...

I am speechless.

That's... Wow. It's like someone built a colossal monument to Poe's Law. I especially love this:

Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck Found Dead in Camp

(Fox News Logo)

March 5, 2011 - Clark County, VA - A FEMA camp was liberated today, one of two still controlled by the war criminals loyal to Obama. Rush Limbaugh was executed over a week earlier, we are told, and Glenn Beck was found in his cell and has died, incredibly of an 'aspirin overdose', the preferred way to send a message to the enemies of Obama. The NY Times came out with the typically disgusting headline, "Shots Fired in Virginia; Rush and Beck Finally Shut Up", in their first admission that there is even a war going on. Their last half dozen readers were later surprised when their Queens, NY printing center and offices were firebombed by Patriots who simply had enough of that trash propaganda outlet. Thomas Jefferson said "Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle."

Raiden333: Rush Limbaugh was executed over a week earlier, we are told, and Glenn Beck was found in his cell and has died

Is it wrong I'm OK with this whole thing on those grounds?

The United States is a creation of "racists and warmongers," Obama says to a stunned America, and is to be replaced by the North American Union.

I wouldn't pay a single goddamn Amero to play this game.

vote out seventeen of the nineteen Democrats in the Senate and 178 in Congress that were up for reelection.

LAWL these people are farking deluded. This shiat is hilarity of the highest order.

GAT_00: vote out seventeen of the nineteen Democrats in the Senate and 178 in Congress that were up for reelection.

Uh, every one of the 256 House Democrats are up for reelection in 2010. Plus, voting out 17 of the 19 Senate Democrats would entail beating completely untouchable people like Schumer, Wyden, and Leahy.

So, that "History" section is absolutely hilarious. It's like every piece of wharrgarbl from the past year combined. I recommend everyone read it.

This has GOT to be a carefully crafted farce. In order to maintain any bit of sanity, I can only believe that this was concocted by a bunch of snickering undergrads out for the LULZ.

I'm still waiting for Nehemiah Scudder to be elected president in 2012, and for the USA to turn into a religious dictatorship when there's no 2016 election.

Mobkey: I'm still waiting for Nehemiah Scudder to be elected president in 2012, and for the USA to turn into a religious dictatorship when there's no 2016 election.

revolt in 2100

these people always get the year wrong

These people are seriously unhinged.

It's no Left Behind: Eternal Forces.

If feel underarmed, like, in real life. Thank god if anything ever did go down Canada is a quick swim across Lake Erie.

How do I get some of this moron money?

Is it time for the pic of Sarah w/ Patriotic vag discharge again?

Player / Troops / Size of army
1. LodispotoMilitia 236766
2. DamianThorne 195979
3. sexynewyorker11208 179528
4. DemocraticCommieBastards 161016


They've been infiltrated! Aaaaaaaie!

Dr.Zom: How do I get some of this moron money?

I'm starting to think you're right. Why should I waste time making fun of these people when I could be getting paid?

I wouldn't mind parting a few of these fools from their money.

EL_FABREZ: If feel underarmed, like, in real life. Thank god if anything ever did go down Canada is a quick swim across Lake Erie.

Oo. They must've cleaned it up some. You used to be able to walk across it from Cleveland.

Raiden333: Glenn Beck Found Dead in Camp

Well, he should be executed if it's true that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990

/why won't he deny it?

When words fail you, there's always WHARGARBLE.

/just wow

I can't really tell if I have to pay money to play their shiatty flash game, and that usually means I do.

Welp.

/I just winged him, turned him into a Unitarian.

"What an schitt-load of phuque! It's like if Mallard Filmore washed down Morton Downey Junior's rotting, decomposing balls with a glassful of Barbara Bush's now-useless eggs and crapped out a load of rancid, undead ass-babies!"

Christ, this sounds like "The Turner Diaries: The Home Game."

I frequently hear NRA-types refer to President Obama as "The Gun Salesman of the Year."

You know who the runners-up are? WHAARGARRBLERS. I have had liberal friends who have never considered owning a gun in their lives calling me up and asking me for a recommendation for their first handgun or shotgun, because they're that disturbed at how farking unhinged the extreme right-wing has gotten.

/Please tell me this is a fine example of Poe's Law.

I was all set to play, just to see how bad it might be. Then I saw that the little fark wanted cash money. Screw that noise.

"Alex Jones rescued... most of his 'conspiracy theories' have since been proven true"

Only slightly less insane than the thought of Rahm Emmanuel and Hamas being on the same side.

More plausible than the World of Warcraft story arc.

... This is one scary pile of far-right craziness there.

I bet he supports Ron Paul, too.

I haven't seen something be so funny and yet so disturbing at the same time since I gave up watching clown on midget porn.

Jesus Christ.

I hope these dipshiats do unite and try to go on their masturbatory vision of taking America over. That way they'll all be in one place when they're fired upon.

These pseudointellectual coontbags all would claim to be experts in politics and history. By their own claims, they should know Obama is more right than he is left.


Sgt Otter: Christ, this sounds like "The Turner Diaries: The Home Game."

