Last place couple.

/hot like the inside of their thighs.

Wife's weight times five in cash?

Here's hoping they aren't weighing the biatch in pennies

there are some ugly folks in that article. 57 seconds for 300 yards is fast tho. 97 pounds, wow she is a skeletor faced spinner.

I'd like to see them do this at wine tastings.

i still like the salute to the Stadium-Tshirt-Cannon-Operator.

/"Hit the de-eck!"

Beer snob alert! And, interdweebs, that microbrew you drank last night with the crazy name and you thought you sounded cool for ordering it is probably owned by Anheuser-Busch

If you're gonna drink crappy beer this man paid the right price.

He's in San Diego and they're awarding him Bud Light?

San Diego is America's premier craft beer producing city, there's endless delicious beer brewed down there... Sucks they had to throw piss water at them when the tastiest American brew was only a 5 min drive away in all directions.

I would demand some real beer, or just find some bums and give it to them. Pretty weak.

/*Cracks another West Coast IPA*

D_Evans45: He's in San Diego and they're awarding him Bud Light?

San Diego is America's premier craft beer producing city, there's endless delicious beer brewed down there... Sucks they had to throw piss water at them when the tastiest American brew was only a 5 min drive away in all directions.

I would demand some real beer, or just find some bums and give it to them. Pretty weak.

/*Cracks another West Coast IPA*

Portland, OR begs to differ.

ScotterOtter: Beer snob alert! And, interdweebs, that microbrew you drank last night with the crazy name and you thought you sounded cool for ordering it is probably owned by Anheuser-Busch

Welcome to the thread D_Evans45 and The Gordie Howe Hat Trick.

SeamusFerrell: ScotterOtter: Beer snob alert! And, interdweebs, that microbrew you drank last night with the crazy name and you thought you sounded cool for ordering it is probably owned by Anheuser-Busch

Welcome to the thread D_Evans45 and The Gordie Howe Hat Trick.

Drink Leinenkugels and Sam Adams.

/How I found a 6 pack of summer shandy at this time of the year, I don't know
//so good and tasty

SeamusFerrell: ScotterOtter: Beer snob alert! And, interdweebs, that microbrew you drank last night with the crazy name and you thought you sounded cool for ordering it is probably owned by Anheuser-Busch

Welcome to the thread D_Evans45 and The Gordie Howe Hat Trick.

I gotta be me!

BTW, your favorite beer sucks.

The Gorfie Howe Hat Trick - Portland, OR begs to differ.


Care to offer some evidence to support this claim?

/Either or, the PSW has the title hand down then

D_Evans45: The Gorfie Howe Hat Trick - Portland, OR begs to differ.


Care to offer some evidence to support this claim?

/Either or, the PSW has the title hand down then

Ooooohhhhhhh there are tons. Google!

But I will say I once took the morning flight to PDX for the specific intention of drinking and eating all day at a place called McMinnimans (sp?) on the Columbia river. Took the evening flight home. I don't remember much in between.

/Cool story, bro

Portland has some 30 breweries in it's vicinity. I've never heard san diego and craft beer used in the same sentence. And I'm a profesional brewer!
And west coast IPA's are okay if you like fizzy hop flavored water. Would it hurt to put some malt in there for some balance?

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Ooooohhhhhhh there are tons. Google!

But I will say I once took the morning flight to PDX for the specific intention of drinking and eating all day at a place called McMinnimans (sp?) on the Columbia river. Took the evening flight home. I don't remember much in between.

So you can't provide any evidence then?

A quick google turned up a bunch of beer enthusiast websites, that really contained no actual beer brewed from Portland.

The only beer worth drinking from Portland I can think of is Dolly Varden IPA by Metolius, the rest of their selection is garbage, and even the IPA is lacking.

Please provide evidence to support your claim, Google has been less than helpful.

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: SeamusFerrell: ScotterOtter: Beer snob alert! And, interdweebs, that microbrew you drank last night with the crazy name and you thought you sounded cool for ordering it is probably owned by Anheuser-Busch

Welcome to the thread D_Evans45 and The Gordie Howe Hat Trick.

I gotta be me!

BTW, your favorite beer sucks.

I am very picky about my beer. I only drink beer that fits the following guidlines:

1. Has alcohol? - check
2. Wet? - check
3. cold? - check

Your favorite beer sucks, but I'd probably drink it anyway.

The world record holding fitness guy from San Diego didn't win. The winning couple were the ones in yellow from Lewiston, Maine.

/Makes me evah so proud to be a Mainah.

Oh and the competition was held in Bethel Maine at the Sunday River ski resort.

/just in case anyone cares (is that a real emotion on Fark?)

breathessunshine:
/just in case anyone cares (is that a real emotion on Fark?)

In reference to Beer & Bacon, yes.

shtychkn: breathessunshine:
/just in case anyone cares (is that a real emotion on Fark?)

In reference to Beer & Bacon, yes.

You left out the third part of the trinity! Boobies!

I swear if it said "Bud Lite - Now with Semen!" on the label, some of you tasteless morans would drink it and still mock people who actually like beer.

Came for beer snob idiots.
Leaving satisfied.

The only kind of wife carrying I'm into.

Here's to you subby: BL is the #1 selling beer in America and it isn't anywhere near the cheapest.

Real men of genius ...

/got nothin'

mynameist: Here's to you subby: BL is the #1 selling beer in America and it isn't anywhere near the cheapest.

I guess there is no accounting for taste...because:
Anheuser-Busch brewed products are nasty-tastin, headache makin, foamy pisswater. Bleh!!!!

EVERY beer is better with a shot of vodka in it!

D_Evans45: He's in San Diego and they're awarding him Bud Light?

San Diego is America's premier craft beer producing city, there's endless delicious beer brewed down there... Sucks they had to throw piss water at them when the tastiest American brew was only a 5 min drive away in all directions.

I would demand some real beer, or just find some bums and give it to them. Pretty weak.

/*Cracks another West Coast IPA*

Colorado facepalms.

The best tasting beer is free beer.

"Real American heroes" was changed to "Real men of genius" after 9/11.