after reading that, i have come to the conclusion that the author was a tad bit high

albo: after reading that, i have come to the conclusion that the author was a tad bit high

I'd say more likely he's retarded and wasn't high.

I mean wtf was that about a plastic bucket deforming his brother-in-law's head all about?

Lots of words, no point.

Where's the rest of the story?

Good day?

R.A.Danny: Lots of words, no point.

The point, I'm sure, was to write something about Fark that he could submit to Fark and be sure would get greenlit because it was about Fark and then he could sit back and enjoy a bajillion hits to his website. And then he got so excited about the end-game point that he forgot he needed to have something halfway interesting to say.

I followed that meandering path till the bitter end, and now my hat is floating in the Atlantic.

I think I've read this article before (new window)

In the immortal words of some cartoon, I think, maybe, "Nyeeeeh, your mother smokes corn silk."

Wow. That was so lacking in profound that it was ... just ... not profound. Wow ;)

Add to the mix people who post images of Thor vaguely threatening Jesus. Something about a hammer and being nailed to a cross.

OK, seriously, where the hell is this picture? You can't temp me with things like that and not provide the image.

albo: after reading that, i have come to the conclusion that the author was a tad bit high shrooming

ftfy

Pocket Ninja: The point, I'm sure, was to write something about Fark that he could submit to Fark and be sure would get greenlit because it was about Fark and then he could sit back and enjoy a bajillion hits to his website. And then he got so excited about the end-game point that he forgot he needed to have something halfway interesting to say.

I concur with your assessment.

GAT_00: OK, seriously, where the hell is this picture? You can't temp me with things like that and not provide the image.



/christian, but awesome pic nonetheless

Was that a school assignment or something?

Hey, you know what's awesome?

What a buckethead might look like...




pantheon: Farker 2001...buckethead brigade, good one

I kept waiting for a point, that was a review or an ad, not even a not news article.

If I understand this correctly, you can create your own blog on there.

Guess who's about to start a blog singing the praises of a LaRouchian theocracy with staplers as the aristocracy. Aw yeah.

Ahhhh... the best part of all: the link is now Farked.

Pocket Ninja: R.A.Danny: Lots of words, no point.

The point, I'm sure, was to write something about Fark that he could submit to Fark and be sure would get greenlit because it was about Fark and then he could sit back and enjoy a bajillion hits to his website. And then he got so excited about the end-game point that he forgot he needed to have something halfway interesting to say.

At least they get put in Fark Publicity, where links go to die.

staplermofo: Guess who's about to start a blog singing the praises of a LaRouchian theocracy with staplers as the aristocracy. Aw yeah.

I've seen worse blogs.

Ahhhh... the best part of all: the link is now un-Farked.

Don't go to the "Politics" tab. It is a holocaust of reason and sanity.

Heh.

EvilEgg: I've seen worse blogs.

Like this one?

I'm dumber for reading that.

FTFA: FARK is a website. On it, there is an aggregated list of "news" stories, with various tags, and comments next to each one. Some of these get no comments (very rare) but most don't get outside the teens. This is, of course, on the main page, the "Not news" page. Don't go to the "Politics" tab. It is a holocaust of reason and sanity.

WTF is this guy talking about? On the main page, there is grand total of one link that failed to have twenty or more comments. Link (new window)

kitryne: Was that a school assignment or something?

Definitely reads like one.

staplermofo: If I understand this correctly, you can create your own blog on there.

Guess who's about to start a blog singing the praises of a LaRouchian theocracy with staplers as the aristocracy. Aw yeah.

Be sure to forward a link :)

thepostess: Be sure to forward a link :)

Already did sugarbritches.

AlwaysRightBoy: What a buckethead might look like...

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pantheon: Farker 2001...buckethead brigade, good one

Buckethead is a guy who wears a mask and a KFC bucket on his head and plays guitar.

staplermofo: thepostess: Be sure to forward a link :)

Already did sugarbritches.

I will now bow to my new Stapler overlord.

thank god for the preemptive full disclosure. there's no doubt in my mind i would have thought Drew wrote that were it not for being told otherwise

aba: Buckethead

I was not "raised by chickens"!
/the Bucket Brigade are a bunch of Brewer's fans
/and also the way to put out fires in the wee olden days

mjoven1975: WTF is this guy talking about? On the main page, there is grand total of one link that failed to have twenty or more comments. Link (new window)

QFT. He's an idiot of the first magnitude.

I mean... you picked up on that and he didn't. If a Raiders fan is smarter than this guy, he must be seriously farktarded. I'm talking a ready-to-be-institutionalized kind of stupid.

/I kid because I love...
//... taunting Raiders fans

I don't get it? Was this an advertisement for Fark? Because he didn't make any conclusions.

Oh, and how about this bit:
Extremely militant atheists, various reasonable Christians, and a bunch of people who want better separation of church and state

What about the militant Christians? Like Bevets? How come they don't get mentioned? They certainly are not the same as the "reasonable Christians." Asshole.

Did anybody catch this? Made me laugh my ass off.

If its old, bah get off my lawn.

DrySocket: Did anybody catch this? Made me laugh my ass off.

If its old, bah get off my lawn.

I want that on a tee shirt. I may have to get one of those inkjet iron on packs and make one.

I am, Full Disclosure.

Herman Mellville's Mooby Duck: First Draft Bleeps, Bloopers, and Belugas

The point, she makes no appearance in that "blog"

full disclosure:

≠

Ah! My blog!

You'll rue the day you crossed me, Kansas! RUE IT GOOD! Possibly well. I'm gonna check the old Strunk and White and get back to you. You may start ruing.

staplermofo: Ah! My blog!

You'll rue the day you crossed me, Kansas! RUE IT GOOD! Possibly well. I'm gonna check the old Strunk and White and get back to you. You may start ruing.

Wow, easy come, easy go!

/so much for pandering to gods

AlwaysRightBoy: so much for pandering to gods

I'm still pretty godish. You can pander. C'mon. Pander!

staplermofo: I'm still pretty godish. You can pander. C'mon. Pander!

What panders may look like.

staplermofo: AlwaysRightBoy: so much for pandering to gods

I'm still pretty godish. You can pander. C'mon. Pander!



/doing it wrong

Megain: /doing it wrong

Now I know how god feels.
:(

staplermofo: Megain: /doing it wrong

Now I know how god feels.
:(

see, now you're even more godish