I frequently hear NRA-types refer to President Obama as "The Gun Salesman of the Year."

You know who the runners-up are? WHAARGARRBLERS. I have had liberal friends who have never considered owning a gun in their lives calling me up and asking me for a recommendation for their first handgun or shotgun, because they're that disturbed at how farking unhinged the extreme right-wing has gotten.

/Please tell me this is a fine example of Poe's Law.


It wouldn't be a bad idea to buy a gun if Glenn Beck starts telling the great retarded masses to go carry out his trolly agenda.

The unhinged right wing is even worse now because, thanks to Glenn Beck, they now believe themselves to be historians.

/Hey, it's kinda nice to see themselves at least ATTEMPT to educate themselves. It's kinda a welcome break from their previous anti-intellectual viewpoint of "You talk like a fag and your shiat's all retarded."

Insertwitty Namehere: I haven't seen something be so funny and yet so disturbing at the same time since I gave up watching clown on midget porn.

Still never as bad as the Time Cube (new window)

Mike_LowELL: More plausible than the World of Warcraft story arc.

The one they have running now or the one where Thrall has seemingly lost his mind because he appoints "Kill everything without green skin" Garrosh as his replacement for leader of the Horde?

I just had to go back to see how they mentioned ACORN.

Yeah, they get slaughtered by Ted Nugent.

It's like Pajamas Media. Reads like satire, but isn't.

//or is it?

Gato Negro: OMFG, I LOVE IT!!!

Just be sure to use a Kleenex afterward.

If it doesn't end with Jeff Flake crowned King of both RealAmerica AND prom, I'm not interested.

Gato Negro: OMFG, I LOVE IT!!!

Did you finally just give up? I really did admire someone who put as much time into trolling as you did.

Oh well, there's only so many shiatty Fox and Corkum comics to post, right?

tallguywithglasseson: I just had to go back to see how they mentioned ACORN. Yeah, they get slaughtered by Ted Nugent.




/Rock and roll!

buckler: Gato Negro: OMFG, I LOVE IT!!!

Just be sure to use a Kleenex afterward.

Now, now... It's okay for men to cry.

Murkanen: Mike_LowELL: More plausible than the World of Warcraft story arc.

The one they have running now or the one where Thrall has seemingly lost his mind because he appoints "Kill everything without green skin" Garrosh as his replacement for leader of the Horde?

Better than the hippie, Jaina "I'm going to lead you into the undercity, then teleport away, accomplishing nothing" Proudmore, leading the alliance against her ex-boyfriend, who she will eternally love.

/this post makes as much sense that this link.

Gato Negro: /Rock and roll!

How far into the game do you have to get before Palin's attacks on FEMA Camp Delta are interrupted by her photo ops and she quits, leaving everyone else to clean up after her?

Lenny_da_Hog: How far into the game do you have to get before Palin's attacks on FEMA Camp Delta are interrupted by her photo ops and she quits, leaving everyone else to clean up after her?

It's not that simple. She gets a basic "speech" attack, which, if successful, causes all within hearing range to be either Befuddled or Confused for at least six combat rounds.

buckler: Lenny_da_Hog: How far into the game do you have to get before Palin's attacks on FEMA Camp Delta are interrupted by her photo ops and she quits, leaving everyone else to clean up after her?

It's not that simple. She gets a basic "speech" attack, which, if successful, causes all within hearing range to be either Befuddled or Confused for at least six combat rounds.

...after which she pulls out her mighty robot warrior, Max Factor, which sprays them all with a toxic substance that hardens into shale-like layers and prevents movement for 4 turns.

If the Revolution looks like Operation Anchorage, though, I will support it, as long as I get two snipers and Mr. Gutsy.

Tatsuma: If the Revolution looks like Operation Anchorage, though, I will support it, as long as I get two snipers and Mr. Gutsy.

A bunch of us the other day were saying Rock Star should make it's next game "GTA: Rage City."

AppleOptionEsc: Murkanen: Mike_LowELL: More plausible than the World of Warcraft story arc.

The one they have running now or the one where Thrall has seemingly lost his mind because he appoints "Kill everything without green skin" Garrosh as his replacement for leader of the Horde?

Better than the hippie, Jaina "I'm going to lead you into the undercity, then teleport away, accomplishing nothing" Proudmore, leading the alliance against her ex-boyfriend, who she will eternally love.

/this post makes as much sense that this link.

I remember when Warcraft Characters were stalwart examples of bravery, like Lothar and five knights charging headlong into like 20 bloodlusted Ogre Magi in Human 10 or so in WarCraft 2. Or Gul'dan deciding to be a dick like a real warlock and just take over the horde from Ogrim Doomhammer.
None of this Noble Savage Orc bullshait either.

/That was so long ago. SO LONG AGO.

Tatsuma: If the Revolution looks like Operation Anchorage, though, I will support it, as long as I get two snipers and Mr. Gutsy.

BTW, are there still two military bases in Anchorage in that game?

Just to even all this out, I'm going to go kill some Enclave soldiers real slow-like.