24 is underage now?

Wow. Since '89, huh? And I thought *I* was on a cold streak.

That's a clumsy attempt at blackmail. No wonder their ringleader is in prison. Scum.

This notice is for my rivals: I DARE you to have a woman give me oral sex to bring me down. I further dare you to find a woman with very large breasticles to provide the aforementioned oral sex.

I was expecting some schadenfreude but after having read that I feel kinda bad for the guy. Hopefully the guys who set him up will got to jail for blackmail.

The sign he was waiting for was: "a woman's gonna give you a blow job." God told him so.

That really is just sad. I feel bad for the guy. What a bunch of slimeballs.

Gunther: I was expecting some schadenfreude but after having read that I feel kinda bad for the guy. Hopefully the guys who set him up will got to jail for blackmail.

Yeah it really is a sad story on alot of levels. However if this thread ever gets any attention, expect it to be chock full of hate.

"I was waiting for God to send me the one that's supposed to be my Christian wife," he said. "That's what it says in the Bible."

Yet within minutes of taking the woman to a cheap motel in neighboring Absecon, the 67-year-old Atlantic City Councilman and Baptist minister was receiving oral sex.


Well, they do say that God moves in mysterious ways.

/if you're listening, God, please send me 'the one'
//and have her bring pizza

Ah, New Jersey, the state that's given us Bruce Springsteen, Tony Bourdain and deep-fried hot dogs and pretty much just should have sunk into the Atlantic after doing so.

Lucky the one he had waited for to give him a job actually turned out to be a real female and not someone dressed up to look like one!

It would have given him a reason to re-think the God issue.

He may not have resigned, but they still got their way...

May the lying bastards rot in hell.

mojofriendship: This notice is for my rivals: I DARE you to have a woman give me oral sex to bring me down. I further dare you to find a woman with very large breasticles to provide the aforementioned oral sex.

Just to make sure we get teh job done, were sending in the trannies.

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.


/Christian
//Fark teh churches

Unknown_Poltroon: mojofriendship: This notice is for my rivals: I DARE you to have a woman give me oral sex to bring me down. I further dare you to find a woman with very large breasticles to provide the aforementioned oral sex.

Just to make sure we get teh job done, were sending in the trannies.

I tried and failed to find a screen cap from last night's South Park episode.

I'm pretty anti-organized religion, but these scumballs need to do some hard time in the general population, not some minimum security joint. Then they can serve their 2000 hours of community service cleaning Jersey Turnpike restrooms in rest areas 10 miles down the road from the ones that have Taco Bells.

<b><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4701338&IDComment=55185926#c551 85926">unclemongo</a>:</b> <i>Ah, New Jersey, the state that's given us Bruce Springsteen, Tony Bourdain and deep-fried hot dogs and pretty much just should have sunk into the Atlantic after doing so.</i>

Ok, I'll give.. What's wrong with Bruce Springsteen?

A rocker with the political consciousness of woody guthrie and johnny cash. oh the horror.

With enemies like this, who needs friends?

Seriously where can I find a rival or two to pay a hooker 500 bucks to blow me. I mean that's what the pretty hookers cost right?

CheatCommando: I'm pretty anti-organized religion, but these scumballs need to do some hard time in the general population, not some minimum security joint. Then they can serve their 2000 hours of community service cleaning Jersey Turnpike restrooms in rest areas 10 miles down the road from the ones that have Taco Bells.

As much as I'm with you, I think that qualifies as "Cruel and Unusual".

I hope I'm not alone in being happy to find this story isn't about some perverted old guy and a 11 year old girl.

Poor old guy..now he'll probably never have sex again.

40 watt range: Seriously where can I find a rival or two to pay a hooker 500 bucks to blow me. I mean that's what the pretty hookers cost right?

Go to the Adult Gigs section on Craigslist a couple of days after the first of any month, if you are looking for a bargain. College girls who can't make rent come up with creative ways to pay their bills. Just saying.

So, a city council seat is worth ruining a man's life over?


Priorities, some people need to adjust some.

MadMonk: Poor old guy..now he'll probably never have sex again.

Yeah, sounds like she pretty much sucked the life out of him.

"...I thought, `If you send a tourist away angry, they'll tell people not to come to Atlantic City."

New slogan: Atlantic City... come for the gambling, stay for the chance to suck some old cock.

/sorry

MadMonk: I hope I'm not alone in being happy to find this story isn't about some perverted old guy and a 11 year old girl.

