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(CNN) Followup Balloon boy family feels 'Under Siege'. Sheriff's department is now Out For Justice as this story proves Hard To Kill. Is this family Above The Law, or will an Executive Decision leave them Marked For Death?   (cnn.com) divider line 360
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Redwing [TotalFark] 2009-10-19 01:16:12 PM  
Treading on deadly ground, subby?

 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] 2009-10-19 01:25:11 PM  
But Richard Heene thinks he's The Patriot in this whole debacle.

 
Boritom [TotalFark] 2009-10-19 01:25:52 PM  
This story is going to Die Hard.

 
FuLinHyu [TotalFark] 2009-10-19 01:26:04 PM  
I bet they'll be Driven to Kill, maybe with a Machete, or a Kill Switch or the sheriff might just get Pistol Whipped. That might seem like Urban Justice after fearing thie son was Half Past Dead, but soon they'll be On The Run and Out of Reach.

 
hockeyfarker [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-10-19 01:30:41 PM  
yeah, if they're not careful they won't be on TV with the Glitter Man like they wanted, they'll just be suffering from Exit Wounds

 
GurneyHalleck [TotalFark] 2009-10-19 01:31:13 PM  
As long as that Erika Eleniak comes out of a cake half nude at some point, I'm cool with it.

 
tallguywithglasseson [TotalFark] 2009-10-19 01:38:53 PM  
FuLinHyu: I bet they'll be Driven to Kill, maybe with a Machete, or a Kill Switch or the sheriff might just get Pistol Whipped. That might seem like Urban Justice after fearing thie son was Half Past Dead, but soon they'll be On The Run and Out of Reach.

And they may start turning on each other, accusations of cheating will start to fly when one of them feels a Fire Down Below.

//had to work that one in somehow

 
styckx [TotalFark] 2009-10-19 01:42:01 PM  
Poor babies wanted all this attention and don't like it when it's not the kind of attention they wanted.

Hope this sheriff has some balls and arrests them in public anyway as they should be.

 
lajimi [TotalFark] 2009-10-19 01:59:40 PM  
GurneyHalleck: As long as that Erika Eleniak comes out of a cake half nude at some point, I'm cool with it.

i236.photobucket.com

 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark] 2009-10-19 02:01:58 PM  
Maybe they can make a goofy Mountain Dew commercial.

 
basemetal [TotalFark] 2009-10-19 02:15:31 PM  
www.ndtv.com

 
basemetal [TotalFark] 2009-10-19 02:20:47 PM  
www.newsday.com

I'll answer all of your questions if you just write them down and put them in the box, KTHXBYE.

 
Sybarite [TotalFark] 2009-10-19 02:55:27 PM  
Bet they weren't counting on getting a visit from a Lawman.

 
itazurakko [TotalFark] 2009-10-19 03:11:33 PM  
But now maybe it's time for them to retreat to the Panic Room.

 
Kirk's_Toupee [TotalFark] 2009-10-19 03:16:02 PM  
it is just a Wag The Dog to distract us from The Truman Show

 
brap [TotalFark] 2009-10-19 03:19:37 PM  
basemetal: I'll answer all of your questions if you just write them down and put them in the box, KTHXBYE.

"Aren't you vultures sated yet? Here, feast on this box of my son's vomit."

 
lennavan 2009-10-19 04:07:06 PM  
http://realitytvmagazine.sheknows.com/blog/images/2008/11/steven-seagal-kmgblogs ome.jpg

APPROVES

 
lennavan 2009-10-19 04:07:41 PM  
realitytvmagazine.sheknows.com

/fail

 
zedster [TotalFark] 2009-10-19 04:08:28 PM  
www.martialdevelopment.com
Some one needs a Cock Puncher

www.bbc.co.uk

 
Gamer Grrrl 2009-10-19 04:08:30 PM  
Well done subby.

/I once had a regular customer at my Blockbuster ask for EVERY Steven Seagal movie. Actually, she said, "I want ALL Steven Seagal. ALL!"

 
AmazinTim 2009-10-19 04:08:31 PM  
Boritom: This story is going to Die Hard.

FAIL

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-10-19 04:08:32 PM  
Aaaand I'm tired of hearing about this. Tie the parents up, lay them down side by side, and run them over with an M1 Abrams tank. THE END!

 
farkwell 2009-10-19 04:09:05 PM  
this story is Half Past Dead and should be Submerged.

 
Gamer Grrrl 2009-10-19 04:09:24 PM  
AmazinTim: Boritom: This story is going to Die Hard.

