Peter Criss has a lot more reasons to worry than that.

Hey, that jazz has kicked Andrew W.K. to the curb.

Compare "Party Hard" from I Get Wet to "Not Going to Bed" from Close Calls with Brick Walls.

The dude just doesn't put 110% into the yelling and hollering and bellowing like he used to.

Sad, really.

I saw the ZZ Top live show with Slash and John Mayer and Billy Gibbons sounds really bad too.

Is "stomach pump recall" one of the five?

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: Is "stomach pump recall" one of the five?

or perhaps "no matter what you think, hair plugs do not look real" is one of the reasons...

shivashakti: Peter Criss has a lot more reasons to worry than that.

"No one wants to be Peter Criss, Lois. Not even Peter Criss."

Subby forgot Bryan Adams, but maybe no one will tell him if we're lucky.

Sometimes singers sing in a hoarse voice, just because its their style. Just saying.

/singer
//sometimes uses a hoarse voice, especially on blues numbers

Just like that pony with the sore throat.

Do you smoke cigarettes? Or do you eat 'em?

About 15 years ago, the head sportscaster for WHO-TV in Des Moines came down with a bad cold or some bug and his voice went all to hell.

He was off the air for two or three months and on doctor's orders not to talk unless absolutely necessary. He ended up with one of his vocal cords paralysed and he lost his job due to it.

I'm not sure Tom Waits needs to worry about that so much.

Brian Johnson will be just fine, he just chooses to sing in a shrill voice. Also he knows what he's doing, I've heard entire concerts and at the end end he sounds just the same as at the beginning. Plus after almost 30 years, if his voice isn't shot, not likely to go now.

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: Is "stomach pump recall" one of the five?

or perhaps "no matter what you think, hair plugs do not look real" is one of the reasons...

Maybe them singers horseness is caused by hairballs.

More likely:

Otolaryngologists' turn to try to whip up a little hysteria to get people rushing into their offices in droves.

No Rachel Ray (nsfw?) yet? I'm disappointed.

Keep Texas Zombie Free: No Rachel Ray (nsfw?) yet? I'm disappointed.

Seriously, next time you link to something like that, please label it as NSFW language or something. I was sorely disappointed at the lack of titties.

Not that I'm a chubby chaser, I just have a really good workout routine I'd like to teach her. I also have a protein-based diet I'd like her to try out.

TopoGigo: I was sorely disappointed at the lack of titties

My work here is done.

No sarah jessica parker?

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body
You do understand that Matt Drudge injests semen as part of his sexual choice, yes, like most conservatives?
Not that I care or anything wrong with that. Just a matter of fact.

but with a g

Scott ferrel comes to mind, that guys voice is painful.

A little hoarse horse today?

Peter Criss had breast cancer.

JerkyMeat: No sarah jessica parker?

I came in for that.
SJP Looks Like A Horse.com (new window)

Wolfman Jack howls in derision...

Joe Cocker, anyone?

I think the dude from CInderella is probably more concerned with keeping his job at Burger King. His manager caught him telling people "I am the dude from Cinderella" for the 500th time and screwing up their Whoppers...He really didn't know what he had till it was gone.

I got a better reason - the business model they built their careers on is dead, Dead, DEAD!!!1!!11 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaahahahahahahahahahaha

It's true. Hoarseness should not be ignored. My cousin had problems with his voice for a while before being diagnosed with nodes on his voice box, which had to be surgically removed.

""What people should know is that a little hoarseness can be the sign of a big problem," says Richard Rosenfeld, professor and chairman of otolaryngology making money off of people with hoarse voices at Long Island College Hospital in Brooklyn, N.Y."

/FTFY

First tip on what to do from the article:

"Speak up"

/Nope, not making it up.
//Yep, taking it out of context.

I'm just annoyed that I had to see Tom Waits in the same sentence as Axl Rose.

Axl shouldn't even be listed as a real musician.

As with most things, Miles Davis put all of this group completely to shame.

"Come again?"

Meh, Lemmy's still got 'em all beat...

//I'M GONNA PUT A BOOOOOOOOOGER IN YOUR REAR!!

Watchu talkin' about, Toots?

"Otolaryngology"

There's a word I'd like to bust out in scrabble one day

No love for MCA?

shivashakti: Peter Criss has a lot more reasons to worry than that.

"Ahh whoa, hey Bobby!"

Keep Texas Zombie Free: No Rachel Ray (nsfw?) yet? I'm disappointed.

I swear it looks like she just unhinged her jaw there.

CraicBaby: shivashakti: Peter Criss has a lot more reasons to worry than that.

"No one wants to be Peter Criss, Lois. Not even Peter Criss."

nice!

Or you know its...

Ah, Bellowing! Singing at its finest. Faith.

Ye should a heard John McCormack bellow. Ach. There was a bellower. Blood squirted from a wee hemorrhage in his throat when he'd go for the high G. 5 rows back would look like somethin' from a Gallagher concert. Not like yer man Caruso. Caruso was more of a squealer than a true bellower. The katydids would mat the screens 3 deep when we put Caruso on the Victrola. No, lass, if it be bellowin' you want, its yer man John McCormack.

♫ The piano has been drinking ♫

Not me.
Not me.
Not me.
Not me.

Batman is screwed

santadog: I'm just annoyed that I had to see Tom Waits in the same sentence as Axl Rose.

Axl shouldn't even be listed as a real musician.


THIS!