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(Denver Post) Dumbass You ever have one of those days when you and your dad get wasted, decide to burglarize a house, he leaves you passed out under a bed and you end up getting identified by the neighbor - who just happens to be your grandfather?   (denverpost.com) divider line 20
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Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2009-10-15 06:41:37 PM  
Cool story bro.

 
DrMcNinja 2009-10-15 06:55:47 PM  
So what, you wanna fight about it?

 
public option 2009-10-15 06:57:32 PM  
Typical Tuesday

 
GungFu 2009-10-15 06:58:59 PM  
burgle


/it's quicker to type

 
bring to a festering boil 2009-10-15 07:01:58 PM  
GungFu:
burgle


/it's quicker to type

srsly

 
skippytheferret 2009-10-15 07:04:27 PM  
You know it just goes to show...

Wait! Not it doesn't. What the fark is wrong with these people?

I mean I am amused and all, but holy hell!

 
Lloyd Braun 2009-10-15 07:06:29 PM  
You ever have one of those days when you and your dad get wasted, decide to burglarize a house, he leaves you passed out under a bed and you end up getting identified by the neighbor - who just happens to be your grandfather?

No.

 
DPSturm 2009-10-15 07:09:47 PM  
blasted boobs burgle and blow it, blue hair betty busts bumpkin.

 
Psychohazard 2009-10-15 07:21:14 PM  
Hell. That's my favorite country song.

 
flyingmonkeysreign 2009-10-15 07:24:04 PM  
Jeb, you're fired for putting your seed in my daughter's belly, and if you weren't my own brother, I'd kill ya." "But pa, you can't fire me, I need this job!"

Aww, Family Guy quotes... mhhhm



dnrtfa

 
Inigo_Montoya 2009-10-15 07:31:54 PM  
Or as I like to call it, Thursday.

 
Githerax 2009-10-15 07:32:26 PM  
Nope, but then again, I'm not a Southern-Pride redneck Baptist born-again Republican either. So it's unlikely I'd be involved in a scenario like that.

 
Rodent of unusual size [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-10-15 07:32:32 PM  
ftfa: found passed out under the invalid homeowner's bed

Squatter

 
Sass-O-Rev 2009-10-15 07:41:55 PM  
I always hate when that happens.

 
mlitt1124 2009-10-15 07:44:00 PM  
THE ARISTOCRATS!

 
GregaPress 2009-10-15 07:47:08 PM  
It's good to do things as a family. Strengthens the bond or some such...

 
GraysonAC [TotalFark] 2009-10-15 07:53:54 PM  
At least they weren't robbing the grandfather.

 
The Saturday Night Massacre 2009-10-15 09:13:21 PM  
www.unitedspongebob.com

Eugene? What are you doing with my bloomers?

 
The Good Logins are Gone 2009-10-15 09:46:01 PM  
www.alpinecom.net

We don't understand the problem...

 
aagrajag 2009-10-16 01:18:28 AM  
Those crazy Spencers are at it again, I see...

 
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