no, we can do this.
oh dear

"A man was caught by Nørwegian customs carrying a tarantula in his bag, and a further 14 royal pythons and 10 albino leopard geckos, 142 Mexcan whooping llamas, 14 North Chilean Guanacos..."

Alsø, høw did he think that using tape øn his legs was a gøød idea? (Ør that the cans wøuldn't løøk a bit øut øf place, før that matter.)

So, the misshapen, writhing masses on his body didn't raise immediate suspicion? It was the tarantula in his luggage?

/Switzerland...Where they make the watches!

Less embarrassing than a foil-wrapped cucumber.

/Does not approve
//15 minutes could have saved him more.

I have a leopard gecko in a terrarium in my office, a "retiree" from tail-regeneration research in another lab. She's pretty cute, as non-fuzzy animals go, and even if she really only cares about her heat pad and mealworm supply, I can pretend she is happy to see me...

/so ronery

Let me be the first to belittle both SUBBY and the mods that greenlit this for the repeat.

/yes ladies, he is single

MikeyistheDevil: Let me be the first to belittle both SUBBY and the mods that greenlit this for the repeat.

/yes ladies, he is single

This is a repeat of a repeat.

RU_Rules: MikeyistheDevil: Let me be the first to belittle both SUBBY and the mods that greenlit this for the repeat.

/yes ladies, he is single

This is a repeat of a repeat.

Did either of the other ones reference Arlo Guthrie?

/they should have

These guys are all over Texas. There are 4 big ones which hang out on my window at night eating every bug attracted by the light that lands there. Often they try to nail moths WAAAY too big for them.

Technically they're an invasive species. They really didn't come into the area big time until ~10 yrs ago. But, all they do is eat a few types of bugs and are supposed to eat small roaches too. They're pretty welcome, actually.

the only is this repeat.

G to the I to the M to the P?

If you think that's bad you ought to see how many eels he has in his hovercraft.

This is the second time I'm commenting on the same story before it get's redlit again. HA! HA! Totalfarkers pay to comment on repeated stories!!1!

REPEAT

More: Fail, Helge Breilid, office manager, Norwegian, Johann Martin Kile, customs officers, Denmark, Norway, motions

Yes, Fark.com, please show me more stories on "office manager" and "motions"...

FTFA: Customs officers quickly realized the man was smuggling animals, because his whole body was in constant motion

"Sir, your stomach appears to be slithering."

Oznog: These guys are all over Texas. There are 4 big ones which hang out on my window at night eating every bug attracted by the light that lands there. Often they try to nail moths WAAAY too big for them.

Technically they're an invasive species. They really didn't come into the area big time until ~10 yrs ago. But, all they do is eat a few types of bugs and are supposed to eat small roaches too. They're pretty welcome, actually.

Cool. I was thinking about catching one of those, but don't like to disturb the ecos. My son is primarily in Denver with his mom, and likes lizards. El Paso is crawling with those too. If they are non-native, no prob. What are they called?

Why do my subs never get greenlit, but a multiple repeat does?

bopeuph: Why do my subs never get greenlit, but a multiple repeat does?

Because you touch yourself at night.

bopeuph: Why do my subs never get greenlit, but a multiple repeat does?

Because your headlines suck.

tetsoushima: bopeuph: Why do my subs never get greenlit, but a multiple repeat does?

Because you touch yourself at night.

Touche.

Freudian Slit: bopeuph: Why do my subs never get greenlit, but a multiple repeat does?

Because your headlines suck.

They can't be no worse than some of the headlines that do end up with the green.

Do Texas geckos eat two day old Allsups burritos?

tuna fingers: Oznog: These guys are all over Texas. There are 4 big ones which hang out on my window at night eating every bug attracted by the light that lands there. Often they try to nail moths WAAAY too big for them.

Technically they're an invasive species. They really didn't come into the area big time until ~10 yrs ago. But, all they do is eat a few types of bugs and are supposed to eat small roaches too. They're pretty welcome, actually.

Cool. I was thinking about catching one of those, but don't like to disturb the ecos. My son is primarily in Denver with his mom, and likes lizards. El Paso is crawling with those too. If they are non-native, no prob. What are they called?

Mediterranean house geckos. My house is crawling with them. I think they are cute, but my dogs don't. I also once had one crawling around in the air vents of my car's a/c. All I saw was a leg and tail disappearing into the vent. I tried to get it out, but it was gone.

G to the I to the M to the P?

tuna fingers: Oznog: These guys are all over Texas. There are 4 big ones which hang out on my window at night eating every bug attracted by the light that lands there. Often they try to nail moths WAAAY too big for them.

Technically they're an invasive species. They really didn't come into the area big time until ~10 yrs ago. But, all they do is eat a few types of bugs and are supposed to eat small roaches too. They're pretty welcome, actually.

Cool. I was thinking about catching one of those, but don't like to disturb the ecos. My son is primarily in Denver with his mom, and likes lizards. El Paso is crawling with those too. If they are non-native, no prob. What are they called?

LadyMech:Mediterranean house geckos. My house is crawling with them. I think they are cute, but my dogs don't. I also once had one crawling around in the air vents of my car's a/c. All I saw was a leg and tail disappearing into the vent. I tried to get it out, but it was gone.

You can catch all you want. There are more.
I've found them scurrying around in my house more than once, and have found one dried up and completely flattened because it thought the hinge side of the door jam was a great place to hang out.

They eat roaches. They're kinda cute. So I don't mind them inside at all.