Why would Dallas police want to talk to me about what I do in Baltimore?

I was worried right up until the Dallas part. Never been there.

That narrows it down to most white males in Dallas.

What a man does naked in his own back yard is none of Uncle Sam's business.

too short and the wrong city for it to be me, so i'll keep on dancing

Oh man... I can see that I'm going to have a talk with my ex...

Oh. Wait... It's a guy? Nevermind.

Snort: That narrows it down to most white males in Dallas.

I limit this to white males as black males tend to get shot before the police are called.

Dallas Police Senior Cpl. Janice Crowther says police want to catch him before it escalates into something worse.

To late! He's already spawned Dancing with the Stars AND So you think you can dance.

Snort: Snort: That narrows it down to most white males in Dallas.

I limit this to white males as black males tend to get shot before when the police are called.

FTFY

Submitted by me yesterday when it was reported...

(Dallas News)
2009-10-08

If you are a 6 foot tall, 30 year old white man, with pasty skin and a pudgy belly who has been dancing and swimming naked in people's backyards, the police would like to have a word with you

Guess I should have left off a few words.

two outta three ain't bad...

Don't judge me!

Dooooo the Macarena...

The fact that's he's know to climb over fences has great...snag potential.

/obligatary invlontary shudder

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon...

loonatic112358: Snort: Snort: That narrows it down to most white males in Dallas.

I limit this to white males as black males tend to get shot before when the police are called.

FTFY

That does better reflect reality.

that wasn't dancing... you call that dancing? I'll show you dancing....(zip...the sound of my zipper coming down)

Dammit, Dad...

Now we have to move again.

welcome to the fark nudist thread, let the shrinkage begin, and the things that should never be seen, be revealed

Ha! I'm in Houston.

i am really more like 5'11

I'm only 5'10.

Hmmm, isn't George W. Bush about 6 ft tall & didn't he move to Dallas recently?

He's probably looking to keep busy.

Wanted for questioning

Snort: "That does better reflect reality."

Well, we *are* talking about Texas.
Do the Police even get *called* before shots are fired?

I walked around my house naked a month or so ago, but it was at like midnight in a quiet neighborhood.
Now the time I walked around a block in Oak Cliff in a bad neighborhood with no shoes, my shirt off, a hockey mask and a machete while I was tripping on acid about 20 years ago.....

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPERS

/or would it be "y'all" if it's in Texas?

Snort: That narrows it down to most white males in Dallas.

As a pudgy white male in Dallas I'm really getting akick out of your post.

Before I answer, define "Pudgy".

Check,
Check,
Damn.

Nearly won that one.

ringersol: Snort: "That does better reflect reality."

Well, we *are* talking about Texas.
Do the Police even get *called* before shots are fired?

No, they don't. I ride my horse everyday to work in downtown past the tumbleweeds and cacti. When the day is done I head to the saloon or stage show where we proceed to fire pistols into the ceiling when something catches our fancy, the sheriff is never called.

Define pudgy.

well... shiat. I thought no one could see me either. Hopefully they're talking about some other pudgy guy.

I should have know coming here to make a "whew, I was worried for a sec there but I'm doing it in (location that isn't Dallas)" joke would be a waste of time.

You think after losing the bet the first time he would have learned not to make silly wagers. "Oh yeah, I bet you they will score 5 touchdowns and if they don't this time I'll do the Lindy naked on the HOA presidents AC unit."

Wanted for questioning?
/hot

ericb45696: I walked around my house naked a month or so ago, but it was at like midnight in a quiet neighborhood.
Now the time I walked around a block in Oak Cliff in a bad neighborhood with no shoes, my shirt off, a hockey mask and a machete while I was tripping on acid about 20 years ago.....

Pants make all the difference, in our culture. You had pants.

FuelCycle: Submitted by me yesterday when it was reported...

(Dallas News)
2009-10-08

If you are a 6 foot tall, 30 year old white man, with pasty skin and a pudgy belly who has been dancing and swimming naked in people's backyards, the police would like to have a word with you

Guess I should have left off a few words.

STFU whiner.

I'm in Austin...so they're not onto me yet.

Noexit: FuelCycle: Submitted by me yesterday when it was reported...

(Dallas News)
2009-10-08

If you are a 6 foot tall, 30 year old white man, with pasty skin and a pudgy belly who has been dancing and swimming naked in people's backyards, the police would like to have a word with you

Guess I should have left off a few words.

STFU whiner.

That's what you call whining?

/I just thought they were very similar... you don't have to be a bitter douchebag just because you are a loser too.

That's pretty ballsy.

*whistles innocently*

FuelCycle: No, they don't. I ride my horse everyday to work in downtown past the tumbleweeds and cacti. When the day is done I head to the saloon or stage show where we proceed to fire pistols into the ceiling when something catches our fancy, the sheriff is never called.

It was a commentary on the state of race relations in Dallas, not the general backwards nature of Texas citizenry (Go Texas Tag!). Does Poe's law apply here?

God, why don't they just make it illegal to have any fun whatsoever? Dude's neighbors are a bunch of prudes.

Now the time I walked around a block in Oak Cliff in a bad neighborhood with no shoes, my shirt off, a hockey mask and a machete while I was tripping on acid about 20 years ago.....

I wouldn't walk around Oak Cliff today clothed and with a machete.

But if he's naked where are they going to plant the fake drugs?

/don't answer that
//E. Dallas represent

Hold me closer pudgy dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
you had a busy day today

I'm 6 foot tall, pasty and pudgy but a little older, so I guess it wasn't me.

DFWPhotoGuy: Wanted for questioning?
/hot