FTFA: Under a countrywide scheme proposed by the National Union of Students

Uh huh. It's not like the Daily Fail is saying this is actually happening or anything. Nope.

so u get screwed either way

Where was this when I was a student? So much guilt could have been saved by being able to rationalise that passing the clap was, in fact, comparable to buying a round.

I got what???

Aw bloody hell....might as well get drunk.

Ebert: I got what???

Aw bloody hell....might as well get drunk. pissed

ftfy

wanker

I already pissed behind the screen, you want me to piss again?

But you break the seal when you have a urine test :(

At my university all new students had to submit a urine sample for a protein test, sample bottles were provided to everyone. Some students were so scared that the samples would be tested for drugs that they paid other students to fill the bottle for them.

A friend of mine made a lot of money that week. He only told me about this after the fact.

/the bastard

Isn`t Herpes 2 like a fashion accessory these days anyways? Had a chick tell me once, "it`s no big deal, 90% of my friends have it too." Are you serious biatch?

Commander Lysdexic: At my university all new students had to submit a urine sample for a protein test, sample bottles were provided to everyone. Some students were so scared that the samples would be tested for drugs that they paid other students to fill the bottle for them.

A friend of mine made a lot of money that week. He only told me about this after the fact.

/the bastard

Rookies. That shiat has been going on for oh....20 years or so.

...and the yet more amusing link on TFA's page: "Marge Simpson Strips off for Playboy". Apparently Marge is the November issue's cover.
/Not really sure how feels about Marge posing...

You don't get the clapp from booze. You get it from sex. Just saying.

/But alcohol and antibiotics don't mix well. You may want to wait to take that drink.

Students are being given free alcohol if they agree to be tested for sexually transmitted diseases, which is probably what got them those diseases in the first place

...agreeing to be tested for STDs GIVES you STDs? Man, are the grant officers at NIH gonna be PISSED!

/cloudy, with a chance of being pedantic

No subby, you can't get STD's from drinking, you get them from sex.

I was given a clean bill of health at the clinic a few weeks ago, so now I can go have worry free unprotected sex with strangers. Wait, what?

HONDOWAYNE: Isn`t Herpes 2 like a fashion accessory these days anyways? Had a chick tell me once, "it`s no big deal, 90% of my friends have it too." Are you serious biatch?

Well the herpes types are interchangable almost. Type 1 can infect the genitals and type 2 can infect the mouth too. The vast majority of people have type 1 of the mouth (something like 80% of adults). But yeah, that chick is messed up. I would stay far, far away.

free booze never gave me STDs.

can you get drunk before the test?

/you don't want to know where they put the q-tip

headline failure

joelris: free booze never gave me STDs.

"Never accept a forty from a crazy hobo."

This actually seems like a good idea to me. College students will drink no matter what, so that part's not a problem. And it will be positive if more people get tested.

I'd rather do the opposite. Turn in a case of beer for a night with a whore.


/yes, I'm that frustrated

I like the 'what drinking students might look like' photo. Glad that cleared it up for me !

It ain't news, it's the daily FAIL

Won't this cause a lot of adults to pose as students in order to get the free alcohol???

/DRTFA

Now that would be a funny episode of FarkTV. If it was made in a funny way, and not at all like the old FarkTV.

/like sweat and dead mans balls