Treading on deadly ground, subby?

But Richard Heene thinks he's The Patriot in this whole debacle.

This story is going to Die Hard.

I bet they'll be Driven to Kill, maybe with a Machete, or a Kill Switch or the sheriff might just get Pistol Whipped. That might seem like Urban Justice after fearing thie son was Half Past Dead, but soon they'll be On The Run and Out of Reach.

yeah, if they're not careful they won't be on TV with the Glitter Man like they wanted, they'll just be suffering from Exit Wounds

As long as that Erika Eleniak comes out of a cake half nude at some point, I'm cool with it.

FuLinHyu: I bet they'll be Driven to Kill, maybe with a Machete, or a Kill Switch or the sheriff might just get Pistol Whipped. That might seem like Urban Justice after fearing thie son was Half Past Dead, but soon they'll be On The Run and Out of Reach.

And they may start turning on each other, accusations of cheating will start to fly when one of them feels a Fire Down Below.

//had to work that one in somehow

Poor babies wanted all this attention and don't like it when it's not the kind of attention they wanted.

Hope this sheriff has some balls and arrests them in public anyway as they should be.

GurneyHalleck: As long as that Erika Eleniak comes out of a cake half nude at some point, I'm cool with it.

Maybe they can make a goofy Mountain Dew commercial.

I'll answer all of your questions if you just write them down and put them in the box, KTHXBYE.

Bet they weren't counting on getting a visit from a Lawman.

But now maybe it's time for them to retreat to the Panic Room.

it is just a Wag The Dog to distract us from The Truman Show

basemetal: I'll answer all of your questions if you just write them down and put them in the box, KTHXBYE.

"Aren't you vultures sated yet? Here, feast on this box of my son's vomit."

http://realitytvmagazine.sheknows.com/blog/images/2008/11/steven-seagal-kmgblogs ome.jpg

APPROVES

/fail

Some one needs a Cock Puncher

Well done subby.

/I once had a regular customer at my Blockbuster ask for EVERY Steven Seagal movie. Actually, she said, "I want ALL Steven Seagal. ALL!"

Boritom: This story is going to Die Hard.

FAIL

Aaaand I'm tired of hearing about this. Tie the parents up, lay them down side by side, and run them over with an M1 Abrams tank. THE END!

this story is Half Past Dead and should be Submerged.

AmazinTim: Boritom: This story is going to Die Hard.

FAIL

Yeah, I noticed that too.

When the hell is Keyboard Cat going to play this goddamn' story off?

the last couple of days I have really considered that these nut jobs may decide to take their own lives kids included...

/nut jobs

Just like the balloon, their right to complain has Gone With The Wind.

Hey everyone let's start using random film titles in our posts. It'll be just like subby using Steven Seagal film titles, but more random. lol!

/buncha trigs runnin' round these threads

You know, when this story first broke, I had an inkling that it was a fake. Not for certain, though. Just a hint. Just a Glimmer, Man.

The Falcon and the Showman?

The parents are headed for Dark Territory.

GIS wins

http://www.etonline.com/media/photo/2009/10/117236/400_falcon_1_091017.jpg

what a ham

nobody is amused

This thread will go on forever because Stephen Seagal makes more movies per month than I make bowel movements.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Aaaand I'm tired of hearing about this. Tie the parents up, lay them down side by side, and run them over with an M1 Abrams tank. THE END!

Better yet build a ballon which is actually capable of lifting a person, stick Dad in it and let it go.. problem solved

Maybe they should have thought of this before committing a felony.

AshHousewares18: This thread will go on forever because Stephen Seagal makes more movies per month than I make bowel movements.

You should eat more fiber. And less cheese. Cheese will block you up.

Am I the only one who thinks the child is a Vulcan?

/that's racist?

deserves the presumption of innocence, their attorney said Monday.

That shiat is for the courts. I'm on the intarwebz. Fark you, balloon biatches.

Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?

What we really need is Steven Seagal, Lawman (new window)
to sort this out.
Then kick 'em all in the nuts.

AshHousewares18: This thread will go on forever because Stephen Seagal makes more movies per month than I make bowel movements.

the waiting makes me shiver with antici........................................pation.

ROADHOUSE!

He must have drank some Strange Brew to come up with this idea. Now things get a little Rocky for them and they are feeling like Outsiders in their own town.

Detecting Massive Headline Win here...

This clown lives a couple miles from me. I'm seriously considering the cockpunch.

I can't wait til they turn this story into a made for tv movie, with Tom Arnold as the dad, Rosie Perez as the mom and Trig Palin as Falcon.

Whatthefark: He must have drank some Strange Brew to come up with this idea. Now things get a little Rocky for them and they are feeling like Outsiders in their own town.

Max Dugan Returns.

tricycleracer: RIP STEVEN SEAGAL

He didn't die. He put instant coffee in a microwave oven and went back in time.