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(BBC) Sad United Nations plane crash leaves 11 dead, food for the whole village   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 49
More: Sad, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Jordan, surveillance, Jean-Bertrand Aristide, United Nations plane, UN peacekeeping mission, Michele Montas  
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GranoblasticMan 2009-10-10 05:37:25 AM  
I'd Haiti be one of the passengers.

/Meh. Got nothin.

 
WillieStokes 2009-10-10 05:42:16 AM  
Chuckled heartily. Well played.

 
phrawgh 2009-10-10 05:43:14 AM  
11 people likely could feed the village for quite a while, depending on preservation techniques and portion size.

 
raab [TotalFark] 2009-10-10 05:43:36 AM  
GranoblasticMan: I'd Haiti be one of the passengers.

/Meh. Got nothin.


Uruguayan be kidding me.

 
NEDM 2009-10-10 05:45:34 AM  
raab: GranoblasticMan: I'd Haiti be one of the passengers.

/Meh. Got nothin.

Uruguayan be kidding me.


Bah. You're both Jamaican me crazy.

 
JonnyBGoode 2009-10-10 05:54:29 AM  
NEDM: raab: GranoblasticMan: I'd Haiti be one of the passengers.

/Meh. Got nothin.

Uruguayan be kidding me.

Bah. You're both Jamaican me crazy.


Yuck! I hope you don't Havana more of those Nassau puns.

 
chuck4455 [TotalFark] 2009-10-10 05:55:11 AM  
The plane hit the ground with a sickening "O-BAM-A!"

 
PickinWhiskers 2009-10-10 05:56:06 AM  
Uggh.

 
doccm9 2009-10-10 06:00:02 AM  
I admit it, I cracked up at the headline.

 
chixdiggit 2009-10-10 06:07:14 AM  
i614.photobucket.com

Do not worry. You will all forget about this tragedy very soon...

 
fanbladesaresharp 2009-10-10 06:13:44 AM  
UN peacekeeping mission in Haiti.

Not even gonna start with this one.

Most of those on board the plane were military officers from Uruguay and Jordan

Jordan? Ya know guys, There's an Air Force base or two in Florida that's closer. Come to think of it, about 60k troops in Haiti instead of Afghanistan would clear out a few things there.

 
Fluorescent Testicle 2009-10-10 06:19:50 AM  
doccm9: I admit it, I cracked up at the headline.

So did the passengers.

 
zulius 2009-10-10 06:22:13 AM  
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Wanted for questioning.

 
PickinWhiskers 2009-10-10 06:27:44 AM  
Fluorescent Testicle: doccm9: I admit it, I cracked up at the headline.

So did the passengers.


Ouch.

 
tuxytux 2009-10-10 06:33:37 AM  
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 
BabyDumplings 2009-10-10 06:40:56 AM  
How can you people be so cruel?? People lost their lives!!
/kidding
//it takes a village to eat 11 bodies

 
Thats an 827 2009-10-10 06:49:18 AM  
If they have to many "H's in their resume' I'm not screwing them----

Or close to that G. Carlin on the subject of AIDs

 
at80eighty [TotalFark] 2009-10-10 06:51:02 AM  
subby, f*ck you for making me laugh at that

 
OscarTamerz 2009-10-10 06:52:27 AM  
But since it's Haiti they'll all be coming back as zombies.

 
Seth'n'Spectrum 2009-10-10 06:54:36 AM  
fanbladesaresharp: Most of those on board the plane were military officers from Uruguay and Jordan

Jordan? Ya know guys, There's an Air Force base or two in Florida that's closer. Come to think of it, about 60k troops in Haiti instead of Afghanistan would clear out a few things there.


Let me tell you about this little thing called collective legitimization...

 
fanbladesaresharp 2009-10-10 07:01:02 AM  
BabyDumplings: How can you people be so cruel?? People lost their lives!!
/kidding
//it takes a village to eat 11 bodies


Or a South American plane crash.

 
doccm9 2009-10-10 07:04:54 AM  
PickinWhiskers: Fluorescent Testicle: doccm9: I admit it, I cracked up at the headline.

So did the passengers.

Ouch.


Im now gong to hell twice.

 
Tellurianix 2009-10-10 07:07:58 AM  
That's...that's...horrible...but hilarious. Well done subby....BAD subby....well done....BAD...

