FTA: This has been written and blogged and probably Tweeted about ad nauseam, even making its way onto the smirky/quirky wacky-news aggregator Fark.com. (Where readers made it through two whole comments before someone called someone else an a**hole.)

I wonder if they read far enough down to see a gorgor post.

Well, we don't win awards for best smirky/quirky wacky-news aggregator.

You missed the good years, Runner's World.

GIS for smirky quirky

nevermind

jehovahs witness protection: FTA: This has been written and blogged and probably Tweeted about ad nauseam, even making its way onto the smirky/quirky wacky-news aggregator Fark.com. (Where readers made it through two whole comments before someone called someone else an a**hole.)

I wonder if they read far enough down to see a gorgor post.

Asshole.

At we made it 6 posts this time...

Anyone who still uses the word "Wacky" is an asshole.

And, yes, I left my asterisks at home.

You'll get over it... Asshole!

i prefer to think of fark as a news-aggravator with legions of wacky assholes.

Farker: That's great maybe you could give me advice on how to prevent my nipples from bleeding.

Worldy Runner: I had no idea you were a marathoner.

Farker: Mara...whatthehell are you blathering on about? Im talking about the friction caused by my meaty moobs rubbing against my bathrobe as I raise myself from my Throne of Smiting (computer chair) every fourteen hours to empty my bowels and refuel the meat temple (refill the Funyon Trough).