Poor old guy..now he'll probably never have sex again.

Maybe the "underage girl" will feel sorry for what she did and come back to him... Nah, way too sappy/creepy. (24yo with a 67 yo? He's old enough to be her grandfather! Then again, it is Jersey.)

farkin_Gary: So, a city council seat is worth ruining a man's life over?

This really pisses me off, the more I think about it.

A guy goes 20 years without sex, and is "pretty jammed up." No shiat. Some young woman offers to blow him. He doesn't know it's a setup.

For christ's sake, what straight guy doesn't go for it?

I hate to say it, but I hope the blackmailers get some unwanted attention in the big house.

Fluff Girl: A guy goes 20 years without sex, and is "pretty jammed up."

Did she chew before she swallowed?

I detect a very strong smell of bullshiat with this preacher man's story...




/link hotter than an underage 24 year old hooker

Here's a hint to the blackmailers: If you do something bad enough to make most Farkers - myself included - feel sorry for a Christian politician, then holy shiat, even Hitler would spit on your graves and call you scum.

Anybody take a look at the "Philly Naked Bike Ride" gallery on that site? Whatta bunch of freaks!

/Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Pugdaddyk: Did she chew before she swallowed?

I am trying to cut the guy some slack, but I hope I don't have to blow a 67-year-old-guy until another 30 years has passed.

Since when did Fark have tags?

45 minutes ago I came here with a snappy comment and noticed there was a tag for oral sex. Now I forgot the comment.

Jackson Herring: Unknown_Poltroon: mojofriendship: This notice is for my rivals: I DARE you to have a woman give me oral sex to bring me down. I further dare you to find a woman with very large breasticles to provide the aforementioned oral sex.

Just to make sure we get teh job done, were sending in the trannies.

I tried and failed to find a screen cap from last night's South Park episode.

You're welcome.

Somehow, I had a feeling this story came from New Jersey...is there a New Jersey tag? Seems like the best sex scandals come from New Jersey...

Jackson Herring: Gunther: I was expecting some schadenfreude but after having read that I feel kinda bad for the guy. Hopefully the guys who set him up will got to jail for blackmail.

Yeah it really is a sad story on alot of levels. However if this thread ever gets any attention, expect it to be chock full of hate.

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I HATE BLOW JOBS !!!!!1111!!

they leave a terrible taste in my mouth

This is so sad on so many levels. He's trying to live his beliefs, so much so that he's "jammed up" and won't touch himself, and ends up under so much stress that his health suffers. Look, mister, God loves you, he doesn't mind if your trouser trout pukes from time to time. And all this over some small time political office. So many misplaced priorities.

This guy is too naive and, frankly, simple to be in any sort of position of leadership. Sorry. He was mistreated but he's a dolt.
He gets no points for being so sexually -what? pure?- either. Innocence is not superior to understanding.

Omnis_evil_twin: You're welcome.

There we go. Just leave the evidence bag out of it...

3r1cms: I HATE BLOW JOBS !!!!!1111!!

they leave a terrible taste in my mom's mouth

/FTFY

Jackson Herring: Omnis_evil_twin: You're welcome.

There we go. Just leave the evidence bag out of it...

Did I do good, Daddy?

Omnis_evil_twin: You're welcome.
Um, Thanks? _{That was funny}

Now that everyone has had their coffee, we can mix some sass and snark into our outrage!

Bring on the Fark!

Hnakrapunt: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.


/Christian
//Fark teh churches
You're an idiot.

He thought it was free parking, so he took a chance on her community chest. At least he got to pass go.

/I don't think the scumbag extortionists are going to get out of jail free.

bah, i don't feel sorry for the guy. if he's that naive, he shouldn't have gone into christianity.

/dur-hey, the world is full of evil.
//bring on the flames, baby!!

So which commandment is it that says "Thou shall wait till I provide thee with heavenly oral sex"?

Man Christians are farking stupid. Sounds like he'll get to give his pal in the sky a high five soon though. Thanks for the BJ boss, now where's Jesus?

IKillBugs: 24 is underage now?

If we've learned anything from the ACORN scandal, it's that you can still engage in child prostitution without the presence of minors or hookers of any age.

Wendy's Chili: IKillBugs: 24 is underage now?

If we've learned anything from the ACORN scandal, it's that you can still engage in child prostitution without the presence of minors or hookers of any age.

I thought DATELINE and "to catch a predator" taught us that.