I guess a Tasmian Devil is like a Tasmanian Devil, but from Austria.

spamdog: I guess a Tasmian Devil is like a Tasmanian Devil, but from Austria.

Folgers: Austrian for beer

Barakku: spamdog: I guess a Tasmian Devil is like a Tasmanian Devil, but from Austria.

Folgers: Austrian for beer

FOLGERS????

Termamites: ASstrianin's Grape Jelly

Barakku: Folgers: Austrian for beer

Epoch Flail

Hobodeluxe: Barakku: Folgers: Austrian for beer

Epoch Flail

You're jockeying, right?

Best "You are not the father" dance
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ghare: Barakku: spamdog: I guess a Tasmian Devil is like a Tasmanian Devil, but from Austria.

Folgers: Austrian for beer

FOLGERS????

I'll just have a cup of coffee.
Beer, it is.
No, I said "coffee".
"Beer"?
Coff-ee.
Be-er?
C -- O --
B -- E --
....

Nasty, smelly, bad tempered, biting little bastards. You do not want to pat one, evar.

Third In Line: Color me

How do I get the marker off my monitor now?

buckler: Third In Line: Color me

How do I get the marker off my monitor now?

Hey Buckler!

I was going to say - white-out of course.

"Why for you bury us in the cold, cold ground?"

FTA: "(in Australia, "joey" can mean any baby animal)"

No- a baby Tasmanian devil is called a joey because all baby marsupials are called joeys. It's not an Australian thing, it's just plain correct.

/fail
//from AOL, what did I honestly expect?

These animals are fierce little bastards even at a young age. I saw a show where they would bite their mother repeatedly and she would have to bite them back in self defense.

Why not have a cat raise them? Then we can send the photographs around in emails and pair them with insipid text that conspires to equate them with world peace.

OKO: Nasty, smelly, bad tempered, biting little bastards. You do not want to pat one, evar.

This.

Imagine the biggest asshole you ever met and then multiply that by 100 and you've got the personality of a Tassie Devil. Tasmanian farmers love them though, as they clean up carrion almost instantly and prevent disease.

Hey man! Check out the funbags on THIS hose-hound!

UFIA! U-F-I-A!

mortimer_ford: Why not have a cat raise them? Then we can send the photographs around in emails and pair them with insipid text that conspires to equate them with world peace.

Because a baby Tasmanian devil will eat the cat, though that'd be a more accurate depiction of world politics.

p0thead: "Why for you bury us in the cold, cold ground?"

i saw that too.
i still don't get it.

They also like to speak in gibberish, spin themselves into destructive tornadoes, and pester wise-cracking rabbits.

So, basically, they're qualified for lifetime membership in TotalFark from the minute they're born, huh.

What? No Leela pics?

talulahgosh: p0thead: "Why for you bury us in the cold, cold ground?"

i saw that too.
i still don't get it.

You must be young.

This Will explain everything. (new window)

Elbarfo: This Will explain everything. (new window)

In my college days I used to work with a woman who had the same build as the Tasmanian Devil. I always called her Wild Turkey Surprise. No one got it either. They always thought it had something to do with the other Wild Turkey. I never wanted to find out if that might be true though.