Yipee! Consumers should know that they can buy their own caskets rather than the overpriced tin boxes funeral directors sell.

I have always wanted a Greek urn.


/waits patiently to see if the set-up pays off

oldebayer: I have always wanted a Greek urn.


/waits patiently to see if the set-up pays off

'Ode on a Grecian Urn' by Keats


Thou still unravished bride of quietness!
Thou foster-child of silence and slow time

etc.

It's just capitalism. You'll get over it.

gopher321: 'Ode on a Grecian Urn' by Keats


Thou still unravished bride of quietness!
Thou foster-child of silence and slow time


About a hundred drachmas a day.

/Knows you were really dying to ask, "What's a Grecian urn?"

Considering it's walmart, they're going to need an extended line of plus sizes..

oldebayer:

/Knows you were really dying to ask, "What's a Grecian urn?"

I have honestly never heard that joke before in my life.

:(

Gotta say, some of these are pretty nice. (pops)

They start at $999. That is still way overpriced. I bought the cheapest one (metal, lined) from a factory for $360. Shipping was about another $75.

It is our most modestly priced receptacle.

All they're selling is empty pianos.

"Prices range from $999 for models like 'Dad Remembered' and 'Mom Remembered' steel caskets to the midlevel $1,699 'Executive Privilege.' "

Includes an extra compartment for your secretary?

gopher321: I have honestly never heard that joke before in my life.

Hey, I have more. When Keats was asked, "What's Ode on a Grecian urn?" he replied, "About a hundred drachmas."

I got a million of 'em.

Maybe they'll have a 2-for-1 deal

Yeah, I went to Law School at Cost-Co


/Welcome to Cost-Co, I love you
/Welcome to Cost-Co, I love you
/Welcome to Cost-Co, I love you

I want a black polished steel casket, with black leather interior.

oldebayer: gopher321: I have honestly never heard that joke before in my life.

Hey, I have more. When Keats was asked, "What's Ode on a Grecian urn?" he replied, "About a hundred drachmas."

I got a million of 'em.

Is the punchline always 100 drachmas?

Tiberius Gracchus: oldebayer: gopher321: I have honestly never heard that joke before in my life.

Hey, I have more. When Keats was asked, "What's Ode on a Grecian urn?" he replied, "About a hundred drachmas."

I got a million of 'em.

Is the punchline always 100 drachmas?



No, but if you hum a few bars I can fake it.

Wait... I think I missed a turn there somewhere...

What, no free ship to store? That figures, they always get you with the shipping. Can you imagine it showing up at someone's house?

Wife yelling: "Honey, did you order a casket?"

Hubby: "Um, what's that dear?"

Wife: "Quit digging that stupid hole in the back yard and come here for a minute."

Still way, way too expensive. Ike was buried in an $80 Government Issue pine casket, about $450 now.

Even that much seems excessive to me. Dump me naked into a hole in the ground, no embalming or whatnot, and no concrete crypt or shiat like that. I'm dead, I don't care.

\Also, feel free to do it in the woods somewhere under cover of night to avoid the cost of a plot.

Upcoming product!

Is there any American small business these Chicom enabling whores are not out to destroy?

And if you people think their prices will remain low once they have eliminated the competition, think again.

The Waltons should be burned alive in the streets.

Apik0r0s: Is there any American small business these Chicom enabling whores are not out to destroy?

And if you people think their prices will remain low once they have eliminated the competition, think again.

The Waltons should be burned alive in the streets.

Don't be so wishy-washy...How do you really feel about them?