I'd Haiti be one of the passengers.

/Meh. Got nothin.

Chuckled heartily. Well played.

11 people likely could feed the village for quite a while, depending on preservation techniques and portion size.

GranoblasticMan: I'd Haiti be one of the passengers.

/Meh. Got nothin.

Uruguayan be kidding me.

raab: GranoblasticMan: I'd Haiti be one of the passengers.

/Meh. Got nothin.

Uruguayan be kidding me.

Bah. You're both Jamaican me crazy.

NEDM: raab: GranoblasticMan: I'd Haiti be one of the passengers.

/Meh. Got nothin.

Uruguayan be kidding me.

Bah. You're both Jamaican me crazy.

Yuck! I hope you don't Havana more of those Nassau puns.

The plane hit the ground with a sickening "O-BAM-A!"

Uggh.

I admit it, I cracked up at the headline.

Do not worry. You will all forget about this tragedy very soon...

UN peacekeeping mission in Haiti.

Not even gonna start with this one.

Most of those on board the plane were military officers from Uruguay and Jordan

Jordan? Ya know guys, There's an Air Force base or two in Florida that's closer. Come to think of it, about 60k troops in Haiti instead of Afghanistan would clear out a few things there.

doccm9: I admit it, I cracked up at the headline.

So did the passengers.

Wanted for questioning.

Fluorescent Testicle: doccm9: I admit it, I cracked up at the headline.

So did the passengers.

Ouch.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How can you people be so cruel?? People lost their lives!!
/kidding
//it takes a village to eat 11 bodies

If they have to many "H's in their resume' I'm not screwing them----

Or close to that G. Carlin on the subject of AIDs

subby, f*ck you for making me laugh at that

But since it's Haiti they'll all be coming back as zombies.

fanbladesaresharp: Most of those on board the plane were military officers from Uruguay and Jordan

Jordan? Ya know guys, There's an Air Force base or two in Florida that's closer. Come to think of it, about 60k troops in Haiti instead of Afghanistan would clear out a few things there.

Let me tell you about this little thing called collective legitimization...

BabyDumplings: How can you people be so cruel?? People lost their lives!!
/kidding
//it takes a village to eat 11 bodies

Or a South American plane crash.

PickinWhiskers: Fluorescent Testicle: doccm9: I admit it, I cracked up at the headline.

So did the passengers.

Ouch.

Im now gong to hell twice.

That's...that's...horrible...but hilarious. Well done subby....BAD subby....well done....BAD...

/confused

Haitians are zombies right? So there should be no problem since they still eat burned humans like in the original Night of The Living Dead.

The Karma Gods do exist. 11 assholes gone for good.

+1

Subby, the survivors of this plane crash would like a word with you.

chixdiggit: Do not worry. You will all forget about this tragedy very soon...

Go deep. Take everything.

Uh oh, maybe time to rethink this year's Halloween...

Don't worry ... it's, it's good luck.

Dick

BabyDumplings:
//it takes a village to eat 11 bodies

+1
/would laugh again
//etc..

+1 internets for subby, I barked a laugh after reading that.

Also:

fanbladesaresharp: Come to think of it, about 60k troops in Haiti instead of Afghanistan would clear out a few things there.

I'd say the best thing to do for Haiti now would be to scatter its population to the ends of the globe and give the island a rest for 50 years. Seriously, that's gotta be one part of the world that's sick of humans.

So... The UN finally made an impact?

/window please

chuck4455: What cannibalistic villagers might look like

One of those is not like the others.

gimpols1908: So... The UN finally made an impact?

/window please

Dang it, Gimpols, you made me spray coffee on the keyboard!

Subby, you are so going to hell! lol

What's for dinner honey?
Oh no...
Roast Dork AGAIN?

phrawgh: 11 people likely could feed the village for quite a while, depending on preservation techniques and portion size.

Supperware products are ideal for storing leftovers to help stretch your food dollar.

Are they gonna eat the Braaaiinns?

So they are gonna have some long pork?

I guess the American delegate from Texas didn't chuck out the Mexican...

Ha ha ha ! Good show, subby!

After reading the comments, I see I laughed for completely the wrong reason.

/Hates the UN's bloated budget

Haiti = the real South Detroit

ohhhhh submitter
you made me LOL

/golf clap

Where will they bury the survivors?

very well played! thanks for the laugh!

Ok Guys...As An Ex-Uruguayan Air Force Officer, It's Been A Very Sad Couple Of Days For Me...

Although I Didn't Know These Guys Personally From My Time In, It Still Hurts Me To See My Fellow Servicemen Dying.

And Yes...The Comparison Jokes Between This Crash, And The Crash of FAU571 Are Easy, But I Ask That You Give A Quick Prayer To The Families Of the Dead Crew.

And Yes...I Did Chuckle At The Jokes...I Personally Liked The UN Impact Line, But Please, For Just A Minute, Say A Prayer For The Lost Crew.

Thanks!

//Toast To My Guys