy Colgate-Palmolive 3Q profit rises 18 percent; competitors said to be crestfallen   (google.com) divider line 13
More: Spiffy, Colgate-Palmolive Co., consumer products, market share, foreign currencies, Thomson Reuters, cleaner, AJAX  
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Boritom [TotalFark] 2009-10-29 11:30:27 AM  
That was so bad, subby, one could say you're soaking in it!

 
shaft6969 [TotalFark] 2009-10-29 02:48:50 PM  
and they AIM to improve their results in the future.

/rimshot

 
mikey15 2009-10-29 02:58:49 PM  
Farkers doing their part using a lot of hand cream

 
whitefalcon79 2009-10-29 03:27:18 PM  
Nice one, subby.

 
Gravitholus 2009-10-29 04:11:17 PM  
i295.photobucket.com

Drowns his sorrow in Chicken & Beer.

 
mfaby 2009-10-29 04:27:40 PM  
'Crest-fallen' would have been awesome...

but still, not bad, subby, not bad at all.

 
toddism [TotalFark] 2009-10-29 04:32:11 PM  
i recently bought some colgate toothpaste. It was 2/3 the price of Crest.

 
johnnyrocket 2009-10-29 06:32:55 PM  
toddism: i recently bought some colgate toothpaste. It was 2/3 the price of Crest.

Must have 1/3 more diethylene glycol from China.

 
serjohn 2009-10-29 07:23:29 PM  
I will copy and paste these bad puns for the record.

 
simon bennet robbins oppenhiem and tap 2009-10-30 02:27:39 AM  
hmmm wonder how they cut costs......

why is my toothpaste so sudsy?

 
milowitz 2009-10-30 12:02:06 PM  
I only use Hedley & Wyche toothpaste.

 
CornFedIowan 2009-10-30 06:12:56 PM  
That headline has been a Gleem in subby's eye for a while, I'll bet.

 
PattyMcG 2009-10-31 12:20:41 PM  
I Fark daily, and headlines only make me LOL about once in a blue moon. Subby, *cue the owl*, I LOL'D.

 
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