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(The Smoking Gun) Scary The world's ugliest hooker? Mug shot and police report from "CumFest 2003" hotel orgy. TSG is there   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 170
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Rudezombie 2003-03-17 11:20:36 AM  
Damn my eyes!!!

 
Gsan 2003-03-17 11:21:51 AM  
my coque just fell off

 
Forsythe P. Jones [TotalFark] 2003-03-17 11:22:10 AM  
15 bucks. What a bargain.

/retches

 
Damon_Ryde 2003-03-17 11:22:16 AM  
Hehe: "Prostitution/Keeping House of Ill Fame"

WTF?

On another note, when you say "TSG is there", does that mean what I think it means?

 
rickythepenguin [TotalFark] 2003-03-17 11:22:16 AM  
i'd hit it

 
cotb [TotalFark] 2003-03-17 11:23:04 AM  
Can someone post the image here, please-- I am at work.

...and for some reason I feel the need to see an ugly whore?

 
RepoMan 2003-03-17 11:23:10 AM  
I think I saw the Crocodile Hunter wrestle her out of a swamp on one of his shows.

 
Merltech 2003-03-17 11:23:25 AM  

There's been worse posted on Fark.

 
pantagrapher 2003-03-17 11:23:40 AM  
lumpy jowel fest 2003

 
Caboozy 2003-03-17 11:23:43 AM  
weight 120?

 
stymie 2003-03-17 11:23:43 AM  
I'd hit it, if that's what it means to be an American.

 
gnasche 2003-03-17 11:23:53 AM  
World's ugliest hooker? Not even close.

 
ogregirl 2003-03-17 11:23:56 AM  
*shudder*

 
Cos 2003-03-17 11:23:58 AM  
Prostitution/Keeping House of Ill Fame...more like keeping house of skank.

And Forsythe I hope she paid them the $15.

 
ninja057 2003-03-17 11:24:11 AM  
I'd pay for it.

 
palverone 2003-03-17 11:24:18 AM  
Cotb

 
bump 2003-03-17 11:24:19 AM  
Proof that some guys will stick their dicks anywhere... Exactly how does one achieve an erection when confronted with such overwhelming unattractiveness?

My guess is popcicle sticks and duct tape.

 
Rudezombie 2003-03-17 11:24:56 AM  
-Cotb

Its SFW, ya know.. just a mugshot..

 
supichoo [TotalFark] 2003-03-17 11:25:10 AM  
EEEPS!

 
RepoMan 2003-03-17 11:25:10 AM  
Hair: BRO
Eyes: BLU
Build: AVERAGE
Complexion: EVIL

 
Freak 2003-03-17 11:25:14 AM  
Even I wouldn't pay for that.

 
BillDarryl 2003-03-17 11:25:15 AM  
She's the world's ugliest hooker... after your MOTHER!

Oh shiat!

 
Rasputin 2003-03-17 11:25:33 AM  
Romulus, MI!!! Better Get Captain Picard in there to fumigate, the Romulans have invaded earth.

 
candypants 2003-03-17 11:26:43 AM  

 
LawTalkingGuy 2003-03-17 11:27:32 AM  
5'4" 120? I call shenanigans on the jailhouse scale.

 
MataHari 2003-03-17 11:27:36 AM  
120 pounds!

 
zim1 2003-03-17 11:28:06 AM  
I don't know what the big deal is. We've seen MUCH worse on TSG. In fact, I would go so far as to say that that is the best-looking ugly-TSG-chick I've ever seen.

Not that I'd hit it...

 
candypants 2003-03-17 11:29:47 AM  
I don't know what the big deal is. We've seen MUCH worse on TSG

True, but this thing was doing a gang-bang...

oh, ick.

 
3horn [TotalFark] 2003-03-17 11:29:52 AM  
This is one of the other women...I'd hit it...



3Horn

 
PerkGirl 2003-03-17 11:29:55 AM  
Bump-- Too Funny.
Her head looks like it weighs 120 alone.

 
stockbroker2003 2003-03-17 11:30:05 AM  
no amount of intoxicants could make that look even interesting in a novelty - circus show kinda way

 
twiddlin 2003-03-17 11:30:12 AM  
Read it all the way through...

Here's another lady's site:

http://www.atlantasweetiepie.com

 
EatHam [TotalFark] 2003-03-17 11:30:14 AM  
Gah. The latest addition to the axis of ugly.

 
Frankee-Frank-Frank 2003-03-17 11:30:27 AM  
We'd Hit It!

 
dethkon 2003-03-17 11:30:50 AM  
VOMIT

 
Deschit 2003-03-17 11:31:01 AM  
Now how am I supposed to eat my corned beef & cabbage after looking at that? Fark!

 
3horn [TotalFark] 2003-03-17 11:31:17 AM  
Well, it won't post the image, here's a link to it:

The other chick.

3Horn

 
CaptainBuggernuts 2003-03-17 11:31:18 AM  
Stay away from that website if you value your eyesight. The goggles, they do nothing.

 
highlifeman 2003-03-17 11:31:34 AM  
120 pounds.
Maybe she's 2'3".

 
3horn [TotalFark] 2003-03-17 11:31:53 AM  
Damn, one more time..

The other chick.

3Horn

 
mutilato [TotalFark] 2003-03-17 11:32:08 AM  
She isn't a prostitute. She is someone who just likes sex. Whether or not you'd like to have sex with her (and I confess she's not really my type) She's not a hooker, whore, prostitute, crackho', or any other derogatory term that young frustrated guys like to use to describe women who enjoy having sex.

But she does have bad hair.

 
3horn [TotalFark] 2003-03-17 11:32:48 AM  
Damnit, just copy and paste, it's SFW
http://www.atlantasweetiepie.com/sweetiepie5.jpg

3Horn

 
Zaago 2003-03-17 11:32:59 AM  
That ain't no woman! It's a man, man!

 
Apparent Nuisance 2003-03-17 11:33:01 AM  
Didn't the Smoking Gun have the hooker who sat on the john and killed him? She would be worse.

 
dookster 2003-03-17 11:33:08 AM  
only comment is the certain c** work in the title. the title alone is NSFW!

imagine the conversation
"honey, where ya headed tonight?"
"oh, I dunno, maybe catch that new Will Farrell movie, then I might stop by "C**Fest2003 at the Holiday Inn"
"ok, see ya later"

 
JerkStore 2003-03-17 11:33:15 AM  
Steele admitted that part of her act was to perform with cakes and pies. She spreads the food on her body and then performs sex acts.

Mmmmmm, pie...

Seriously, what is up with guys today? They'd screw a wooden fence post if you threw a bra on it. I wouldn't be able to get it up with these skanks, covered in pie or not, especially with a bunch of equally sleazy guys standing around jerkin' it. That detective will never be the same again. The inside of his mind will forever look like the Aarkieboy "Nah, that's too gross, even for me" Hall of Fame...

 
depafeo 2003-03-17 11:33:20 AM  
Romulus police Department? Am I missing something?


 
biggbossman 2003-03-17 11:34:32 AM  
Drinking too much jizz can be facially wounding.

 
PonchtheJedi 2003-03-17 11:35:29 AM  
You guys ever see TSG's Attractive Mugshot list? There are some pretty cute lawbreakers out there.

 
Virgil 2003-03-17 11:36:09 AM  
she looks pretty rough. i'm sure she has a *great* personality!

 
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