Same with the jokes

That's what she said.

Gah, what the hell was that? Now I see why everyone always biatches about Cracked...Usually the only time I am exposed to that site is when someone links to content on it that's at least semi-interesting. Not so much this time.

We'll get over it.

FTFA: One trick is to take the word you're looking for, punch it into a web translation engine and translate it to Japanese. Depending on the language packs you've got installed on your machine, you may or may not see Japanese characters or complete gobblydegook, but regardless, paste that shiat into Google, and see what it digs up for you.

Oooh, useful. 触手 FTW.

What is weird is that CRACKED has seriously surpassed the range of "funny" that MAD MAGAZINE had 2 decades ago.

Meanwhile NATIONAL LAMPOON has lost the funny and is wallowing in lame racial jokes.

// CRACKED used to be the lame version of MAD, but since the Internet Age began, CRACKED is kicking MAD MAGAZINE's patootie again and again.

I snorted when I read that yesterday. The rest of the article was quite unamusing.

And that's not biatching about Cracked, because I find quite a lot of their stuff to be entertaining, or at least an interesting read that makes me look things up out in the real world to find out how much of what was in the article that's correct.

Cracked.com is the reason why I'm currently trying to work out how to cover Prypiat, Izu Islands and Centralia in one vacation.

Because I rather want to cover the coolest places where you have to wear a hazmat/radiation suit and carry oxygene tanks in one go. It's so tiresome to have to pack that stuff for every vacation.

dbirchall: FTFA: One trick is to take the word you're looking for, punch it into a web translation engine and translate it to Japanese. Depending on the language packs you've got installed on your machine, you may or may not see Japanese characters or complete gobblydegook, but regardless, paste that shiat into Google, and see what it digs up for you.

Oooh, useful. 触手 FTW.

I give up . . .

what did I just google?

触手

HammerHeadSnark: I give up . . .

what did I just google?

触手

"Tentacle"

HammerHeadSnark: I give up . . .

what did I just google?

触手

Dude...what the hell?

HammerHeadSnark: I give up . . .

what did I just google?

触手

私は私の寝台にある。

it's way too early in the eastern time zone for this. we need more photoshop, caption, smoking gun or pics of nature for now.

JJR: it's way too early in the eastern time zone for this. we need more photoshop, caption, smoking gun or pics of nature for now.

This.

Cornwell: I snorted when I read that yesterday. The rest of the article was quite unamusing.

And that's not biatching about Cracked, because I find quite a lot of their stuff to be entertaining, or at least an interesting read that makes me look things up out in the real world to find out how much of what was in the article that's correct.

Cracked.com is the reason why I'm currently trying to work out how to cover Prypiat, Izu Islands and Centralia in one vacation.

Because I rather want to cover the coolest places where you have to wear a hazmat/radiation suit and carry oxygene tanks in one go. It's so tiresome to have to pack that stuff for every vacation.

Been to Pripyat so I got a kick out of your reply....

//It's quite interesting, but you dont need a a suit....Your guide will carry a geiger counter though....

aniyn: 私は私の寝台にある。

*grin*

roscotsmalls: Been to Pripyat so I got a kick out of your reply....

//It's quite interesting, but you dont need a a suit....Your guide will carry a geiger counter though....

If you pay them extra, do you think they could dress up as super-mutants for a game of real-life Fallout?

Cornwell: roscotsmalls: Been to Pripyat so I got a kick out of your reply....

//It's quite interesting, but you dont need a a suit....Your guide will carry a geiger counter though....

If you pay them extra, do you think they could dress up as super-mutants for a game of real-life Fallout?

Quite possibly....

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Oh and they will defintely play S.T.A.L.K.E.R. with you....

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Crap...Better series of the fall out pics here....

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Russian LARPers can apparently pull real girls, who are hot....like the link

roscotsmalls: Crap...Better series of the fall out pics here....

Link (new window)

Russian LARPers can apparently pull real girls, who are hot....like the link

Reminds me of

dbirchall: FTFA: One trick is to take the word you're looking for, punch it into a web translation engine and translate it to Japanese. Depending on the language packs you've got installed on your machine, you may or may not see Japanese characters or complete gobblydegook, but regardless, paste that shiat into Google, and see what it digs up for you.

Oooh, useful. 触手 FTW.

In other words, Google Seppuku (new window)

/thank you, Ghastly!

FTA: Just like pornography, a to-do list won't work if you never look at it.

That there my friends is some sage advice. I am writing this shiat down.

Tevo-D: FTA: Just like pornography, a to-do list won't work if you never look at it.

That there my friends is some sage advice. I am writing this shiat down.

SAGE

私は食べるチーズバーガーをできるか。

The linked article about 18 hilarious modes of transportation was way better.