FAIL


Yeah, I noticed that too.

 
Calvin Butterball 2009-10-19 04:09:48 PM  
When the hell is Keyboard Cat going to play this goddamn' story off?

 
calculator13 2009-10-19 04:09:51 PM  
the last couple of days I have really considered that these nut jobs may decide to take their own lives kids included...

/nut jobs

 
bring to a festering boil 2009-10-19 04:10:03 PM  
Just like the balloon, their right to complain has Gone With The Wind.

 
fritopendejo 2009-10-19 04:10:35 PM  
Hey everyone let's start using random film titles in our posts. It'll be just like subby using Steven Seagal film titles, but more random. lol!

/buncha trigs runnin' round these threads

 
give me doughnuts [TotalFark] 2009-10-19 04:10:42 PM  
You know, when this story first broke, I had an inkling that it was a fake. Not for certain, though. Just a hint. Just a Glimmer, Man.

 
phlegmmo [TotalFark] 2009-10-19 04:11:20 PM  
The Falcon and the Showman?

 
robertus 2009-10-19 04:11:29 PM  
The parents are headed for Dark Territory.

 
forkandspoon2008 2009-10-19 04:11:33 PM  
GIS wins

http://www.etonline.com/media/photo/2009/10/117236/400_falcon_1_091017.jpg

 
JSTACAT 2009-10-19 04:11:35 PM  
what a ham
i25.tinypic.com
nobody is amused

 
AshHousewares18 2009-10-19 04:11:42 PM  
This thread will go on forever because Stephen Seagal makes more movies per month than I make bowel movements.

 
Arch Stanton 2009-10-19 04:11:52 PM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Aaaand I'm tired of hearing about this. Tie the parents up, lay them down side by side, and run them over with an M1 Abrams tank. THE END!

Better yet build a ballon which is actually capable of lifting a person, stick Dad in it and let it go.. problem solved

 
Dances-With-Lobster 2009-10-19 04:12:12 PM  
Maybe they should have thought of this before committing a felony.

 
GoldSpider 2009-10-19 04:12:30 PM  
AshHousewares18: This thread will go on forever because Stephen Seagal makes more movies per month than I make bowel movements.

You should eat more fiber. And less cheese. Cheese will block you up.

 
Shut_up_and_fark_me 2009-10-19 04:12:44 PM  
Am I the only one who thinks the child is a Vulcan?

/that's racist?

 
Doctor Funkenstein [TotalFark] 2009-10-19 04:13:11 PM  
deserves the presumption of innocence, their attorney said Monday.

That shiat is for the courts. I'm on the intarwebz. Fark you, balloon biatches.

 
ultraholland [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-10-19 04:13:21 PM  
Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?

 
rickthecabbie 2009-10-19 04:13:31 PM  
What we really need is Steven Seagal, Lawman (new window)
to sort this out.
Then kick 'em all in the nuts.

 
stink factor 2009-10-19 04:13:46 PM  
AshHousewares18: This thread will go on forever because Stephen Seagal makes more movies per month than I make bowel movements.

the waiting makes me shiver with antici........................................pation.

datura.rumtum.com

 
Rapmaster2000 2009-10-19 04:13:47 PM  
ROADHOUSE!

 
Whatthefark 2009-10-19 04:13:49 PM  
He must have drank some Strange Brew to come up with this idea. Now things get a little Rocky for them and they are feeling like Outsiders in their own town.

 
tricycleracer 2009-10-19 04:14:29 PM  
startupblog.files.wordpress.com

RIP STEVEN SEAGAL

 
S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H. 2009-10-19 04:15:01 PM  
Detecting Massive Headline Win here...

 
joonyer 2009-10-19 04:15:02 PM  
This clown lives a couple miles from me. I'm seriously considering the cockpunch.

 
Candy Cornpad 2009-10-19 04:15:58 PM  
I can't wait til they turn this story into a made for tv movie, with Tom Arnold as the dad, Rosie Perez as the mom and Trig Palin as Falcon.

 
MorePeasPlease 2009-10-19 04:16:07 PM  
Whatthefark: He must have drank some Strange Brew to come up with this idea. Now things get a little Rocky for them and they are feeling like Outsiders in their own town.

Max Dugan Returns.

 
give me doughnuts [TotalFark] 2009-10-19 04:16:26 PM  
tricycleracer: RIP STEVEN SEAGAL

He didn't die. He put instant coffee in a microwave oven and went back in time.

 
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