/confused

 
GreenSun 2009-10-10 07:11:04 AM  
Haitians are zombies right? So there should be no problem since they still eat burned humans like in the original Night of The Living Dead.

 
HONDOWAYNE [TotalFark] 2009-10-10 07:17:40 AM  
The Karma Gods do exist. 11 assholes gone for good.

 
chuck4455 [TotalFark] 2009-10-10 07:34:12 AM  
i43.photobucket.com

What cannibalistic villagers might look like

 
cmunic8r99 [TotalFark] 2009-10-10 08:09:47 AM  
+1

 
FredaDeStilleto [TotalFark] 2009-10-10 08:36:12 AM  
Subby, the survivors of this plane crash would like a word with you.

 
aresef 2009-10-10 08:45:05 AM  
chixdiggit: Do not worry. You will all forget about this tragedy very soon...

Go deep. Take everything.

 
Alleyoop 2009-10-10 09:04:38 AM  
Uh oh, maybe time to rethink this year's Halloween...

www.peteranthonyholder.com

 
Bob The Nob 2009-10-10 09:09:31 AM  
Don't worry ... it's, it's good luck.

 
sobernutz 2009-10-10 09:26:27 AM  
Dick

 
Tokin42 2009-10-10 09:30:49 AM  
BabyDumplings:
//it takes a village to eat 11 bodies


+1
/would laugh again
//etc..

 
theorellior 2009-10-10 09:39:02 AM  
+1 internets for subby, I barked a laugh after reading that.

Also:

fanbladesaresharp: Come to think of it, about 60k troops in Haiti instead of Afghanistan would clear out a few things there.

I'd say the best thing to do for Haiti now would be to scatter its population to the ends of the globe and give the island a rest for 50 years. Seriously, that's gotta be one part of the world that's sick of humans.

 
gimpols1908 2009-10-10 09:39:55 AM  
So... The UN finally made an impact?

/window please

 
jehovahs witness protection [TotalFark] 2009-10-10 09:46:36 AM  
chuck4455: What cannibalistic villagers might look like

One of those is not like the others.

 
Lyllydd 2009-10-10 09:57:41 AM  
gimpols1908: So... The UN finally made an impact?

/window please


Dang it, Gimpols, you made me spray coffee on the keyboard!

 
mdbirt 2009-10-10 10:16:47 AM  
Subby, you are so going to hell! lol

 
EngineerBob 2009-10-10 10:42:09 AM  
What's for dinner honey?
Oh no...
Roast Dork AGAIN?

 
ColumbusGround 2009-10-10 11:27:52 AM  
phrawgh: 11 people likely could feed the village for quite a while, depending on preservation techniques and portion size.

Supperware products are ideal for storing leftovers to help stretch your food dollar.

 
clusterfrak 2009-10-10 12:17:27 PM  
Are they gonna eat the Braaaiinns?

 
Oldiron_79 2009-10-10 12:23:45 PM  
So they are gonna have some long pork?

 
pjspaws 2009-10-10 12:50:10 PM  
I guess the American delegate from Texas didn't chuck out the Mexican...

 
Gobobo 2009-10-10 02:26:13 PM  
Ha ha ha ! Good show, subby!

After reading the comments, I see I laughed for completely the wrong reason.

/Hates the UN's bloated budget

 
SystemFault 2009-10-10 03:29:06 PM  
Haiti = the real South Detroit

 
geekasaurus 2009-10-10 04:32:37 PM  
ohhhhh submitter
you made me LOL

/golf clap

 
Loadmaster 2009-10-10 09:02:23 PM  
Where will they bury the survivors?

 
ChuableVicodin 2009-10-10 11:29:48 PM  
very well played! thanks for the laugh!

 
TampaMan 2009-10-11 03:55:39 PM  
Ok Guys...As An Ex-Uruguayan Air Force Officer, It's Been A Very Sad Couple Of Days For Me...

Although I Didn't Know These Guys Personally From My Time In, It Still Hurts Me To See My Fellow Servicemen Dying.

And Yes...The Comparison Jokes Between This Crash, And The Crash of FAU571 Are Easy, But I Ask That You Give A Quick Prayer To The Families Of the Dead Crew.

And Yes...I Did Chuckle At The Jokes...I Personally Liked The UN Impact Line, But Please, For Just A Minute, Say A Prayer For The Lost Crew.

Thanks!

//Toast To My Guys

 
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