As unfunny as much of that was, I have to admit that Whiskey jacks does sound like an incredibly fun game.

roscotsmalls: Crap...Better series of the fall out pics here....

Link (new window)

Russian LARPers can apparently pull real girls, who are hot....like the link

AFK - Russia!

Gridlock: What is weird is that CRACKED has seriously surpassed the range of "funny" that MAD MAGAZINE had 2 decades ago.

Meanwhile NATIONAL LAMPOON has lost the funny and is wallowing in lame racial jokes.

// CRACKED used to be the lame version of MAD, but since the Internet Age began, CRACKED is kicking MAD MAGAZINE's patootie again and again.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: MindAD Magazine died with William F. Gaines. Everything you have said is dead on.

h2oincfs: 私は食べるチーズバーガーをできるか。

Dammit, I can actually read that one. I must surrender my normal card at this time.

aniyn: 私は私の寝台にある。

Babelfish gives me: "I can do [chizubaga] which is eaten?"
Google Translate gives me: "I can eat a cheeseburger."

And I assume that I just learnt how to write "I can has cheezburger?" in yet another language.....

*Sigh*

when i was reading the article i did actually feel stupid, glad i wasn't the only who felt that way

Cracked.com is the VH1 of the internet -- all lists, all the time.

I have a confession to make. I actually kind of enjoy the Cracked.com lists. I have spent a few days where all I did was go from one list to the next for hours upon hours.

Actually, I think I spend more time reading Cracked.com than I do Fark.

This isn't one of his best pieces, but Bucholz is definitely the funniest Cracked writer. His best pieces were Text Messages from Spencer Pratt While Being Tortured, and How to Put Your Balls on Eminem, A Practical Guide.

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The Damned: I have a confession to make. I actually kind of enjoy the Cracked.com lists. I have spent a few days where all I did was go from one list to the next for hours upon hours.

Actually, I think I spend more time reading Cracked.com than I do Fark.

The Damned: I have a confession to make. I actually kind of enjoy the Cracked.com lists. I have spent a few days where all I did was go from one list to the next for hours upon hours.

Actually, I think I spend more time reading Cracked.com than I do Fark.

I did too until I ran out of things on there that interested me. It took a few weeks, but I'm mostly interested in the lists anyway.

Swaim annoys the piss out of me. He's like a no-wit, hack Michael Ian Black with a lame sense of ironic humor.

The Damned: I have a confession to make. I actually kind of enjoy the Cracked.com lists. I have spent a few days where all I did was go from one list to the next for hours upon hours.

Hi, my name is Cornwell, and for the last couple of months, I have too been perusing Cracked.com, reading endless articles about meaningless things.

Cornwell: aniyn: 私は私の寝台にある。

Babelfish gives me: "I can do [chizubaga] which is eaten?"
Google Translate gives me: "I can eat a cheeseburger."

And I assume that I just learnt how to write "I can has cheezburger?" in yet another language.....

*Sigh*

Not even close.

Cornwell: aniyn: 私は私の寝台にある。

Babelfish gives me: "I can do [chizubaga] which is eaten?"
Google Translate gives me: "I can eat a cheeseburger."

And I assume that I just learnt how to write "I can has cheezburger?" in yet another language.....

*Sigh*

Odd, the translator I used returned "there is me in my bed" which I translate to Farkuguese as "I'll be in my bunk"

The Damned: I have a confession to make. I actually kind of enjoy the Cracked.com lists. I have spent a few days where all I did was go from one list to the next for hours upon hours.

Actually, I think I spend more time reading Cracked.com than I do Fark.

Same. I think Cracked is funny. *shrug*

Kerubim: Cornwell: aniyn: 私は私の寝台にある。

Babelfish gives me: "I can do [chizubaga] which is eaten?"
Google Translate gives me: "I can eat a cheeseburger."

And I assume that I just learnt how to write "I can has cheezburger?" in yet another language.....

*Sigh*

Odd, the translator I used returned "there is me in my bed" which I translate to Farkuguese as "I'll be in my bunk"

Copypasta-fail. My bad.

kxs401: Same. I think Cracked is funny. *shrug*

As long as this is turning into an AA meeting, I am also a fan of the Cracked. I'm old enough to remember the golden days of Mad when Cracked was just a horrendous wannabe. The first time I found out they had a website I went there just to see how horrible it was. Two hours later I realized that Cracked had become funny, Mad was a hollow shell of what it used to be, and that I was *really* late for class.

I actually liked the CRACKED mags better as a kid. They were a little bit more risque than MAD. I remember having my CRACKED mags confiscated when I would take them to elementary school.

Why does that guy have a young ginger haired boy as a wallpaper for his desktop...?

Link Farked...

HammerHeadSnark: I give up . . .

what did I just google?

触手

Switch it to GIS.